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Is This The Protagonist of Assassin's Creed 2?

Leaked image from the Ubisoft message boards fits with a renaissance setting.


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Joystiq believes this is the new main character for Assassin's Creed 2. According to a tipster over there the image was up on the official Ubisoft boards briefly before being quickly pulled. Screw Attack has more details on the game which seem to confirm it is indeed within a renaissance setting, specifically 1476 Italy and you play as Ezio Auditore de Firenze, a nobleman from Florence, Italy. Rumors abound that you'll be able to pilot Da Vinci's flying machine and hang out with historical figures like Machiavelli (author of The Prince). I'm sure there'll be some, you know, fascinating assassinating as well.

The best news though is that there are apparently 16 mission types this time around. That's definitely an improvement on the three or four from the last game. I'll admit that as soon as I got to the third city and realized I was playing the same stuff over and over, I quickly abandoned the first game. Still, I can't not be excited about a sequel to the series, mostly because the world and climbing mechanics were so unique. If they can do something about the repetitive combat then I'll start to get really excited.

Now to take this news post on a tangent. Whoever can leave the best caption for our new friend Ezio by 5PM PST today in the comments to this post will get a free Giant Bomb Jeff t-shirt. If it's really good I'll find some goodies from the office to throw in as well. I'll announce the winner in this post and get your shipping info by private message. Let the contest commence!

Update


It was a tough vote with so many submissions, but the team narrowed it down to a couple standouts. Eventually though we couldn't resist an appropriate Mortal Kombat joke.

Runner-Ups


iamcool388  - Yo FITTY, where mah Jazz Hands?
FallopianTube - I stole this dress from Jade Raymond!
yoshimitz707 - Hello. My Name Is Ezio Auditore de Firenz. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.
pakx - As you can see, Michael Jackson's new look is, as ever, risky and colorful.
x52z - Assassin's Creed 2, starring Grammy winning musician Prince.
lind_dc - Your Mission: KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Winner


Matt Bodega - BARAKA WINS. FATALITY.
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That's a really nice outfit. Makes him look awesome. Man Renaissance Italy is going to be so amazing!

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Caption: What will the christian guards kill him for, being an assasin, or being a cross dresser.

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Assassin's Creed 2:  The Michael Jackson Story

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Props to whoever made that character design. I understand toe bird motif, but I  still wish they would change the pointy hood to something cooler. I'm mad exited for this game though.

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This is gunna make fist bumping a pain...

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Okay, FallopianTube, chill out. I think you've crossed the line from excessive to annoying. It's just a t-shirt.

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Let's see you make fun of my Ren Faire costume now, Steve.

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Ezio says "Can I enter this competition? I mean, have you SEEN this shirt?"

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"OK, so my clothes aren't symmetrical; what do you expect with these blades sticking out of my arms!?  I can barely get my boots on without poking them full of holes, much less get stuff on without shredding it--  See?  I just split my last lace cuff. That cost me a hundred florins--  Oh, you think this is funny? NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!"

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Fine, last one. "Whats that? A gun? Well... Well.. well i have two hidden blades! Which are.. attached.. to me.. and have absolutely no range... Was that my name? I should go..."

I lied... "I'm NOT A BLOOD ELF! *hair flip*

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Caption: Hello. My Name Is Ezio Auditore de Firenz. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

yoshimitz707 wins for that one. Damnit. Or else. Simple but perfect, mad props.
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Caption: Buy One Get one free Blades only for 1 week here at Italymart!

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"Edward Scissor hands; eat yoru heart out"

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Assassin Jean 2: Now with variety!

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I don't know but this costume could use more chest hair

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I think the era means it's time to dust off the Latin.  Memento mori is a bit glib...
mortis alis aquilae
Death on an eagle's wings

These two are the best for the series itself, but not so good on a poster:
ab actu ad posse valet illatio

From the past one can infer the future

culpae poenae par esto
Let the punishment fit the crime

Also, this is the first time I've ever seen Screw Attack cited as a source.  Not bad.

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It's only a sequel when you have TWO hidden blades.

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TWO HIDDEN BLADES! TWO HIDDEN BLADES! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! TWO HIDDEN BLADES!

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Caption: Uhh...hey, Da Vinci. I know you're dying and everything but quick question...That Mona Lisa chick...is she single?

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Ezio’s specialties include acrobatics, assassinations, and stealing clothes from Prince’s wardrobe O(+>)

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" I found this shirt in a garage sale, and my cape? FABULOUS!!!!"

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Where are his swimming trunks?

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Caption:  Da Vinci - History's greatest inventor, Machiavelli - Brilliant politician, Ezio - Discovered the "Shimmy"

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Oh Hi Altair?

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Fascinating Assassinating FTW!


oh and...uh. heres a quote. the fluffy shirt really stands out for me. 

"But, I don't want to be a pirate!"
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Can it be Altair? He still has all his fingers on both hands. Maybe the glove has a fake one. Who am I to say for sure? I like the design, and it looks like they're moving forward in the memories with the Animus. Probably going into England in the 16th century or something. Who knows? Maybe we'll be Jack the Ripper or something like that...

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"As you can see, Michael Jackson's new look is, as ever, risky and colorful."

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Sooo excited for this game. Even though I agreed with all the criticism of the first one, mainly the repition, I still wasn't bothered by it for some reason. Being able to use DaVinci's flying machine would be awesome, I got the impression you'd be able to do so from the teaser trailer. CAN't WAIT.

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no caption... he's just doing the runway with derek zoolander and hansel... "it's a dance off"

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You know whats better than 2 blades. That's right 3 blades.
Assains Creed 3: the hidden blade.  Get some!!

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Caption:  And now, modeling the latest in his long line of successful fashion lines, we give you... Ezio de Firenze!!

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Should also say that I`m Italian
Should also say that I`m Italian

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How does this thread have more posts than views?

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*crosses fingers* that jeff shirt is awesome!

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"It's-a me!  Ezio!"

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I Believe I can fly.....