Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Safety Dance Edition

that was great, have fun with the cheap vodka!

Oh man, I actually had that Playstation Codes book. I had like 3 games out of all the games covered in it.

This reminds me of an MST3K interview where Mike Nelson asked viewers not to mail him any more teeth.

My favorite mailbag ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcGK6aFij4

yup.

Hah, I actually have an issue of Justice League Europe. It's pretty much Power Girl kicking ass plus some other people.

I look good watching this video.

I collect movie novelizations, but I don't have those...so now I'm sad.

With these new outfits, they should create their own Beastie Boys tribute music video.

100% Fancy. That's Giant Bomb.com.

Now they can form their Earthquake Safety Team with the high-vis pink wear.

Actually, that's not some bad free schwag. I mean, come on--Wing Commander III! I'm not sure I'd trust that drink, though--it looks like it could contain rat poison.

Man, it's the middle of the day and Luchadeer's already passed out drunk on a table. I know nobody wants to talk about it, but they should really hold an intervention for that guy.

I demand the GB staff do all future Quick Looks wearing full safety gear. (honor system, of course)

I fully expect Brad's safety outfit to make an appearance on TNT tonight.

Now that was a great Mailbag.

No saftey gloves! :O But what if they have to handle objects with sharp edges?

I never thought writing on a box could make me cringe... but there you go.

@Thor_Molecules said:

With these new outfits, they should create their own Beastie Boys tribute music video.

Thank God I wasn't the only one.

Also, Sarah is adorable.

Fantastic stuff - but none of the Wing Commander novelizations? Also, that SEGA CD FMV game looks amazing.

awesome!

Lol Brad the Queen is on all Canadian coins. I can't wait for someone to send a lock of hair or some creepy shit. Also, Rorie is the best.

@SpiritGoat: We passed the creepy mark when we started watching candid videos of people opening their mail.

I am relieved that that youtube url doesn't seem to work. What a sinister package.

I gotta say, if there had been a dead rat, wrapped in newspaper, at the bottom of that package, I wouldn't have been all that surprised.

@deerokus: Seriously, that package is the creepiest thing they've ever received.

@deerokus: Seriously, that package is the creepiest thing they've ever received.

a lot of great effort went into this mail bag good job internet person

The shirt's from Walnut, CA? Is it from Super Arcade in Walnut, CA?

Man, someone was tripping BALLS when they were packing this..

"Eegah!"
 
"Stimlo!"
 
"Watch out for snakes."

That was one fucking bizarre box of shit. I have never seen anything more random in my life.

When Jeff said "And then we pay bums $20 to fight each other right" made me laugh so hard, I don't know why

I actually read that Alien novelization by Alen Dean Foster a long time ago. It wasn't have bad, considering it had a number of scenes that weren't in the film.

@1p said:

Please hire Matt Rorie. :(

Truth.

Someone needs to send Brad a new shirt.

Cocaine is helluva drug.

I thought this was the video where they were going to tear down the office walls and do some renovations because Brad was wearing construction gear in the preview image.

I read a novelization of The Mask when I was in like 5th grade, so yeah.

Sara Lima is so pretty that it should be a goddamn crime.

Great content, great package, great Brad.

I can assure you guys that the Youtube link on the box is not RickRoll'd

edit: the girl is hot, can I have her number pretty please? :D

Dio isn't Sicilian, is he?

DAMN YOU BIFF!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?!

The box-cutter was ingenious, yet added to the creep factor of this box. Def made a good video though!

@Cyrisaurus: I think you mean Patricks monitor.

I believe it was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8OGMbj1kg

Why did they send Brad a pink safety uniform? Was it a Spelunky thing?

Ryan successfully predicts the Playstation 4.