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Nov. 7, 2009
  • Luchadeer would jump in and kick the asses of all six of them.
    6 hours, 47 minutes ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Can the Wii be considered a real console? in the Wii board.
    @DanielJW said: " I would flag this if I could. "Feel free to PM the mods about polls (and normal threads if you want to) that should be locked. Anyway, this thread serves no real purpose, it only promotes stupid petty fanboy arguments - which we don't want on Giant Bomb!!!
    7 hours, 30 minutes ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Can the Wii be considered a real console? in the Wii board.
    @Brunchies said: " @JJOR64 said: " This is just pure flame bait.  This should be locked. "Agreed. " While you are correct, there is no need to post about it, bumping the thread. If you feel a thread should be locked, either flag it (which I realize you can't do with polls) or PM the mods about it (which obviously can be done with polls) and then ignore the thread. Posting ...
    7 hours, 33 minutes ago
  • @oldschool said: " @MattyFTM said: " What is your criteria for including a game on the lists? Because the wii has a lot more than 98 exclusive games, but a lot are crappy shovelware games. "Yeah, I should have mentioned that.  I made a cut off point of 60% on Metacritic.  That is a just a number as getting below that and we are getting into somewhat ordinary games.  That ...
    14 hours, 5 minutes ago
  • What is your criteria for including a game on the lists? Because the wii has a lot more than 98 exclusive games, but a lot are crappy shovelware games.
    14 hours, 26 minutes ago
Nov. 6, 2009
  • MattyFTM had a submission approved for PLATO and earned 2 points (for a total of 19,975 points).
    1 day, 4 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic This age ratings a bit odd eh? in the Modern Warfare 2 board.
    The 18 rating isn't odd at all. Activision & Infinity Ward have no say in what rating it is issued - and if they censored the UK version to get a lower age rating there would be an outcry from fans of the game.  What is odd is that the BBFC rated it. In August the government announced that the BBFC was going to stop rating games, and video game ...
    1 day, 5 hours ago
  • ESRB ratings are only guidelines. The stupidity of American law means that it is impossible to have legally enforceable age restrictions. Most big stores make it their policy to stick to the age ratings, but it's not a legal obligation.
    1 day, 7 hours ago
  • PEOPLE OF GIANT BOMB, WE MUST UNITE UNDER ONE BANNER TO STOP POSTING STUPID POINTLESS SPAM THREADS LIKE THIS!!!!  IF WE UNITE, WE SHALL PROMOTE PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION  IF WE UNITE, WE SHALL HAVE A BETTER FORUM EXPERIENCE OVERALL  IF WE UNITE, POINTLESS SPAM THREADS WILL NEVER BE POSTED AGAIN.  I SAY "LOCKED"!!!!!!!!!
    1 day, 8 hours ago
Nov. 5, 2009
  • @CitizenKane said: " @VWGTI said: " The snuggie. "Not true.  Its commercials make for great GIFs.   "And they are great for using with photoshop:  
    2 days, 8 hours ago
  • MattyFTM uploaded 1 new image
    2 days, 8 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Adding RAM in the PC board.
    It will make an improvement. And RAM is fairly cheap, so I'd say go for it.
    2 days, 9 hours ago
  • As much as I love bonfire's, I don't have a garden so I can't have one. So I'll be doing what I do every Thursday night - going to the pub for the quiz night.
    2 days, 10 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Favourite Soccer Team?
    @clush said: " @MattyFTM said: " @clush said: " My home team, current no. 1 in the Dutch league. Woohoo! FC Twente, Enschede "Is that the team that Steve McClaren manages? "Yes it is. And believe it or not, he's doing a pretty good job! "Is he still using his hilariously fake accent? I laughed so hard the first time I heard him using it.
    2 days, 12 hours ago
  • £15.99 seems a bit steep. I think I'll be giving this a miss.
    2 days, 12 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Favourite Soccer Team?
    @p4ddym1607 said: " @MattyFTM said: " My favourite FOOTBALL team is Sunderland AFC. "I have a friend who supported them when Roy Keane was manager. He calls Sunderland scum now. He supports Ipswich lol. "Your friend sounds like an idiot. If we sacked Keano, I could understand it. If he has a like for Keane, and Sunderland sacked him, sure, I can understand why he would dislike the club. But ...
    2 days, 12 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic Favourite Soccer Team?
    @clush said: " My home team, current no. 1 in the Dutch league. Woohoo! FC Twente, Enschede "Is that the team that Steve McClaren manages?
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • MattyFTM replied to the topic No love for AnimeVice?
    Comic Vine is far older than both Giant Bomb & Anime Vice, and in that time it has built itself into one of the biggest Comic Book websites in the world. Giant Bomb has Jeff, Brad, Vinny & Ryan - four highly regarded video game journalists that attracts a lot of users. Anime Vice is the newest of the sites. It takes time to build up a userbase. It took ...
    2 days, 15 hours ago
  • People have opinions on games and they like to say them whether they are for or against a game. It's human nature. As long as they do it in a nice & friendly way that promotes healthy discussion, the are more than welcome to discuss why they are not interested in the game. However if they are going around trolling, looking to start arguments & generally being douches about it, ...
    2 days, 16 hours ago
Nov. 4, 2009
Added by MattyFTM on Aug. 19, 2009

I am addicted to buying downloadable games off steam. I have 130 games on steam, and over half of those I haven't even installed, let alone played. I really need to resist the urge to buy games, and actually play them for a change. Yet when the next steam weekend deal comes along, and it's a game that looks decent, I'll buy it. And I probably won't play it, at least for a while.
 
I need therapy. I have all these great games just sitting there, shouting "Play Me" at me, and yet rather than playing them, I decide to go onto the steam store, and buy buy buy. It drives me crazy. I just can't resist the urge to buy a game when it's staring at me on steam, saying "Buy Me".
 
I'm also somewhat addicted to steam achievements. Ever since Giant Bomb got achievement support, I've wanted more achievements. And this worsens my buying spree because I'll see a game that has steam achievements, and buy it, mostly for the achievements. GODDAMN YOU GIANT BOMB!!! YOU'VE MADE ME AN ACHIEVEMENT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So, if anyone knows of a good psychologist in the north east of England, let me know. Oh, and he's got to be cheap, because I haven't got a lot of money after spending it all on steam games.


Added by MattyFTM on July 20, 2009

Hello and welcome to MattyFTM's soon to be world famous Wiki Points Report. I've decided to do a semi-regular blog detailing what I've been doing to edit the site recently, and gained wiki points from. I'm hoping it may inspire new people to get involved in the wiki part of the site and/or be interesting for current wiki editors to see what I've been up to. Or failing those, It's a way to waste a small part of my life, which is something I'm always looking to do. So without further ado here is my Wiki Points Report.

Monkey Island

With the release of Tales of Monkey Island, and The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition, I've been getting my hands dirty with some of the Monkey Island pages. For
starters, I wrote a full plot summary of Episode 1 of Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal, and added a little bit to the gameplay section of the page. Also, I've written a couple of summary paragraphs for the the main location in the episode, Flotsam Island.

After that, I moved onto The Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition. So far, having yet to complete the game, I've mostly stayed clear of the main wiki page, and have instead been focusing on images. While playing through the game, I have been taking screenshots, and uploading them. One even got used in Jeff's Achievement's Article.

Zool

Zool, there's a game from my childhood. I remember playing it on the Amiga when I was a child. At the time I sucked at it. Anyway, this is one of the wiki pages I've been meaning to get to since the site launched. I had forgotten it for a long while, until a forum thread from FlamingHobo reminded me that the first edit I did on giant bomb was to create the Zool Character Page. This inspired me to go and write something on the completely empty game page.

Stop 'N Swop

While browsing the Recently Created Concept pages, I noticed someone had created a Stop 'N Swop page. That's a great concept, I thought, why didn't I think of that? But rather than sulking about not creating the page, I set about writing a detailed summary about what Stop 'N Swop was, and quotes from games that mention the infamous and mysterious Stop 'N Swop from Banjo Kazooie.

Sunderland AFC

Sunderland AFC are my beloved football team (soccer team to you weird Americans). After adding a bunch of concepts to the FIFA 10 page, and realizing that a bunch of football clubs have pages, I decided to create one for Sunderland. I added info about it's history, it's current state, and it's inclusion in games. I also added some info to the already exiting page about our stadium, The Stadium Of Light.

Retro Points: Pandemonium 1 & 2

This is the part of my blog when I look back at edits I made a while ago. Today, it's Pandemonium! and Pandemonium 2 I'm looking at. These 2.5D platformers from the PlayStation era are a couple of games I have fond memories of. They followed Sorceress, Nikki and Jester, Fargus in their quests to save the world. Naturally, these games demand half decent wiki pages, so I set out to do just that by writing plot summaries and gameplay summaries for both. I even included a small segment about differences between the western and Japanese releases of these games.

So...

That's it for this blog. I hope you at least partially enjoyed this blog. I don't know how often I'm going to do these blogs, I guess it'll depend on how much wiki editing I do. Or I might completely forget and never do them again, like I did with my top 30 games ever list. Either way, Goodnight Comrades.


Added by MattyFTM on May 24, 2009

La la la la, La la la la, La la la la la la, La la la la!!!!!!!!!

I'm celebrating today, because my football (soccer to you weird Americans) team, Sunderland, have avoided relegation from the English Premier League and both of our local rivals, Newcastle and Middlesbrough have been relegated. It's extremely hilarious.  It's fantastic. Words can't describe how happy I am.

I've been in the pub since 3 o'clock (now it's after 10 o'clock). First watching the football on the telly, and then celebrating the fantastic outcome. We've been celebrating like mad. Singing footballing songs, laughing at the crying Geordies on the TV, singing along to songs on the jukebox. It was just a fantastic. We played a few rounds of dominoes, while still celebrating, and just generally had a fantastic time. Many beers (and a couple of whiskeys) have been drank, and it's just a fantastic day.

I'm watching the matches on Match of the Day now, and I've still got a huge smile on my face. This is amazingly funny.

EDIT: I completely forgot to mention our shirt burning extravaganza. We burned a Newcastle shirt in celebration of this event. It was Brilliant.


Added by MattyFTM on April 1, 2009

Having seen a tonne of people on GB blogging their top 30 games of all time left me with the strange compulsion to write my own, despite knowing that I'd never be able to settle on 30 games, and I'd never be able to settle on an order. So, after weeks of slaving over this list, trying to remember all the games I've loved, and trying to decide where on the list they go, I think I have the final list.

ITS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sitting here on the verge of insanity. All I can think about is games. I close my eyes and all I see is game boxes flying past my closed eyelids. I'm watching the football on the TV as I'm writing this, and I'm fighting the urge to grab my 360 controller in an attempt to control the action as if I was playing FIFA. And I swear there are lemmings living in my bedroom cupboard. Not to mention that yesterday I was in the town and I could have sworn that everyone were goombas.

So, assuming the men in white coats dont get to me before hand, or I become even more indecisive and decide to change the list arround AGAIN, you can expect the first part tomorrow, so look forward to it. YOU HAD BETTER LOOK FORWARD TO IT!!!!! JUST THINK OF HOW MUCH BLOOD AND SWEAT I HAVE PUT INTO THIS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL LOOK FORWARD TO IT, AND YOU WILL WORSHIP ME, FOR I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And on a completely unrelated matter, I recently broke both the 10,000 Points Mark, and the 3,000 forum posts mark, so Yay for me. That's another reason for you to WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORSHIP ME YOU FEEBLE EARTHLING SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: I've been slightly sidetracked with this. I've gotten more indecisive and I've been rearranging my list again. I have the first part up tomorrow. I think.

EDIT 2: Got sidetracked again. Dunno when I'm going to post it.
Related to: Insanity, Hand Of God, God Mode


Added by MattyFTM on April 1, 2009

I think the reason that people are so willing to shell out $60 for a game, is because they know they can sell it on later to get some money back. If they couldn't do this, I doubt people would buy as many games at full price. While yes, publishers are losing some revenue from people not buying games new, they are gaining revenue from people buying games new, knowing they can get some of the money back later. It balances out in the end.

Used games are also a great way for kids, who don't have enough money to spend $60 on a game, to get into gaming. And when they grow up, they will spend $60 on a game, so in that sense, it can be very beneficial for the industry. If new people didn't start gaming, the industry would gradually die out. I used to buy a tonne of used games, and if I couldn't get games for that sort of price, I wouldn't have gotten into games on anywhere near the scale I have, and I wouldn't be buying games for full price now.


MattyFTM's Reviews
Surprizingly fun. (IPHN)
As you might expect from the title, Crazy Penguin Catapult involves penguins, catapults and has a sprinkling of craziness. The basic storyline of the game is that a group of polar bears have kidnapped some penguins, and you control a troop of penguins trying to get them back. And what ...
Reviewed by MattyFTM on March 2, 2009

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Date Joined: July 21, 2008
City: Sunderland
Gender: Male
Alignment: PC
Points: 19,975 Points
Ranked: Ranked #54 of 59,065
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl
game - 605 points
The Secret of Monkey Island
game - 570 points
FIFA 10
game - 532 points
Poké Ball
thing - 485 points
Team Fortress 2
game - 469 points
Xbox 360 Backwards Compatibility
concept - 464 points
Zool
game - 428 points
Pokemon Battle
concept - 362 points

10 most annoying things in video gaming.
a list of 10 items by MattyFTM
Pages I feel embarrassed about having points on.
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Consoles I Own/Have owned
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natetodamax 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
There ain't no heaven. Oh lord, there ain't no heaven.
Metal_Gear_Sunny 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/minor-issues-ep-12-live-question-thread/270556/
Br3adfan 3 hours, 15 minutes ago
Wow, I've only reviewed one game this year. Gonna write one now.
JJOR64 5 hours, 11 minutes ago
Finished paying off New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Only 8 more days!
Dalai 5 hours, 24 minutes ago
Dalai is right, right?
ZombiePie 5 hours, 33 minutes ago
Remember to sign up for the GB Modern Warfare Community if you are planning on getting the game! http://www.giantbomb.com/modern-warfare-2/61-24713/join-the-giantbomb-modern-warfare-2-community/35-264142/?
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