Momma mia! Woo-hoo! It's-a me, Mario! OK, that's about enough of that.10. Bee MarioI wonder what Mario's honey tastes like.9. Pixel-Art MarioThe blockdizzle.8. Tanooki SuitSo surly!7. Hotel MarioIs this even a game?6. Bob HoskinsThe only classically trained Mario on the list.5. Ron JeremyLet's just move on, shall we?4. Captain Lou AlbanoRubber bands in beard optional.3. JumpmanBefore Mario was Mario!2. The Stretchy Mario Face From The Beginning Of Super Mario 64Better than the real game? Almost.1. Super Real Mario WorldHe will swallow your soul.
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