Best Things that have not yet been found in Crates

#1 Posted by the9 (109 posts) -

We have your ammo and your health packs, but what are some awesome things that haven't been housed in bustable crates.

I would say more crates.

#2 Posted by Termite (2428 posts) -

I don't think NEW weapons are ever inside crates. You know like a new weapon in an FPS, you usually find those lying on a table or next to a body or something

#3 Posted by BlackWaterCO (1684 posts) -

God man your avatar is very VERY scary

Anyway, LOL at the more Creates

#4 Posted by Kevin (399 posts) -

I've never seen nachos in a crate. That would be sweet.

#5 Posted by Xeno (148 posts) -

A cold, nude man.

#6 Posted by Thordain (980 posts) -

cookies. Never seen cookies in a crate

#7 Posted by Illmatic (1380 posts) -

How about a burst of confetti and clowns pop out from the wooden crate, congratulating you on destroying your millionth crate. Of course, there's nothing of value inside the crate....unless you enjoy marching bands!

#8 Posted by Shadow (5108 posts) -

a kamakaze-chainsaw-weilding-robot-ghost-pirate-monkey-ninja launcher with infinite ammo.

#9 Posted by patrick (579 posts) -

The only crowbar in which to break it with.

#10 Posted by Breadfan (6803 posts) -


#11 Posted by License_To_Bill (811 posts) -

A platypus with a katana.

#12 Posted by I_smell (4212 posts) -
A fleshlight.
"The only crowbar in which to break it with.
Augh, that's my worst nightmare.
#13 Edited by Player1 (4007 posts) -

A ps3...because I defiantly have no money right now. Throw in a hdtv while your at it! 

#14 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

Crates should be filled with packagin' foam.

#15 Posted by clubsandwich (3965 posts) -

Good God, your avatar is fucking disturbing. :|

#16 Posted by Stevokenevo (580 posts) -

if it was half life, i would like to see a smaller crate with legs that kicks you in the shin, then runs away.

#17 Posted by PeanutGod (182 posts) -

I've put a crate inside of a crate, however it caused the server to crash moments after I did it.

How about a crate that is just solid wood?

#18 Posted by Smersh (224 posts) -

A wizard.

#19 Posted by valrog (3741 posts) -

I have trouble remembering the last time a game used breakable crates that stored things.

#20 Posted by razorzxz (219 posts) -

How about Sagat pops out and gives you a bit of TIGER!

#21 Edited by mnzy (2962 posts) -

A hammer and nails.

#22 Posted by Daiphyer (1419 posts) -

Crates inside crates have also been in Half Life 2. 
Unicorns. They're never inside any crates.

#23 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1193 posts) -
@valrog said:
I have trouble remembering the last time a game used breakable crates that stored things.
Wasn't there some in Duke Nukem forever, I cant remember, although I guess that counts as 1999.
#24 Posted by Seedofpower (3995 posts) -

@Br3adfan said:


and hotdogs.

#25 Posted by dudeglove (9174 posts) -


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