Best Things that have not yet been found in Crates

#1 Posted by the9 (95 posts) -

We have your ammo and your health packs, but what are some awesome things that haven't been housed in bustable crates.

I would say more crates.

#2 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

I don't think NEW weapons are ever inside crates. You know like a new weapon in an FPS, you usually find those lying on a table or next to a body or something

#3 Posted by BlackWaterCO (1574 posts) -

God man your avatar is very VERY scary

Anyway, LOL at the more Creates

#4 Posted by Kevin (369 posts) -

I've never seen nachos in a crate. That would be sweet.

#5 Posted by Xeno (130 posts) -

A cold, nude man.

#6 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -

cookies. Never seen cookies in a crate

#7 Posted by Illmatic (1358 posts) -

How about a burst of confetti and clowns pop out from the wooden crate, congratulating you on destroying your millionth crate. Of course, there's nothing of value inside the crate....unless you enjoy marching bands!

#8 Posted by Shadow (4988 posts) -

a kamakaze-chainsaw-weilding-robot-ghost-pirate-monkey-ninja launcher with infinite ammo.

#9 Posted by patrick (563 posts) -

The only crowbar in which to break it with.

#10 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -


#11 Posted by License_To_Bill (792 posts) -

A platypus with a katana.

#12 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -
A fleshlight.
"The only crowbar in which to break it with.
Augh, that's my worst nightmare.
#13 Edited by Player1 (3909 posts) -

A ps3...because I defiantly have no money right now. Throw in a hdtv while your at it! 

#14 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

Crates should be filled with packagin' foam.

#15 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

Good God, your avatar is fucking disturbing. :|

#16 Posted by Stevokenevo (573 posts) -

if it was half life, i would like to see a smaller crate with legs that kicks you in the shin, then runs away.

#17 Posted by PeanutGod (132 posts) -

I've put a crate inside of a crate, however it caused the server to crash moments after I did it.

How about a crate that is just solid wood?

#18 Posted by Smersh (229 posts) -

A wizard.

#19 Posted by valrog (3648 posts) -

I have trouble remembering the last time a game used breakable crates that stored things.

#20 Posted by razorzxz (180 posts) -

How about Sagat pops out and gives you a bit of TIGER!

#21 Edited by mnzy (2928 posts) -

A hammer and nails.

#22 Posted by Daiphyer (1361 posts) -

Crates inside crates have also been in Half Life 2. 
Unicorns. They're never inside any crates.

#23 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1180 posts) -
@valrog said:
I have trouble remembering the last time a game used breakable crates that stored things.
Wasn't there some in Duke Nukem forever, I cant remember, although I guess that counts as 1999.
#24 Posted by Seedofpower (3951 posts) -

@Br3adfan said:


and hotdogs.

#25 Posted by dudeglove (8477 posts) -


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