Coming off the Game of the Year Deliberations, I think we can all agree on one thing. ARK got massively overlooked and because why? Because it's a rock solid game.
Let me rip into some shit here.
1. PUBG? Best multiplayer experience? Yeah? When you drop into PUBG, have any of your friends showed up riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex? BOOM! Lawyered.
2. Mario has a T-Rex? ARK has dozens! BOOM! Lawyered.
3. Legend of Zelda has dragons?! ARK has Wyverns which I'm sure are Dragons, but I'm not sure. BOOM! Lawyered.
4. Nier has sexy robots who tells a story? Well, not much here, but I can get robot gear for my T-Rex and I can dress as a sexy lady.....so.......BOOOM! Lawyered.
5. Cuphead? ................You fight goddamn dinosaurs. Lawyered.
5. Destiny? Sure Destiny runs right and doesn't lock up and require it's own servers and guns are better.......but......I GET TO RIDE A T-REX! Lawyered.
6. Dream Daddy? If you honestly need an explanation......ok. You tame dinos and fight other dinos. It's a total test of manliness! Beefcake! BEEFY! Lawyered
7. Assassin's Creed - Well, i'm not a sissy, i attack dinos face to face. Lawyered
8. Wolfenstein - Look, I'm all about killin Nazi's. But I'd rather kill Nazi's ontop of a T-Rex. Lawyered
Look. I know we all as a Giant Bomb Team are pissed about ARK being overlooked. But we can voice our opinion right?! Damnit! ARK is a real game!
Let's get fired up and I expect nobody to support this, but I felt the need to write it.
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