Quick Look: LocoCycle

How did no one mention how ugly this game is? Even for a 360 game this wouldn't be acceptable, but for an Xbox One game? Holy crap, I'm shocked by how bad this looks.

I was about to say that it was originally a 360 game and that it's coming there later, but yeah... Maybe this would be acceptable on PS2... Maybe...

The American is a better grilled cheese place near the giant bomb office than The Melt. Both are good though.

The short cut scenes were kinda amusing.. but OMG that intro! It was painful to watch... how can you get all those actors and then not spend any money on a director or editor.

If you want to keep a kooky made-in-our-backyard vibe... don't use recognisable actors, it just makes it seem half-arsed.

Graphically, I've never been a fan of Twisted Pixel's style but this seems to tap new depths of shite. Sterile, basic, weirdly flat. But yeah, the whole thing seems like a crock, so the graphics are hardly a surprise.

***Disclaimer English is not my first language sorry for my grammar errors*** . I don't understand why they "the industry" can't ever get someone whose first language is Spanish. That guys has a very heavy accent whenever he speaks, is not as bad as "Jason" in "Heavy Rain" but is there is and is very distracting. I can tell he is second of third generation Hispanic or he does not practice Spanish enough.

The real tragedy here is that this wasn't a Heat Vision and Jack game.

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