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Cliff Bleszinski Takes You Through Bulletstorm

When a problem comes along...

Jul. 8 2010

Posted by: Matt

In This Episode:

Bulletstorm

123 Comments

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YES!

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Edited By DeF

bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue

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Word.

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I love how this site's age protection defaults to 20.
 
I don't know wheter i should hate or love the dialouge in this game; "i don't speak train"...

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Cliff should do A.M. radio

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Edited By 1337W422102
@DeF said:
" bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue "
Completely agree.  I might just play with a different language on so I won't have to put up with it as much.
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Edited By Sharpshooter

Dude that was...................dude.............................im lost for words at how awsome that demo was.
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Edited By Crescendo1897

that looks dumb as hell, but fun.

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Edited By GunnBjorn

I'm a big People Can Fly fan. 
Painkiller is one of my favorite FPS's. 
Man, i play(ed) the hell out of that game! 
Bs should be satisfying, although it misses the atmosphere that PK had. 
This one is a full-on blast-a-ton. 
Yeah, i think i'll dig it.
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'Seeya, fucker'

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SEE! Cliff just said they are big on vista! And everyone said they didn't care about the PC! =)

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"The only game you can give your enemies a colon cleansing with lead." 
 
Sold!

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@Akeldama said:
" Cliff should do A.M. radio "

Yeah, his deep voice works quite well for presentations such as these.

Bulletstorm looks completely badass. Whether it'll be as succesful as Gears remains to be seen, but I reckon Bulletstorm has just as much potential to be an awesome and popular blockbuster for them.

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Wow, sweet. :D

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Edited By Jeffsekai

Love it, good to see a game not take its self to seriously and have good gameplay to back it up

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The game itself looks neat, but I hate how everything around it is designed to appeal to a 13 year old kid; right down to the silly VO work. I would honestly be embarrassed to have some one watch me play that game.

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Sliding to cover! Sold.

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Edited By swamplord666

looks awesome! there needs to be more classic over the top shooters

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@1337W422102 said:
" @DeF said:
" bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue "
Completely agree.  I might just play with a different language on so I won't have to put up with it as much. "
You people are the wrongest.
 
The stupid dialogue is a goddamn back of the box feature for this game!
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Edited By deactivated-58c3985c661d1

This was the same demo from E3 correct? Either way his voice is quite soothing I liked it. Graphics look nice and all, but man, I'm just bored of shooters. Hopefully that'll change by the time bullet storm drops.

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@1337W422102 said:

" @DeF said:

" bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue "
Completely agree.  I might just play with a different language on so I won't have to put up with it as much. "
I think they were going for the cheesy feel. I mean, look at Grayson Hunt. He looks fucking retarded, but I think that's the point as well. 
 
also, cliff blesinski monotone.
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Edited By pickassoreborn

Nice! Cliffy B does a great commentary. "See you, fucker!"

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"...like a fat kid plays with his cake"
 
Best line ever.

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Edited By 1337W422102
@DystopiaX said:
" @1337W422102 said:

" @DeF said:

" bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue "
Completely agree.  I might just play with a different language on so I won't have to put up with it as much. "
I think they were going for the cheesy feel. I mean, look at Grayson Hunt. He looks fucking retarded, but I think that's the point as well.  also, cliff blesinski monotone. "
I figured as much, but it's still annoying.  I don't really want to hear an overly-gruff voice talking about dicks every other minute, you know?
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Edited By Flappy

Flappy approves of this craziness.

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Edited By I_love_Eva_Braun

''See you fucker''.I loved this video

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I think I like subdued Cliffy B

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Edited By 234r2we232

It's as if Gears and Borderlands merged... I'm totally intrigued.

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Edited By jollywhitegiant

this game looks like a lot of fun. hopefully there are enough ways to earn "style points" to keep it interesting throughout the length of the game.

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Looks cool, but the character design screams Epic

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Edited By RE_Player1

I love that this is coming to ps3. 

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ok this demo... has sold me... LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!

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So it seems all the PR for this game is "make fat jokes". Classy.
 
Game looks cool, but whoever is behind the PR needs to get fired.

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oh cliffyB
 
"he does not have the rosetta stone for train"

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Man, Cliff's deep voice actually made my throat feel weird
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Edited By This_Dude

Looks really fun, but that dialogue has got to go.  i'm all about cheesy dialogue, but this stuff is just annoying and gratingly stupid.  If they re-examine their dialogue choices they could have a really great title here.

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@natetodamax said:

"

Man, Cliff's deep voice actually made my throat feel weird
"
There is myth that if you listen to Cliff speak for too long your throat will fall out.  Its just a myth though....Its not real....You should not worry about it in the least.  Also my I recommend his nine hour cometary DVD on Gears of War spoken with zero punctuation.  
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@1337W422102 said:
" @DystopiaX said:
" @1337W422102 said:

" @DeF said:

" bulletstorm looks fun except for the stupid dialogue "
Completely agree.  I might just play with a different language on so I won't have to put up with it as much. "
I think they were going for the cheesy feel. I mean, look at Grayson Hunt. He looks fucking retarded, but I think that's the point as well.  also, cliff blesinski monotone. "
I figured as much, but it's still annoying.  I don't really want to hear an overly-gruff voice talking about dicks every other minute, you know? "
You're obviously not the target 13 year old audience they're going for. 
 
I mean, that worked for the gears series, right?
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i now understand the charm of cliffy b

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Edited By Alphazero

His voice is deep because his head is so big. Let's it resonate around more. 
 
And the game looks great. Can't wait.

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Edited By captain_clayman

GOD this game looks rad 
especially the stupid ass dialogue!

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This made me like Cliffy B a whole lot more.

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Edited By Pop

Dude this game is just insanely awesome, I don't even mind the stupid dialog can't wait for it.

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Looks good. Will buy.

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I'm just glad People Can Fly finally got the funding to put some polish back into their games.

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Edited By LankyPikey
@Olivaw:  There's stupid dialogue and there's stupid dialogue. This stuff needs to be funny, but completely misses the mark imo. I'd love to see what the writing staff at Valve would bring to a game like this.
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Edited By Damian

Looks like my type of shooter. 
I hope they give some more context in the next update. 
 
I have no beef with Cliffy. He's great at what he does. But his spit-shined delivery gives me the creeps sometimes.

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Can't wait to see what Rick Remender has in store for us.  That dude is a genius.

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Why would a fat kid play with cake? Wouldn't he just eat it?

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Edited By JoelTGM

oh, holy crap that actually looks effing awesome.  TOTALLY EXCITED.