Caption: "I challenge you to say my name three times fast...my poofy, white shirt begs you not to fail."

Caption: Rejected soul calibur character

caption: "Do I look fabulous or what?"

but seriously, that dude look like a metrosexual version of Altair

Caption:  Assasin by day, back up dancer by night

Caption:" You wanna piece of my pie?"

Caption: First information on Assasins creed 2- the protagonist is a cross dresser

caption;  too legit. too legit to quit

Caption: Armani's 1476 spring collection; bringing knives back in style.

Caption: These blades are not the worst thing I can stick in you.

Caption: "This is my Altair Ego. Do you like?"

"Midway, please help. I don't want to race go-karts with Rayman and Sam Fisher. Especially knowing f'ing Vin Diesel will come and airjack mine. Come on, I can fight like Scorpion and I know it's new for you guys but check out how smooth my animations are..."

"Don't push me cause im close to the...eddddgeee..."

Caption: L' assassino? Sono appena qui per i vestiti. Mi fanno guarda grasso?     

Caption: I stole this dress from Jade Raymond!

Caption: first im going to travel to Florence, then Rome, then im going to MILAN TO GET A NEW OUTFIT!

CAPTION: Yeah, the belts Dolche & Gabbana.... Wanna do something about it?

Caption: Marketing seems to be targeting the metro sexual audience.

Caption: It was either this or the Princess Leia Bikini

Caption: He dudes come back !!! I am into ladies, really i am....

Caption:  Assasins Creed sequel- Bigger, Badder, and more Butch

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS MADE MY DAY!

I never thought so much epicness could be compiled in one single image, and best part, it is related to the sequel of one of the most epic games EVER.
EPIC.

"Come on Blanket give daddy a hug"

Caption: To join the assasins guild you must be one with the blade, fly among eagles, and know how to accessorize

Caption:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

OR

Renaissance, assassinations, drag queens. Best. Combo. EVER.

Caption: "Who needs a lightsaber?"

This costume is a nightnare to wash...

Caption: Ever wanted someone to do youR dirty work? Well this italian gent does all that for you + he takes care of your kids too!  You can't lose!

Caption: I hope i dont look sexually deprived

Caption: "All right guys how do we win back the gamers who didn't think the single handblade was enough?"  "Um......two handblades?"  "Ship it."

no missing fingers.  whats the reason behind that then?

Oh look, its even easier for them to tell I'm an assassin! Oh well, at least I have more hidden blades then I can actually use! And look bad ass! Oh.. but wait, isn't that the problem?

yes, he looks fucking AWESOME. But. They need to make him STEALTHY. He is an ASSASSIN. I want us to see him wearing any set of clothes that any NPC can wear. Thats right, I want you to be able to knock a dude out, steal his clothes, and use that as a disguise. And I want killing them to make it less effective, and being attacked while wearing it should also degrade quality. I love looking bad ass, but atleast make the gameplay allow me to WALK BY A FUCKING GUARD without aggro. Seriously. yes, it makes sense that they know me by my outfit. It does NOT make sense that I wear an outfit that only blends with effing monks...

Oh and how is "What happens when a developer decides to go Ensemble Studio's all over a franchise's ass"

Seriously. Two hidden blades is over kill, just like two effing energy swords.


Ooh, or "Looko at these "wings" Davinci gave me! Look what they do! *leap of faith* Awwwwww shit...."


No? How about "So.. in the next game... I don't have to get another blade do I? Cause... I'm sort of a player and...."

Caption: That was the worst Cosplay party ever

Caption - "Monferrina - The New Dance of Death" 

caption: Guys, Some privacy please..

Caption: I'm a dog on woman with diva written on the back of this shirt in blood.

caption: I AM THE GREAT EZIO!! MASTER OF ASSASSINATION  if you need somebody dead ill deliever their head

Caption: "Enzio a man of dance death and jazz hands..apparently.."

Caption:

"Because two is better than one."

Caption:  Konami and Ubisoft continue the MGS/Assassin's Creed cross-over with Assassin's Creed 2: Vamp's Time Traveling Adventures.

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Caption: Yet another assasins creed character who wont get any ass by the end of the game.

Should FallopianTube really be allowed to give 60 different captions? 

"Let me show you why they call it.. The Shocker."

Caption: i want a look that says im a tomgirl assasin and am not afraid to show it.

he looks like the gay love child of jack sparrow and a vampire....

"The silver death"

Caption: I guess the AI is gonna be dumber because if they dont realize that this sexuallly confused character is an assasin.

Caption: Hello. My Name Is Ezio Auditore de Firenz. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

Caption: "what does stealth mean?"