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Unprofessional Fridays: 04/17/2015

It's a Feisty Fisticuff Friday which is wholly unprofessional, but an awful lot of fun. Throw down with us, won't you?

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Apr. 17 2015

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Drew, Matt, Dan, Jason

Posted by: Jason

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UPF !

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dreadd

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:)

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:D

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According to "Pizza Today"... yeah ... Pizza Hut is bigger than Dominos. 15,000 stores compared to Dominos' 11,000. Pizza Today has to be a credible source, right?

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Ellsworth and Rapid City, SD represent!!

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Perfect timing. Just got out of work.

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@artmaddox: But I feel like most Pizza Huts are attached to other stores like Target and don't deliver.

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Just finished Mario Party Party 4 and got food. Perfect timing.

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agh, now i'm super hungry for pizza. assholes

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still in work, curse you all!

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Man, I JUST dug out State of Emergency to use with... Certain softwares... To see how it holds up. Weird coincidence.

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Whoever's recommending games to Drew, why do you guys recommend boring games to Drew for UPF? It was that bush pilot one that everyone talked over and now this D:

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Jason really did not enjoy his first Gang Beasts life. Good UPF, y'all.

also: @jeff please keep evangelizing about Cheat Engine. It's basically the best program.

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Did Dan get LASIK again? Or did a nacho-coated Oreo overdose give him super vision?

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Anytime I hear Dan he was disappointed by something food wise I immediately think one thing: liar.

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Rorie's game face is awesome!

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Hm, I was definitely expecting something more...dong-related for the image.

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This video has confirmed that I never want to get into a back alley brawl with Rorie. The face he had when he followed Drew into the room he was hiding in to beat him down was the face of a cold blooded street brawler. Rorie is the king of Dog Street, where no sane man dare treads.

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The American way of pizza: "No tuna". Freaks.

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@brandonb said:

I get a strong sense that Brad truly dislikes Dan R. And Dan R. is sick as fuck of Brad's snarky comments. Am I right?

I get a very strong sense that's what might be happening.

They're rivals united by fate.

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Ellsworth and Rapid City, SD represent!!

I just came here to post the same thing! Rapid City native here!

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Gang beasts never fails to entertain! also, Rorie has the best laugh xD

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@brandonb: Yep. Just as much as Ryan hating on Brad. *eye roll*

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I hope Dong Dong Never Die is Giant Bomb's Old Game of the Year.

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Man, living in a city where it's that hard to find good pizza sounds like a nightmare. I live in Chicago and you'd have to go out of your way to find bad pizza.

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While Dominos is bigger in Australia, it is also way shittier than Pizza Hut. Their barbeque sauce is fucking rank.

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Here in the UK i think Dominos is pretty bad but all my friends seem to like it, Pizza Hut is better, Perfect Pizza is better again but there's a small turkish food place near me which does pizza and is the best :D.

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The best pizza is Godfather's Pizza, but the one that was close to me recently shut down. T_T

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The best pizza is Godfather's Pizza, but the one that was close to me recently shut down. T_T

Glad there's finally someone else who knows what Godfathers is. I like their taco pizza a lot. Also fun fact, Jeff and possibly others don't know what a taco pizza typically is

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@monkeyman04 said:

The best pizza is Godfather's Pizza, but the one that was close to me recently shut down. T_T

Glad there's finally someone else who knows what Godfathers is. I like their taco pizza a lot. Also fun fact, Jeff and possibly others don't know what a taco pizza typically is

I LOVE THE TACO PIZZA! That's the main one I would get from there and I'm SOOOO sad that there isn't a close one to me anymore.

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Gang Beast continues to be the best shit ever!

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Well this was an awesome UPF. Gang Beasts and Dong Dong Never Die (holy shit that game is kinda awesome). Little sad that I missed it live but it was still awesome.

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@cikame said:

Here in the UK i think Dominos is pretty bad but all my friends seem to like it, Pizza Hut is better, Perfect Pizza is better again but there's a small turkish food place near me which does pizza and is the best :D.

No, just no to this. While Dominos is by no means good pizza, it's edible. Pizza Hut is just pure nastiness. I haven't been to one in years at this point. The last time I went, the pizza was just the most bland thing ever with very little sauce and burnt cheese.

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More Jason!

Here's the chat archive and timestamps for stuff.

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State of Emergency was a dumb game and it hasn't aged well but I think it's damn impressive to get that much happening on screen on a PS2

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Great UPF!

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@csl316 said:

@venoplonk said:

@brandonb said:

I get a strong sense that Brad truly dislikes Dan R. And Dan R. is sick as fuck of Brad's snarky comments. Am I right?

I get a very strong sense that's what might be happening.

They're rivals united by fate.

It all stems from Brad's ressentiment and borderline jealousy over the fact that Dan has the ability to actually finish games. Brad subconsciously knows that Dan is the better videogamesman, and his desire to suppress these inner thoughts manifest in his verbal utterances and at times subtly show themselves in his mannerisms. You fine fellows above have obviously intuited this and I commend you for it, many people are not socially attuned to the degree that they can detect these minor behavioral cues.

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Weird and strange to see the SAC Badge again, I grew up at Malmstrom in Great Falls MT, so many officer's brat memories come rushing back. And BRAC.

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3:09 Dan's face as he's imagining his own idea of a "delivery hole."

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Dong Dong Never Die returns!

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At 1:47:00-ish, I REALLY hope that the Old Fashioneds the Gamespot fellow brought in were the real deal and not the pre-mixed bullshit, because that stuff is straight-up foul. :b

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Watching Rorie have a good times is like the best thing ever xD

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Amazing

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I missed State of Emergency?? I played the hell out of that game.

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Man. I love it when they play Gang Beasts so much. So hilarious!