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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    Brad dropping an F bomb = brown note?

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    #1  Edited By jakob187

    What do you think?  You never really hear Brad drop F bombs or cuss too much in general on forum posts, articles, or the Bombcasts.  Maybe his voice is so heavenly that an F bomb coming from his mouth is the same as:

      

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    #2  Edited By Coltonio7

    *Godly

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    #3  Edited By Roger_Klotz
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    #4  Edited By jakob187

    ZOMG!  HE HAS DROPPED THE F BOMB!!!  He did it in the Rock Band Beatles Confirmed news story:

    Brad said:
    I want to see the Tom Petty/Jeff Lynne/Dhani Harrison/Prince version of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" from George Harrison's posthumous Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame induction:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7sT1HRV2qU

    FUCKING EPIC.  (emphasis added)

    Brad, how could you?  We all just pooed in our pants.

    Then again, watching Prince wail an axe at the end of that performance will also make a man poo in his pants.
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    #5  Edited By Roger_Klotz

    He typed it, so it didn't come from his mouth. Our pants are still poop free. Hooray!

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    #6  Edited By jakob187
    Roger_Klotz said:
    "He typed it, so it didn't come from his mouth. Our pants are still poop free. Hooray!"
    Yes, but even if he muttered it in a whisper under his breath while typing it, it may have caused methane poisoning throughout California!!!
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    #7  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    I think you're on to something. One time, while I was on this date a couple years ago, I shat my pants. Now I can just blame it on Shoemaker.

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    #8  Edited By brent_kukost

    that version of my guitar gently weeps is amazing though. good note to go out on.

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    #9  Edited By Bulldog19892

    So if Brad said "fuck", we'd poop ourselves? Well, we might, but for entirely different reasons than you're implying.

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    #10  Edited By OGCartman
    jakob187 said:
    "What do you think?  You never really hear Brad drop F bombs or cuss too much in general on forum posts, articles, or the Bombcasts.  Maybe his voice is so heavenly that an F bomb coming from his mouth is the same as:
      

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    hehe cartman ftw

    srsly, t'was epic.
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    #11  Edited By jakob187
    Roger_Klotz said:
    "Brad said fuck on the new bombcast, when he's talking about his ant dilema. I just pooped my pants. :("
    I shit myself as well, sir.
    Brad, stop this.  Our pants cannot take anymore!!!
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    #12  Edited By AkumaX

    That BombCast quote is amazing.

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    #13  Edited By jakob187
    AkumaX said:
    "That BombCast quote is amazing."
    I'll repeat it, but just imagine it in a different voice to prevent trouser-soiling:
    "They're pretty fucking dead..."
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    #14  Edited By BiggerBomb

    I lol'd merely at the topic title. Good 4 u

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    #15  Edited By jakob187

    BRAD!!!  YOU DID IT AGAIN THIS WEEK, and you did it a LOT more than the last few times.

    I don't have enough pairs of pants for this shit, dood!  You gotta lay off the F-bombs with that deep, manly voice.  Think of all the fecal matter that you are creating!!!
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    #16  Edited By lamegame621

    Great, I have to go shopping for new pants tomorrow now. Thanks, Brad. Real classy.

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    #17  Edited By BiggerBomb
    jakob187 said:
    "BRAD!!!  YOU DID IT AGAIN THIS WEEK, and you did it a LOT more than the last few times.
    I don't have enough pairs of pants for this shit, dood!  You gotta lay off the F-bombs with that deep, manly voice.  Think of all the fecal matter that you are creating!!!
    "

    This is perhaps the greatest topic ever made on the GiantBomb.
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    #18  Edited By jakob187
    I'm sure that he won't drop any F-bombs next week.  I just know he won't.  He will take the seat of our trousers into serious consideration.  =  D

    I've got a possible solution, though.  The secret lies in the vocoder.

    You see, my pupils, it's a very well known scientific fact that Brad's voice causes what is known as the "Brown Note Effect" (aka BNE) when he utters an F-bomb.  However, a recent study uncovered that vocoders could potentially cure this "effect" at its inception.  Unfortunately, out of the 100 test subjects, 23 of them actually open a rift into nothingness and were sucked into it.

    Brad, maybe you could try using the vocoder for your F-bombs on the next Podcast.  We don't like the idea of you being sucked into nothingness...but I think I speak for everyone when I say that this squishiness when we sit to write on the forums is causing some major...err...problems.
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    #19  Edited By caceres

    Think of me when you poop yourself whenever he swears because I listen to the podcast whilst jogging...messy.

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    #20  Edited By deactivated-5d61ff6f14b61

    You dudes have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

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    #21  Edited By Quadrifoglio
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "You dudes have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands."

    But a great sense of humor.
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    #22  Edited By jakob187

    I didn't make it all the way through last week's Bombcast.  I was afraid for my trousers.  Did Brad drop any more "F-bombs"?

    And apparently, this "F-bomb" theory has some kind of weight to it...as it's on the Wiki page now.

    Does anyone know any of these folks who have been sucked through a time rift?  Brad, maybe you should try filtering the "F-bombs" through Jeff's vocoder on the podcast and see what happens...but then again, further studies ARE needed.

    I don't know, what do you guys think?  Should we be the new batch of guinea pigs?
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