Unprofessional Fridays: 05/13/2016

Man, that Hitman run was SO CLOSE

If someone were to call Dan insufferable, I couldn't disagree. Hitman really brings it out of him.

friday nite boys

Great UPF.

Oohhh yeeeesss!

That Open RA looks faaaaaantastic.

...and hopefully you can turn off the money sound.

Dan miss some Wrassling

Brad playing Hitman under Dan's maniacal direction is still so good

Brad chooses scissors over a gun, Brad being Brad.

Let it be known that scissors beats gun.

"So when does a guy show up in the Undertaker-Buster Armor?"

You know what? I'll give you that one, @brad. You earned it.

Apparently CM Punk is writing, or doing something with a Marvel comic book. Didn't do any research on it, just heard it from a friend. So it must be true.

I'm glad Dan can play Red Alert that feels and looks like the original game. I'm looked at like dam lunatic for wanting that exact thing from WoW.

My poorly photoshopped thoughts for this UPF:

Dan is Michael Scott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-e5y-3dyUs

oh, brad... never looking at the minimap that immediately shows everything he'd need

at least he proved that gun > knife

plz brad and dan playing blood money

plz

Is Rorie an alcoholic surrounded by enablers?

Apparently, someone has the whole Saturday the 14th movie up on youtube

Oh man watching Red Alert brought on some heavy nostalgia.

Isn't it supposed to be ' Brad's doing something he shouldn't ' ? instead of 'Brad's up to...'

I'm just asking the important questions.

Weird, gun beats scissors. Who knew? Oh yea, everyone...

scrooge mc'fucking'duck

Brad you blew it

Intestinal Fridays

@jcdenton69: lad

you split string cheese because it aerates and brings out the cheese flavor.

Brad: "I always thought Freddy was cooler."

Ya damn right! Good man, good man.

*glances sidelong at Jason*

I don't think Dan knows what licorice is.

great Hulk hogan impression at 1:55:32

I like the idea of bringing modern retro style game concepts to old consoles/computers.

Brad pls

Wow, I need to play Hitman. I was kinda put off by the negative user reviews on Steam but I've come to realise those are the insane super fans and actually if you go into it without their grandiose expectations it's actually probably super cool to play.

So Dan's advice to Brad seems to always be "do the opposite of what you are doing". He tells Brad to stop thinking and start acting when Brad hesitates, then when Brad goes crazy and stabs the guy, he says Brad should have waited.

"I think scissors might be a deadlier weapon than a gun." - Brad Shoemaker

Hell March is the greatest piece of video game music ever made.
WWE All Stars is the greatest wrestling game ever made.

"The Smooth Rory" 12:41

What a cool idea to make a game like Shotgun today.

Man, Chris Watters is going to be pissed.

jeff is really good at weird commodore 64 games

Would very much like to see a Bran Hitman series one of these days.

Gets good at 1:03:30

@gizmo88: because Brad doesn't do anything! He's such a negative nancy!

Hitman is the second best Man in this video, thanks to Jason's Mer-Man glass.

Hulk Hogan is not a "bad person." Come off that fucking shit.

well if you think racists are good people...

I think Brad was going to rely on the thrown weapon's generous auto targeting, instead of likely flailing and missing with the gun.

Most of the reviews seem really mad about the episodic structure, which ended up being generally considered a good idea, cash grab or not.

Steam user reviews are about a step from Metacritic's in terms of their uselessness. They're too easy to brigade because Valve doesn't care one iota about them.