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Duke Nukem Forever Has Ladies In It

Oh you zany marketing people, what will you think of next?

Apr. 8 2011

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke! Can't believe i'm back to being excited to play this after so many years. Glad it's getting finished by Gearbox

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Third

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Babes are nice.

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Boob nukem!

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Much better then a video of shit.

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still no day one buy for me, or any day :P

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Man, this game does seem like it's 12 years old.

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A very leisure suit larry vibe

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@Origina1Penguin: Welcome to Duke Nukem

STRAP IT ON
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I do like the ladies, y'know. I do like 'em.

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Duke Boobem

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As long as I can still throw dollar bills all over the place...

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I've seen better boob graphics in Oblivion/Fallout mods.

Not that I download those or anything...........what?
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See, if they had done this and the "butt spanking" think from the beginning Pitchford wouldn't have gotten all bitchy about feminist groups not being in an uproar about the game. Their dumb marketing schtick might have worked.


I mean, I'm going to buy this goddammed game and goddamn enjoy it! I'm just saying the promotion I've seen on this game has been pretty terrible for the most part. :P
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what is this i dont even

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Always bet on Duke

and tits

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I'm not sure if that was released to be funny because of how over the top the game will be. Or was it released to attract idiots to a game with digital T&A. I hope it's the former.

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*presses spacebar*

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not being a perve but i hope in game its not pixilated or thats guna just make the hole "vibe" feel half assed

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@SilenceUK: Not to be harsh but obviously the "Nudity" in the M rating wouldn't exist if it was just pixels.
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@AlwaysBeClothing: I'm going to make Duke in Saints Row 3. I made Arnold as The Terminator in SR2, and that's pretty close physically.
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Shake it baby, shake it baby, shake it baby, shake it baby. Oh the memories.


Also the girls look more terrifying than hot in this - complete with DOA boob physics.
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Duke Nukem is fucking stupid. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

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@SilenceUK said:
" not being a perve but i hope in game its not pixilated or thats guna just make the hole "vibe" feel half assed "
It's just the trailers.  The actual in-game content is uncensored.
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that woulda been cool.  when I was about 10

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All of the fake boobs that artists put on most other female characters in games actually fit it perfectly here.

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*Please remember to wash your hands after playing*.....what do they mean by that ?

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@IBurningStar said:
" Duke Nukem is fucking stupid. And I wouldn't have it any other way. "
Thats the spirit
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I hear tits are pretty good.

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Your women look terrible, Duke. 

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Can you F*CK them in their pixelginas ? b0n3R

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The image of that collarbone is incredibly un-sexy. Feels like I'm getting flashed by Skeletor.

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bbbbbzzzziiiuuuuu

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@White_Silhouette said:
" I'm not sure if that was released to be funny because of how over the top the game will be. Or was it released to attract idiots to a game with digital T&A. "
Probably both.
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@Milkman said:
" I hear tits are pretty good. "
yeah. A woman without tits is like a cheeseburger without cheese. Something's just not right.
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Man... my mom is going to HATE this game!

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@drew327 said:
" A very leisure suit larry vibe "
That is not good.
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Another check on the list of things A Duke Nukem game should have.

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hey at least it's classy

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This is stupid.

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Maybe another game to bring out the creeper cam for the QL.
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@ArchScabby said:
" This is stupid. "
Yup. Always have been and still is. I can't believe people actually seriously like this... Or did everyone just turn 15?
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I don't get it, the boobs are already fake, why model them after fake boobs? fake fake boobs, that's supposed to be sexy?

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@slaneesh said:
" @IBurningStar said:
" Duke Nukem is fucking stupid. And I wouldn't have it any other way. "
Thats the spirit "
It's all I ask
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Always bet on ... er ... boobs?

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I'm just speculating here, but I bet this will be the most watched video in the history of Giant Bomb.

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I dunno why but the sound Duke makes at the end of these trailers always makes me chuckle.

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@enemymouse:
Fake fake boobs are so fake they look real. My math might be wrong on that one though.
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That actually turned me off the game.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of people are going to hate this game. I'm not sure if I'm one of them yet.