Have you noticed anything that is out of place in 1500s Italy?  Post them here.  I'll start:
 
I was in the Antico District when I decided to call in an arrow storm.  Well, Ezio pulled out a cell phone and texted his assassins for the arrow storm.  I though this was out of place because I don't think anyone used cell phones in the 1500s.

Ehm.. really? I have never, ever, during all my playtime in any AC game seen him pull out a cellphone.

@Azteck:  I'm pretty sure he's joking....

In one of the scenes with Leonardo, he did a bro-hug and bro-shake with Ezio, then Leonardo said, "Peace out, dawg."  I thought this was out of place because I didn't know people called each other "dawg" back then.

Worst thread ever.

One time while walking by the brothel, Ezio exclaimed, "I got ho's in different area codes." I thought this was out of place because that was obviously a reference to the song by Ludacris.  But that song wasn't even released back then, and I don't think Ludacris was even alive at that time.

Soooo dumb

" Worst thread ever. "

This thread is pretty out of place.

When Ezio was banging that chick in the beginning I noticed a box of Trojans by the bed.  I thought this was out of place because I didn't realize that practicing safe sex was emphasized back then.  I guess Rome really was pretty progressive. 

" Best thread ever. "

" @Omelet_Pants:  I also like how you just keep going, ignoring everything that goes on in this thread. "

Did you know there's an achievement for killing a guard with a broom?  Well, I couldn't find a broom anywhere until I finally stumbled upon a Home Depot near the Vatican.  I thought this was out of place because there weren't any Home Depots in Rome during the 1500s.

" @Omelet_Pants:  I also like how you just keep going, ignoring everything that goes on in this thread. "

It's actually starting to get funny now.

I found a phone booth and inside was So-crates, Abraham Lincoln, and fucking Ghengis Khan. Then these two punks from San Dimas kidnapped me and said I needed to help them do their history report. Things got sort of wacky from there...

This thread is only funny because of his persistence.

The consistent dedication to stupidity is quite amusing. The actual "joke" however, is not.

I thought the first joke was funny, but I love how he's basically the one person keeping the joke going because nobody else will join in

" When Ezio was banging that chick in the beginning I noticed a box of Trojans by the bed.  I thought this was out of place because I didn't realize that practicing safe sex was emphasized back then.  I guess Rome really was pretty progressive.  "

Yeah, these jokes are not getting any funnier.

When I got to the flying machine part, there were a couple people who demanded to do a full body search and x-ray on me before I boarded the flying machine.  I thought that was out of place because I don't think terrorism on air travel was a big issue back then.  Also, I was worried because I had hidden blades, a butcher knife, a crossbow, a long sword, and smoke bombs on my person.

When I finally got the Romulus Treasure, one of the treasures was a 60" HDTV.  I thought this was odd because HDTV is a recent invention.  Also, I don't think there was any good programming during that era.

In Assassin's Creed 2, I head Ezio's uncle say "It's a me-Mario!" I thought that was out of place because it was clearly a Mario reference, but video games didn't exist in 1500s Italy!
...Oh wait, that did happen. And it was effing terrible.

" In Assassin's Creed 2, I head Ezio's uncle say "It's a me-Mario!" I thought that was out of place because it was clearly a Mario reference, but video games didn't exist in 1500s Italy!...Oh wait, that did happen. And it was effing terrible. "

" Oh wait, that did happen. And it was the motherfucking shit. "

"It's actually starting to get funny now. "

Whilst walking through the Centro district, one of those annoying musicians walked up to me, but instead of being annoying, he started to play Back in Black by AC/DC.  I thought that was very cool, but also very out of place.

This thread is fucking insane. I don't understand how it's still going?!

Before I used the parachute, Leonardo made me sign a waiver form to release him of all liability.  I thought this was odd because these release of liability forms are only prevalent in litigious societies, and I didn't know 1500s Rome was that litigious.

I'm not going to lie, I appreciate the existence of this thread. It's almost to the point of absurdism.

I went to a tailor in the Campagna district and unlocked a Superman cape.  I thought this was odd because I didn't think Italians would be fans of DC Comics.  Also, the cape doesn't match with Ezio's outfit, and it doesn't make him fly (I had to discover that the hard way).

Cool story, Chris Dane Owens.
 
  

The tailors in the Antico district sell a white Assassin's Snuggie.  I thought this was out of place because Italy didn't have infomercials back then to properly advertise it.  Also, a Snuggie would not provide an assassin with appropriate damage protection. 

This one time I bought an Assassin's Creed game it had multiplayer in it, I though that was pretty out of place - oh snap!

At the dining area in the Thieves Guild, in the corner you can see a guy eating.  Upon closer inspection, he is eating a taco.  This is out of place because the game's setting is in Italy, not Mexico.  Therefore, he should have been eating spaghetti or a pizza instead.

" At the dining area in the Thieves Guild, in the corner you can see a guy eating.  Upon closer inspection, he is eating a taco.  This is out of place because the game's setting is in Italy, not Mexico.  Therefore, he should have been eating spaghetti or a pizza instead. "

I love, love, love this thread. 

One time I decided to hop on a row boat and I started rowing out into sea.  I rowed for about 3 hours and ended up on Gilligan's island.  I thought it was odd when I saw Gilligan banging Ginger because this whole time I thought he was gay.

One time I tried to withdraw money from the bank, and it asked me for my PIN.  I thought that was odd because there is no PIN code in the manual, nor was I ever given one throughout the game (and I have already completed the entire game).  So now I just have a bunch of money sitting there without earning any type of interest.  What a waste.

One time I came to this thread, and it was fucking gay. I thought it was odd when the mods didn't delete it for being shit