So off the bat...from the start the game did not put its best foot forward just like me with that intro and my choices.
I just bought Arkham Knight with ALL of the DLC for the PC and registred it on Steam for £10. As my thread title says performance is not an issue (well it is...however I would say that my computer's fault, I get can 60fps on low graphics!) it is the game design itself.
I start off going "Yeah lets be Batman! AGAIN!" and we watched the Joker loaded to be burn..........oh right ok I need to press a button, ok thats cool let me be Batman......on and on and on and on and on and on goes this random old guys voice. Which long after this part and a few more I go "OH! Its Commissioner Gordon.....why the fuck does he bore me to tears?" so they opened with a pan of Gotham going "LOOK AT HOW GREAT LOOKS! EVEN ON LOW SETTINGS!"
Ok now let me be Batman and eventually I am! Weeee I fly around beat up guys and go "This is like old Batman....THIS IS AWESOME!" I then switch out and go into the costumes the DLC gave me and equip Batman Beyond the same costume gave me numerous extra hours in Arkham City purley cos I loved flying in that suit, this time around...ITS MORE AWESOME! ITS REEEEALLY FUCKING COOL! so I am easily amused right now as Batman Beyond.
Time to get into the actual story....cut scene...talking to arms....talking....telling me what to do....I JUST WANT TO PLAY LET ME PLAY! fast forward still very little playing and I get the Batmobile and I go "aww yeah this is cool!.....oh yeah tank mode that's still weird...oh....wave...based...shooting tanks.....this isn't fun." so after failing to do a "Tank Takedown" EG fire four missiles on tanks six times. It realy was not intuitive I eventually got past that bit and played with Batmobile thought it was coolish. Then I go "Lets be Batman more in missions!" what a mistake that was I got to be the Batmobile more and was introduced to the most hideous Batwing and car platforming.
My enthusiasm crashed I just shut down and in my head I was just was saying "I want to get past this...yet I cannot be bothered with car....platforming" so I just weakly rammed myself off the roofs a few times before I rage quit and switched off the game. I moaned at my best friend on steam and he goes "I played and completed Arkham Knight...get used to playing as the Batmobile and boss fights.....arnt boss fights....or even fights."
So I raged at the game for two days. I come back to going "I wanna be Batman and Batman Beyond suit is sooooo cool!!!" I jump back at it still no amused by the car jumping and then I get to a hook point I tried to pull off....nooooooo....turns out run off and climb up the wall with the winch. Sigh well ok that is done now.
I FINALLY get to a Batman section....and Batman is now fucking Ironman. "I cannot fight three men.....I will call in a new suit." I kinda felt like this all is missing the basic points of Batman from the start of playing this game due to the past games doing it before, So we have a suit up sequence which made me go "This suit is just Iron Man's suit now!", I get past that bit annnnnnd I spent a very long time watching Batman throw recon batarangs and talking.
So its been two hours of gameplay and now I am get a big area (after two sucky mini game shit things...) I get to sneak around as Batman to take out thugs! After being taught how to do it 3 minutes ago! Lets go!!! ......nope denied...why? Because Batman says "I cannot get to the worker I need to use the grappling hook the Batmobile.".......nope fuck off fuck off....FUUUUUCK OFFF!!! I JUST WANT TO PLAY AS FUCKING BATMAN!! FUCK OFF WITH THE BATMOBILE!!!!
Which is somthing I never thought I would utter in my life..."Fuck off with the Batmobile!!" how can they seem to miss the mark so much in this that I hate everything about this game. Except being Batman, how...just how?
I would go for a refund if I had not bought it from a third party CDkey site and gave the game enough of an attempt I am now past two hours. There is a part of me that realy just goes "Hey lets play Batman! Its cool being Batman in that Beyond suit!" then the game denies me my simple joys by forcing so many horrible things at me some are unwanted tutorials others are "MEH HERE MINIGAME GO!" with no instructions.
With the fact the Batmobile features more and more as the game goes on I am just going to uninstall it, the game infuriates me as it slowly almost gives me what I want...then rips it away from me to say "Get in the Batmobile...GET IN THE NEW THING FOR THIS NEW GAME! GET IN THE COOL NEW THING! ITS A FUCKING TANK LOOK ITS COOL PLAY WITH IT!!!"
I never got such an impression from other people and reviewers, reading Brad's review of it he is pretty positive about most (mostly how it looks) yet he did give a paragraph of "The makers realy wanted you to drive the Batmobile by putting it in the game so much" yet it did not seem to phase him too much while it annoys the shit out of me.
Bad ports or not this is a pretty lousy designed game to excite players...or at least excite me into playing more. I know they needed to innovate but innovation and dictation are two diffrent things.
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