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Unprofessional Fridays: 10/27/17

Jeff shows off his moon, Ben downloads games illegally, Rorie has a bad dream, and Brad seizes the means of production.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Oct. 27 2017

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Ben, Matt

Posted by: Ben

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"The technical term for an inverted pyramid is ahegao."

Ain't that the truth.

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@indigodays: But Nightmare is laughably easy, all you need to do is circlestrafe around it shooting with a shotgun. He won't even touch you.

Prey is such a disappointing game.

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As for the Children of Tomorrow, it's a great example of form over substance. High concept but really poorly thought. A game where you're supposed to be a cog in a machine, building something greater and working towards common goal, but where there's quite literally no interaction between players (to my knowledge, from watching all the videos of it on GB). It's basically a really fancy looking cookie clicker.

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The Tomorrow Children is just like real communism--a lot of people like the look of it, but in reality it just doesn't work.

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Damn Bro!! Keep your fingers out your mouth and using the keyboard with them, that's nasty!

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Hearing someone pronounce mIRC as "merc" is super weird to me, I always just thought of it as an acronym where you would say each letter rather than sounding it out.

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This was a really good UPF. I may just be saying that because I was at least mildly interested in every game though.

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Speaking of Spelunky, never did finish that Breaking Brad: Spelunky...

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RIDE THE LIGHTNING!

GET YOUR EGGDROPS READY!

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can matt talk a lil less. like he talks over everything. i just prefer a lil less chat updates

he must've drank a barrel of coffee.

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Extremely upset that @rorie uses the chat as his personal strategy guide and then completely ignores their advice...haha, j/k. It's pretty amusing that he had trouble with this enemy, and then realizes that the solution is basically just grenade spam. Honestly, the number of times I've quit a game because a certain segment is fucking impossible, only to come back to it months later and nail it in the first few tries is...well, it's happened a lot.

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I thought Ben's game was hilarious but it kinda got stepped on with the small talk.

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@xdeser2: This is incredible. Thank you!

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@dijon:

According to the chat archive on QLcrew...

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I'm afraid @cavemantom is our prankster.

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It is so wild to hear you guys talk about dabs and concentrates on stream. To me, its the most taboo thing about weed culture right now. It just looks like your smoking some crack or something cause you're heating up a crystal looking bowl thing with a damn brulee torch. It just looks sketchy af. I heard that places with basic recreational permits won't be selling concentrates because of the high percentage THC and whatnot, that they will be pretty regulated. I'm not 100% on that but yeah.

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People that sit in a crowded room like a lunch room, and play music/video audio over their phones speaker, are the true scum of the earth. GET SOME FREAKING HEADPHONES

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I love(d) The Tomorrow Children. Definitely one of the more misunderstood games ever made.

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I don't know why Jeff blames the Rock for the Fast & Furious spinoff. He's an actor, he's not behind the coordination/direction/production for the films. Also the "video of the rock calling Tyrese music horse shit" is over 2 years old. It's painfully obvious it's manufactured/false anger to spur interest. Don't blame the Rock for she he doesn't have control over Jeff. C'mon!

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Man, that Prey segment reminds me of how much i love the sound of that game.

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Yeah I'm convinced anyone who says Fludd is not good was bad at the game.

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Notes to Self:

Closing Tribute to Rorie's bladder - 2:01:00

  • JEFF: "Well, Matt Rorie has to pee again. So I guess the shows' over. Thanks' everybody for watching".
  • BEN: "Thanks to Matt Rorie's bladder".