Jeff Gerstmann's Pro BMX XXX

"Otherise" at 5 seconds.

So, I heard you guys knew the way to Boob City. Can you give me a lift?

"Do you have the time" getting a lot of play in the comments section, but peeps are sleeping on the equally prolific "DIRTY DOG I'M A DIRTY DOG"

-Early 2002 E3 impressions.... first sentence "Dave Mirra's got dirty"

-Who wrote that?

-You.

....

-Bummer...

Now this is the quality content I signed up for

Edit: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

Ahahaha. Now THIS is premium content! One of the best videos in a while.

@toltendo: yes! I saw this and laughed too hard. Amazing. Ben was great during this.

Ahahaha. Now THIS is premium content! One of the best videos in a while. The looks of pure disappointment on the faces of all three duders is incredible to see.

@toltendo: yes! I saw this and laughed too hard. Amazing. Ben was great during this.

@kirkdouglas: How can they TRULY say the did it for the nookie without Fred Durst?

There's something awful about seeing a showgirl do a striptease act to 311.

If anything needed saved for posterity it was ...this?

I need an adult...

show it

COME ORIGINAL > everything else

Honestly they need to "Take a Look Around". When I saw the lack of Limp Bizkit, I wanted to "Break Stuff". And so on.

It's funny infamous this game because in today's landscape, the market is flooded with tiddy anime games on Steam that it wouldn't even matter if something like this was put out.

311 is such an enigma to me.

Surprised GB actually showed the nudity and got away with it. Good for them! Glad I didn't play this game, it seems pretty frustrating.

this game has the most accurate syracuse in a game so i guess i have to like it :/

Great ending!!! 👍

POWERFULLY EROTIC

@jeff@ben@brad

Between 2000 and 2019 311 released 101 unique songs across 8 different albums, plus a live album, Plus 5 albums pre 2000 featuring 74 unique songs for a total of 175 songs on 13 albums.

The 311 Complete playlist on Spotify boasts 202 songs (including Live albums and singles) with a playtime of 11 hours.

Add in acoustic versions and whatever else they've come up with and I could see the cruise being cool for superfans, of which there is plenty of content to be a fan of. Judging a book by it's cover, their album artwork has gotten significantly more psychedelic over time and their latest cover features the 5 members entering into a pyramid together and then into a huge ship or portal.

It's not hard to see why there could be a following around that once you know the numbers. It's quite impressive.

But the entertainment loving conspiracy nut in me thinks perhaps 311 has formed a sort of cult hoping to ascend to a Down paradise.

and I dare a mothafucka to cum in my face

If you wanna hate Green Day, click play.

This has got to be the best intro on the site yet. Great job, guys!

where can I buy jeff's INCREDIBLE jacket?

@kirkdouglas: given how litigious Durst is about his music being used in video games, I'm guessing the Acclaim folks didn't want to be bothered.

Vexx was a cool game. This is not, though.

Wild how Jeff and the crew were so unaware of the term "fruit booter" at the time. I'm a creole black dude from New Orleans and even I was well aware of it back then from the handful of skating/skateboarding friends I had. 3 of whom were proud, self-proclaimed "fruit booters". I always figured that term, along with everything skating-related, was common knowledge on the West coast.

Holy shit I hate this so much. Everything from the brutal time limits to the juvenile humour to the actual construction of the levels and the missions within them. That this was made by a studio that had prior experience with this genre is astounding. Every time a mission started and the game made absolutely no effort to guide the player to the objective, I got frustrated, and I'm just watching it. Putting pick ups down in a line with no directional arrow to the next pick up is fine: there's an implicit sequential order to them. The game telling the player to go to an objective, and then the camera cutting to a view of the objective with no establishing shot of where that objective is in relation to the player or any other landmark in the level is fucking awful. Moreso because that cut to the objective takes way too long because it's padded to hell with stupid jokes.

Giant Bomb show what Twitch ditch!

Just wanted to say that people in porn do not have to be naked. Porn is supposed to be content created solely for others' sexual gratification. Like those weird (sorry) foot fetish videos, I'm not sure those have actual nudity in them.

What should I do with me 30 day premium trial?

BREASTS!

13-year old me wanted this game, 32 year old me forgives him.

In hindsight, really unfortunate choice of words for that ending lol.

What a horrible game. I was expecting it to be funny because of how bad it was but it's so bad and childish that it's anger inducing. Still, at least it was fun to watch everyone suffer together!

Just wanted to say: I think DOA could be porn, because you don't have to have nudity for something to be porn. Porn is meant to titilate sexually. For example, people with foot fetishes might watch porn featuring bare feet, or feet in high heels, but the mo0del is completely clothed. Not sure what else those DOA games are meant to be other than titilating.

Both heartbreaking and at the same time spectacular that this was one of the final in studio shows

@matthewrl: Never would have guessed, but also not at all surprised, that BMX XXX is what put Giant Bomb studio content to rest.

@legendarychopchop: fitting some how. WE'RE GONNA SHOW IT