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Quick Look: Major Minor's Majestic March

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Apr. 17 2009

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Major Minor's Majestic March

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Edited By ddensel

I'm glad to see that the Sonic R engine is being put to good use....

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Edited By ZmillA

omg im dieing over here. My stomach oh god!!

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Edited By the8man

Gawd, Jeff!  Why can't you "swing the Wii Remote with a steady tempo"?!  lern2playkthnxby

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Edited By PeasForFees

A lot of Wii games boil down to a "touching yourself" game and devs have said this also. There should totally be a "Touching Yourself" Game page

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Edited By PartTimeNinja

Jeez. That game looked like shit.

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Edited By DeltaDreamer

AHH MONKEY!

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Edited By Caddy

I'm just going to come right out and say it....this game sucks.

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Edited By GioVANNI

Let's try setting the tempo AGANE.

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Edited By Sticky_Pennies

I nominate this for the next Endurance Run, especially because of the "March, march, keep on marching!" line.

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Edited By darkspirit138

14:25-May just be the most drugged up face...ever.

16:56-WTF IS THAT THING? IS IT A FISH OR A DUCK?

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Edited By Teaspoon83

As fun as this would be for the kids, noooooo way will I want to deal with this being played over and over and have that granny stick constantly yap away.

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Edited By Arjuna

I am not the Wii's target demographic.

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Edited By benjamimmy

ill stick with watching the main menu of this game...

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funny that's how i "satisfy my band."

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Edited By macsaber

@ 21:20
Baton - "Swing me properly."
Jeff - "Shut up!"

Hahahaha

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Edited By WEGGLES

That damn baton pisses me off. SO MUCH.

The game play could be amazing. The greatest of all time ever. But I couldn't play it. Because of the baton.

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Edited By DrGluon

Yep, thats Major Minor's Majestic March!

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Edited By MjHealy

What is up with the baton's voice?

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Edited By MordeaniisChaos

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Worst quick look ever xD I mean, you guys are great.. but the game. hmmm.. not the best choice haha.

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Edited By ashton

oh...my...god

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Edited By bricewgilbert
Exactly why I think a "casual" gamer could learn a traditional controller just as easily. When the Wii remote doesn't work half the time I don't understand how they can stand it. When a regular controller works 99% of the time i'd imagine if they gave it a try they would love it just as much. Problem is they don't try. It reminds me of films. Poeple would rather go see Paul Blart than something good. Not saying that the Wii is as bad as Paul Blart as it certainly isn't. There are great games on the Wii with controls that work just fine. Poeple don't play them though. And for me its not really about just the Wii. It's about people trying other things. Variety.
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Edited By hagridore

Wow, that looked terrible.

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Edited By 1_879_116_9420

Like Greg Kasavin said in the Oblivion marathon, you know what we're all wondering here: what in the hell did the ESRB-approve to happen should you NOT complete a superb halt maneuver?

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Edited By AV_Gamer

The Wii is definitely not for gamers.

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Edited By spilledmilkfactory

great quicklook for a horrible game

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Edited By LiquidPrince

So balls.... I cried...

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Edited By zityz

I dunno man, Parappa or Jammy aside, this game looks like it would keep your interest for about as long as this quicklook save for you being 6 to 9 seeing how it looks like some messed up story from a mr dressup or bookmice show. Then again if Jeff and Ryan, grown men, ware having helluva time trying to make it work, I can't see how a kid could get into it.

Interesting idea but uh..pass.

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Edited By insane_shadowblade85

God, this is like a Reading Rainbow game.

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Looks like a great game for kids but it doesn't quite have the same appeal that Parappa had to me.

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UP and down! Up and down!

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Edited By creamclouds

For as long as i god damn live. I will never, Ever purchase a Wii, Ever, Ever again. The end. Thank you
"Keep your back straight! And Shake it up and down Snapaly" I do, I really do. It works

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Looks like a bit of an odd game.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Edited By iamjohn

Good Lord, this looks like the most anti-fun game ever.  I'll pick it up when it drops down to $20, but only out of my irrational love for Um Jammer Lammy.

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Edited By xymox

up down up down, kick punch

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Edited By Sabata

Why does Great Great Grandmother Gladiola sound like an effeminate man?

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So it's like a mini-game compilation ... sans the compiling.

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ohhh god i never want to play this


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I like that Wii developers are liable to put Wii Remote jackets on in-game images of Wii Remotes.  Are people still chucking controllers into TVs?

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I'm gonna march to the bathroom.
ALRIGHT!

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Couldn't they have just made a new PaRappa game? This looks frustrating as hell.

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Edited By m0dm0use
  • Stoned check
  • out of your mind check
  • happy for marching with a wii remote check
  • 3,2,1 go check
  • rewind in time gets tripping effects check
  • you having fun hmmm no check thier.
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Edited By Leviticus128

did jeff like have too much sugar before making this or something lol

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Edited By dantebk

Thanks for explaining to me why I shouldn't rent this game, Giant Bomb!   You always got my back.

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This game looks fucking awful.

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Edited By SpikeDelight

Wow this looks like a really shitty game, although you guys might not have been giving it the best press since I'm sure it isn't THAT unresponsive...

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Edited By gingertastic_10

game of the year right here!! :/

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Edited By LackLuster

Wow looks so baaaaaad

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Edited By Cameron

Until Ryan and Jeff said "In stores now!" I seriously thought this had to be a WiiWare game. I don't have a Wii, nor do I have any interest in one, but how does a company justify releasing a retail game that looks worse than an XBLA game? Is this common? I know there is a lot of crap on the Wii, but this sounds like it was coming from some guys who made good games in the past. This just seems broken.

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Edited By Ignor

The Wii remote shaking looks wrong on so many levels.