Unprofessional Fridays: 03/11/2016

I assume this is what it's like when the abyss stares back.

This one was pretty unprofessional.

Got that chat archived for all you employed people.

This was the best beginning to a UPF since Jeff tried to pitch UPF to us all e-sports style.

Thanks for all the unprofessional shit

I'mma share this on Peach.

Judgement Day

ESPORTS.

@morphinekissed said:

P R O D U C T I O N V A L U E.

great opening

thanks duders! ...keepin' it unprofessional.

This beginning... love it

i love this website

Well we thought video games had a bright future. The NX was rumored. VR was on the way. BUT...the beginning of the end was traced back to a video game personality becoming addicted to a free-to-play mobile game. That was the straw that broke the camel's back. That was when the tide was turned. That was the beginning of the end.

Thank you for fighting the good fight for us employed people! My job thanks you!

I've used good smelling multipurpose cleaner in the washing machine to get that mildewy smell out. It's like I'm in a fabric softener commercial when I use my towels. It's the best

Well, now I have to go reinstall every Entertainment Pack.

Might as well go on a full-blown nostalgia weekend while I'm at it. FMV games, forgotten shareware games, general multimedia CD-ROM madness... let's do this thing.

Man, I have to stop hoping for somehow online-connected games to appear on UPF. First Super Hot and now Hitman screwed up, pffffffffft!

and Frasier's dog? What, why?

This is very cool.

Great show! I almost needed some Dramamine for the Overload segment.

Try not to let other peoples opinions bother you so much. Jeff is a critic, it's his job to be critical of stuff. He has disliked many games I enjoy but I don't respect his opinions any less, nor does it change my enjoyment of those games. What it does is teach me more games in general and helps me see things in new ways. That's a great part of being a member of this site. As Austin says, it's ok to be critical of a game and still like it.

I'm gonna puke. I do NOT fare well with games like that Overload thing

Well that preview image is horrifying.

Thanks for this guys what a good variety of games tonight.

Yup. Dan has a waifu. "I want to protect that smile" -Dan.

@szlifier: Thanks!

That intro was killing me!

Great UPF! Maybe sounds like there won't be an interview show for UPF this year. Still holding out hope!

You mean GDC?

This opening is great. Much much more unprofessional than usual.

Username Vinny sounds like a real weirdo

You can outrun the yeti by holding Shift or Ctrl or something like that. Whatever it is, there's a speed-up key in Skifree, and it's just fast enough to keep you from getting killed at the end until you crash into something.

Brandon Keener (Garrus) also had a very brief appearance in an episode of Justifed. Good-looking dude.

@nonesun said:

Yup. Dan has a waifu. "I want to protect that smile" -Dan.

One of us! One of us!

Gets one of his teeth pulled out in his car by a crazy dentist right?

Clash Royale doesn't cost any money, but a price is paid for it.

@norad6: Crazy nuts, balls out!

Funny, I never was in a gym in Germany where I didn't have to bring my old towel.

To get the stuff out of the towel you just have to wash it hotter or use some bacteria removal detergant stuffs.

Giant Bomb gets No respect!!

Yup. A dentist played by Alan Goddamn Ruck. That was a great episode--maybe the best from season one.

I kept hoping that someone from chat would point out to Drew that you could outrun the yeti in skifree, but either no-one did or Drew just didn't see it. I'm sure that would've blown Dan's mind, as he didn't seem aware of it.

@eynsa: Yes, I feel like this needs to be revisited. The ability to escape the yeti is seemingly rarely known about.

Jeff speaks the truth, BL1 > BL2

We should conspire to send Dan a body pillow with Penny on it.

Whoa, the return of Sleepy Brad! It's been a long time.

When did Jeff get a wedding band?

Dan: yep, i know a lot about plants . . . horticulture plants right?

White vinegar does not smell when it evaporates and is a preferred solution for towel odors, as directly addressed here: The Linen Closet Makes Me Feel Like A Filthy Failure

White vinegar also acts as a fabric softener, which is great for towels since they don't care for commercial liquid or sheet fabric softeners. Those products leave behind a coating that renders towels less absorbent. And absorbency is one of the key personality traits of a towel, so don't go robbing it of its identity, okay? Okay! If you're worried that you'll sacrifice fluffiness, a pair of dryer balls for a clean tennis ball tossed into the dryer will do you right.

Speaking of the drying process! By the time the towels come out of the wash, the vinegar smell will have dissipated. If there's a lingering odor of salad dressing, the dryer will kill it, so don't worry that you're going to be running around smelling like you've pickled yourself post-shower.

I have zero interest in Stardew Valley, but jesus christ i have mad respect for the dude who made it.

PINAPPLE!

AAC is one of the very rare games that does Good Cute right.