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Obsidian Is Making a South Park RPG, Naturally

No, seriously.

On the list of new role-playing games Obsidian Entertainment might just happen to announce today, one based on the long-enduring Comedy Central animated series South Park probably ranked somewhere near the bottom of the list of likely choices, sandwiched somewhere between a tactical, turn-based RPG based on The Rockford Files, and that Andy Griffith Show game Gary Whitta is always on about.

And yet, here we are with a Game Informer cover story exclusively announcing a new South Park RPG, courtesy of Obsidian and publisher THQ. While the core details on the game are locked away within the pages of next month's GI issue, the online story does make a big point to separate this latest game from the cheap, crappy cash-in games Acclaim produced last decade. Instead, this latest foray into South Park video gaming is set to be a "full-scale RPG" for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone fully on board for writing and voice-acting duties.

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In the game, you'll be playing as a new kid in South Park, who will find themselves tasked with befriending the town's most famous children and defending the population from a variety of threats. What, exactly, those threats might be are as yet unknown, but the complete cover image does include the likes of Satan, a giant dragon, and the feared ManBearPig hovering in the background. Also, I can't imagine Cartman having wizardly abilities is going to bode well for anyone.

South Park: The Game is currently scheduled for a nebulous "2012" release. Expect more details when the latest issue of Game Informer hits, and everyone copies and pastes the text onto the Internet.

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No thanks. No really, thanks for the offer but that sounds horrendous.

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How is it possible for people to be anything but over the top insanely hyped for this game!?! I mean the original creators are mixed in with it and I don't think those guys will settle on this game beeing anything less then mindblowing

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Imaginaaaation

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Alright, when I say your name, you say 'here.' And we will assume 'here' is short for 'here I am...rock you like a hurricane.
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Imaginationland RPG.

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!

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@Cyrisaurus: Yes, how dare a gaming magazine report on a game.

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Uuh, this could be fun.

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Hmm. Better than PA adventures I hope.

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Ok... I like South Park and I also like RPGs so I guess I should be excited? The cover image is really nice, I wouldn't say no for that poster.

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@owl_of_minerva said:

@JasonR86: Links? I've never seen them blame anyone else for their products. Simple reality is they get farmed out sequels to make within a year or so and a limited budget in an attempt to maximise profit. Also keep in mind that publishers determine the final build of a game for shipping. Not to excuse them for sometimes poor programming, but QA is more publisher-determined.

In any case, Mask of the Betrayer is one of the RPGs of the decade, KOTOR 2 is an intelligent deconstruction of Star Wars despite the poor mechanics (thanks Bioware!), Alpha Protocol is good albeit flawed, Dungeon Siege 3 is fun and an improvement on the license as it was, and Fallout: NV improves on Bethesda's formula. Considering the constraints they work in, it's a respectable record. And hating a company that has Chris Avellone, Josh Sawyer, Tim Cain and George Zeits isn't a bro thing to do.

You know!...I actually couldn't find any links. I just get tired of the excuses. I know about the KOTOR 2 excuses and the New Vegas excuses and on and on it goes. I guess I just don't like excuses. Own the product you make, even if it has problems and you don't think the problems are your doing, own that product. When I was looking for links I found a bunch of CEOs from Obsidian doing just that. So...maybe they're doing what I want. Maybe it's just Obsidian fans I just don't like (you, of course, excluded).

All that said though, I still don't like the games Obsidian makes. You know, they're ok. There's always things I like and things that I don't like. This is true of every game. But, with the games I like, I find that I tend to overlook the bad things because the good things are so great. For me, that is never the case with Obsidian's games. I would be really bummed if a franchise that I really care for was handed over to Obsidian.

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@Grillbar said:

@Alpha1 said:

@MattyFTM said:

If I can't play as Cartman, I'm not interested.

If I can't play as Butters, I'm not interested.

TIMMY... timmy timmy timmy

That comment made me laugh far more than it should have done.

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@PiltdownMan said:

@Summoboomo said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

@Animasta said:

@Hitchenson said:

I can almost feel the unfunny comedy already.

BUT MAN THEY'RE SO EDGY AND MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE THAT MAKES THEM FUNNY RIGHT!?

Nope, that's not the reason I've been joyfully laughing while watching south park for the past 6 years, try again.

Is it the poop jokes?

I bet it's the poop jokes.

Let me guess, you like family guy, "irony," and rubbing broken glass in your eyes?

South Park's first few seasons kinda sucked but I feel that once they began doing more topical shows they found their footing a bit more. Every season there are a few shaky episodes, but it's still leaps and bounds above anything else as far as animated sitcoms go right now.

I also think that show is awesome in part because of the absolutely insane world that they have built, and all the strange stuff that is apparently canon. I really liked Crab-People but I'm probably the only one, and I also about lost it when they spoofed the old Hobbit cartoon.

But hey that's me, I don't think they should have cancelled King of the Hill.

I don't watch television.

Also, it was a joke!

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Looking forward to an awesome, broken game.

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This game is guaranteed to mostly work.

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I'm in 100%. I'm just imagining the dialog stuff from Alpha Protocal, but written by Parker and Stone and my mind is blown guys. BLOWN.

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@Alpha1 said:

@MattyFTM said:

If I can't play as Cartman, I'm not interested.

If I can't play as Butters, I'm not interested.

TIMMY... timmy timmy timmy

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@MattyFTM said:

If I can't play as Cartman, I'm not interested.

If I can't play as Butters, I'm not interested.

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@mnzy said:

@ThePantheon said:

No PC? .. fuckin..

thank god i've got that PS3!

The source says it'll be on PC, too.

Don't know why GB said only consoles.

Probably due to Alex being incompetent at times.

Eitherway, I'm intrigued by this release.

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@ThePantheon said:

No PC? .. fuckin..

thank god i've got that PS3!

The source says it'll be on PC, too.

Don't know why GB said only consoles.

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@PiltdownMan said:

South Park's first few seasons kinda sucked 

The first four South Park seasons are soaked with genius comedy..
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@GiveUpNed said:

@noire said:

Is South Park still popular in terms of TV ratings?

Yes. Very.

It is? Fuck, then I gotta stop watching.

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No PC? .. fuckin..

thank god i've got that PS3!

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If I can't play as Cartman, I'm not interested.

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Matt and Trey have conquered tv, movies, Broadway, and music. There is no way this will suck with them at the helm.

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This automatically becomes my most anticipated game of 2012. I love Obsidian and I love South Park.

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My interest is piqued.

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@JasonR86: Links? I've never seen them blame anyone else for their products. Simple reality is they get farmed out sequels to make within a year or so and a limited budget in an attempt to maximise profit. Also keep in mind that publishers determine the final build of a game for shipping. Not to excuse them for sometimes poor programming, but QA is more publisher-determined.

In any case, Mask of the Betrayer is one of the RPGs of the decade, KOTOR 2 is an intelligent deconstruction of Star Wars despite the poor mechanics (thanks Bioware!), Alpha Protocol is good albeit flawed, Dungeon Siege 3 is fun and an improvement on the license as it was, and Fallout: NV improves on Bethesda's formula. Considering the constraints they work in, it's a respectable record. And hating a company that has Chris Avellone, Josh Sawyer, Tim Cain and George Zeits isn't a bro thing to do.

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@HumanoidTyphoon: All of those games were franchises that other studios have also established. I know South Park isn't their idea either, but I hope to god they don't look to the PS1 South Park games for examples. They make serviceable sequels that are never quite as good as the originals. When they try and make their own game from scratch however...lets just say the results are less than satisfactory.

Obsidian is good with story, and when you already have Trey and Matt to help you with that, I wish they chose a more competent developer in terms of gameplay.

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I should pay more attention to reflections.

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@owl_of_minerva said:

@JasonR86: Err, Obsidian is the only decent major (C)RPG studio, you really think they're the problem with this product?

I don't like Obsidian. I think they're whiny little bitches that put the failure of many of their games on other people/companies/or any other 'thing' they can attach blame to. Though they have some valid points, they seem to be completely incapable of taking responsibility when a product fails. It has made me dislike them immensely. Plus, as long as I've been aware of them and have played their games (post KOTOR-2) I've felt that they've made sub-par games.

But, like I said, I think this game is more likely to fail due to the South Park license then Obsedian (maybe I didn't make that completely clear when I basically said that I still imagine Obseidian will fuck up something with this game and will likely blame it on the license).

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@Hef: @Hef said:

Obsidian...why would they let Obsidian do it. God dammit...

Why? Sure, they've had some duds, but KOTOR 2, NWN 2, Fallout: New Vegas are pretty damn good.

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This could be pretty awesome, except I want to play as Cartman!

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If it's any better than South Park 64 then I'm in.

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Not sure if awesome or stupid.

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@noire said:

Is South Park still popular in terms of TV ratings?

Yes. Very.

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It's only been a matter of time, right?

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On one hand I'm a huge fan of Obsidian. On the other hand I'm a huge fan of South Park.

But there's this third hand somewhere that tells me I'm not a huge fan of Obsidian and South Park together...

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RPG of the decade.

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This could be pretty cool

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Obsidian...why would they let Obsidian do it. God dammit...

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@Summoboomo said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

@Animasta said:

@Hitchenson said:

I can almost feel the unfunny comedy already.

BUT MAN THEY'RE SO EDGY AND MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE THAT MAKES THEM FUNNY RIGHT!?

Nope, that's not the reason I've been joyfully laughing while watching south park for the past 6 years, try again.

Is it the poop jokes?

I bet it's the poop jokes.

Let me guess, you like family guy, "irony," and rubbing broken glass in your eyes?

South Park's first few seasons kinda sucked but I feel that once they began doing more topical shows they found their footing a bit more. Every season there are a few shaky episodes, but it's still leaps and bounds above anything else as far as animated sitcoms go right now.

I also think that show is awesome in part because of the absolutely insane world that they have built, and all the strange stuff that is apparently canon. I really liked Crab-People but I'm probably the only one, and I also about lost it when they spoofed the old Hobbit cartoon.

But hey that's me, I don't think they should have cancelled King of the Hill.

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Oh yes. yes. yes.

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Wait, what?

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Hahaha I'm somehow super stoked for this!

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I am very strangely interested in this.

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What can change the nature of South Park?

@JasonR86: Err, Obsidian is the only decent major (C)RPG studio, you really think they're the problem with this product?

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Not that South Park is a good franchise for this type of game but...

I wonder how Obsidian will fuck this up?

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YYEEEESSSSSS. I have high hopes for this game. Take my favourite cartoon, and mix it with my favourite genre? That = :)

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Idk why, but after seeing the cover and imagining a few things in my head I'm excited for this game.