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Quick Look: Self-Defense Training Camp

Perhaps the most illuminating part of this game is how many ways there are to refer to one's junk.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Nov. 25 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

189 Comments

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@Dylabaloo said:

oh my god this is amazing

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@insanejedi said:

Ryan, it's right hand punch not left to move menus.

Mirror image.

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@Dylabaloo:

Been a member of Giantbomb.com forever and never commented once. But YOU SIR, deserve recognition.

That was amazing.

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the best kinect game? most likely

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This game doesnt teach you how to defend your self against women so its worthless

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@NaeemTHM said:

@Dylabaloo:

Been a member of Giantbomb.com forever and never commented once. But YOU SIR, deserve recognition.

That was amazing.

I don't deserve any recognition, It was all a prolific Giantbomb user called Hamst3r's work all I did was post the video. But thanks for making me feel special.

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@Hamst3r said:

In the dick.

Thank you so much for making this. Your awesome.

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GOTY Done. Good year everyone.

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Hamst3rs remix of this might be the best thing ever created.

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Steven Seagal returns in

COCK PUNCHER 2: COCK KICKER

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Just waiting for anti-self defence training camp on Kinect, because we attackers need to stand up for ourselves! Whos with me!

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@xdan0x said:

Just waiting for anti-self defense training camp on Kinect, because we attackers need to stand up for ourselves! Who's with me!

My university offers a rape aggression defense class. I was always hoping for a rape aggression OFFENSE course, but whatever.

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Edited By beard_of_zeus

This video + the remix that was posted was a great first video to watch after returning from Thanksgiving and starting to dig into all the new content =D

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Dunno if anyone mentioned this yet, but it's pretty funny how Jeff starts the quick look with a dick joke without knowing what's to come :P

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What a load of bollocks.....

*rimshot*

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please tell me there is a "kick to the genitals" achievement and ill run to the store to buy an X-Box

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@pwnmachine said:

@clcollins4 said:

Was anyone else reminded of the women's self defense episode of King of the Hill?

Thats my purse! I dont know you!!

Damnit! I totally wanted to used that ;_;

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Kick to the genital region: Excellent.

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I detect a slight case of penis envy ... in this " game".

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I wanna go see my mailman's genital triangle.

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Dick Kicker: The Musical

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Hello, I am a person and you are reading this.

Defense training sure is fun!

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@Dylabaloo said:

Oh man, this. This is why Giant Bomb is the best place ever.

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@RazielCuts said:

Ryan gives good blows to the genital region.

jobs

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Airplane spin sounds like the best wrestling move.

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DICK KICKERS: For Kinect :D

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"Now repeat that blow to the groin" XD

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They should make a spinoff series called "DICK KICK" (All caps of course and the last k is backwards). Have Bioware develop it and give it dialouge trees, rpg elements, and an overarching story. It'll be the next big trilogy and the next revolution in gaming, hands down. Get 'er done Micro$oft.
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@Kordesh said:

@Dylabaloo said:

Oh man, this. This is why Giant Bomb is the best place ever.

LOL

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I love how many times this game says "kick his groin" like a chant. Also salt n' pepa need to remix this video...

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This remains one of my favorite Quick Looks on the site.

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RIP Kinect. Thanks for the memories.

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Lean back as you hit the groin

I remember the morning I watched this six years ago. Hard to believe it has been so long.

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yea, repeat it...

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'This Day in Giant Bomb History' is such a great feature of the site

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GENITAL TRIANGLE!

We love and miss you Ryan!

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KICK DUDES IN THE DICK

KICK DUDES IN THE DICK

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Still a threat.