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Don't Call Me Shirley: Serious Sam HD Giveaway

We've got 10 codes for the high-vision remake of Croteam's first-person masterpiece for Xbox Live Arcade. What are we going to make you do for them?

This week marks the arrival of Serious Sam HD: The First Enounter on Xbox Live Arcade in all its screamy, no-headed glory. To celebrate, our goodly friends at Devolver Digital have furnished us with 10 XBLA download codes for the game to give away to you, dear readers. Which means that it's time for a truly ridiculous and arbitrary contest!

If there's one thing I've learned from the Giant Bomb forums, it's that there's no shortage of deeply disturbed individuals with access to Photoshop around here, which leads us to our Serious Sam HD giveaway challenge: We want to see your most serious Sam. Whether that means Samuel L. Jackson doing his taxes or Uncle Sam hosting a satellite radio show is wide open to interpretation, and we invite you to get creative and absurd with your photo editing skillz.

Post your submission in the comments below by end-of-day Sunday (01/17/2010), and we'll announce the winners on Monday (01/18/2010 for you math majors out there.) If you're looking for some inspirado, here's a refresher course in what makes Serious Sam so stupid awesome.
 

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OK, this does not make any sense whatsoever. But I'll put it up nonetheless

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Sam Walton, the ultimate in Serious!!
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So is this also for non-US-residents?
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FUCK ALL U FANTSY ASS PHOTOSHOP BITCHASS, WE ROLL WITH PAINT IN HERE ..... MS PAINT 4 LIFE!!!!! SUCK On THAT BITCHES.
                                                  THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS
 
 

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Oh, this should be good.

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@Mattalorian: Very nice. My favorite so far that fits within the parameters.
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 Sam/Sammy making world peace happen in Potsdam. Serious Sam.
 Sam/Sammy making world peace happen in Potsdam. Serious Sam.
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I couldn't decide who to pick so I just did what any sensible person would do, I used both Samuel L. Jackson and Sam Elliot in a fairly serious situation! What's more serious than that?

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 c'mon. its funny.
 c'mon. its funny.
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Ain't gotta post squat sept my own face...

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How 'bout this?
 

 That's the rootenist-tootenist-seriousenest-Sam in the whole Wild West!
 That's the rootenist-tootenist-seriousenest-Sam in the whole Wild West!
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Paint ftw
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Have fun! Low low prices!
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 It's Samuel Morse motherfuckers.
 It's Samuel Morse motherfuckers.
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 What's more serious than a natural pencil overlay?
 What's more serious than a natural pencil overlay?
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Sammy Eto'o  demands you tear down this wall!
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serious sam
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Real Heroes: Firefighter? More like Real Heroes: Motherfuckin' Fireman Sam
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 Sam Kennedy is Serious
 Sam Kennedy is Serious
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SAM NEILL IS GETTIN HIS 

 
 

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Just drew this. I happen to think it is quite serious.
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Sam Kinison's most serious work.
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Dont you go messin with sam
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 Sam Elliot using Sam Waterson to shoot Sam Raimi
 Sam Elliot using Sam Waterson to shoot Sam Raimi
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Serious Sam Seaborn
(Rob Lowe don't need no damn 'shopping.) 

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I'm serious
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Terrible photo editing skills on display here: 
 


Sam Fisher seriously killing Luchadeer.  
Sam Fisher seriously killing Luchadeer.  
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Gentlemen I present to you  HEADLESS SAM NEILL RIDING A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!!
 


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I'm Cereal!! 
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Here's my picture! =D
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I am serious

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Dave and Vinny will seriously Fuck you up.
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I Am Serious Sam
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 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Sam Gerard, US Marshals Service.
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He's tried to be a serious Sam.


 
 

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There is no serious-er Sam out there.
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  Seriously.
  Seriously.
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OK, here's another one. A bit esoteric, but clever:
 

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 Ones serious 2 is a man
 Ones serious 2 is a man
Crudely made but i think it get the point across you don't mess with these guys! (Samuel L. also agrees)