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  • This isn't a dogs or cats poll. This is puppies or kittens, motherfucker. Now I take dogs over cats any day of the week, but when you ask me puppies or kittens it's way, way too fuckin' close to call.
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  • Xeno commented on snide's video Meet Poison Ivy
    Oh I didn't know Kerrigan from StarCraft was going to be in Batman.
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  • Four hour Saturday detention for unexcused school absences. From then on I just started sleeping until 8:30-ish and showing up to school in the passing time between 1st and 2nd period. I didn't go to 1st period for the rest of the school year. And amazingly, I never got in trouble for that.
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  • he quits before the other guy wins because that's just proper SC etiquette. No one wants to wait around while all their buildings are destroyed when you can just quit and be done with a game that you've pretty much already lost.
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  • Xeno replied to the topic Small Trivia Problem
    This isn't really a bug in the strictest sense of the word, but it's a problem nonetheless.Every true or false question I've ran into is true. Seriously, try this yourself. If you don't know the answer just select true, you'll get it guaranteed. I'm sure this is more of a problem with the people submitting the questions than the system itself, but it's still kinda annoying.
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  • Xeno had a submission approved for Rock Band 2 for a total of 1,004 points.
    fixed small errors in the overview section
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Added by Xeno on Nov. 30, 2008

After another week of working I've now got something that at least has the appearance of a functioning map. Even though it's still not done, I did decide to make a little video run through. It's short, but I added some nice annotations. If you're gonna watch it I suggest you do it on YouTube on high quality, it looks tons better that way.
  
Related to: Unreal Tournament 3


Added by Xeno on Nov. 23, 2008

Woah, I totally forgot about this blog. Oh well, it's not like anyone reads it anyway. Sadface.
Behold!
Behold!

Anyway I've been screwing around with Unreal Ed since I've had my new computer, teaching myself through tutorials and creating some simple maps. But dude, simple maps are played out. Well, at least the really, really, simple ones are. Brah, I'm on to the big time.

Well as big as a little deathmatch map can go at least. I must have started work on this map maybe a week and a half ago, and I'm really happy with it so far. I feel like it's turning out really nice. Right now I've basically got a nice little circuit of rooms done and I'm working on perfecting each one. Once I'm done screwing around with the first floor I'm going to get started on a basement section which branches off from the far left room and then hooks up with the rooms at the top and right.

But there's really only one reason I'm teaching myself Unreal. And that's a little game called Aliens: Colonial Marines. Someone tell Gearbox to get off their asses and release it.


Added by Xeno on Aug. 28, 2008

Games look purrty.
Games look purrty.
I recently finished building my new PC, being the first time that I've assembled my own computer I can tell you first hand that computer parts are intimidating. Scary intimidating. But somehow I did actually get the old girl up and running and I must say, she's a beauty. Once I got her operational I tried out Crysis, Unreal Tournament 3, Company of Heroes, and I of course had to boot up StarCraft for the hell of it. And I'm just going to say that them games run something good. I'm telling you, man.

I'd tell you about everything I've got in my machine, but I know for a fact that there is nothing more boring in this world than someone talking about their PC's specs.

So in closing, I'd just like to remind you all that Crysis looks good.
And that I can run it and you can't.


Added by Xeno on Aug. 16, 2008

Some issues for you.
Some issues for you.
Some back issues, that is. You see I must have been subscribed to Game Informer magazine from maybe 1998 to 2006. Do you know how many magazines that is? I'll tell you, it's a couple.

And I'm going to let you in on a secret of mine. Eight-year-old video game magazines make for excellent bathroom reading material. You would not believe how many terrible PS3 "artist renderings" you come across in the 2002 - 2005 issues. The early Nintendo DS concepts were also a gas. I don't really have much of a point to this post, unless someone wants to request the scan of an eight-year-old review. In which case, sir, you came to the right place.
Related to: Toilet


Added by Xeno on July 28, 2008

That can't happen in any game.
That can't happen in any game.
I just had my edits to Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition, one of my favorite childhood games, go live. The game was basically just a simple shooter and platformer for the Genesis. But now that I'm really looking back at it, man, that game was just awesome. I mean, you could use a flamethrower to char a dinosaur and then watch it form a pile of dust on the ground. If that's not badass, then I don't know what is. I'm probably the only one who knows anything about this game, but if you're at all curious check out the article I wrote for it here.


Xeno's Reviews
Dirty Park (GEN)
I'm more than a little biased towards Jurassic Park. As a child I loved the movie, I read the book, collected the toys. What can I say? Dinosaurs are awesome and Jurassic Park caught me at the right time. When our family bought a Genesis we picked up two games, ...
Reviewed by Xeno on July 22, 2008


Date Joined: July 21, 2008
City: Herndon, VA
Gender: Male
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Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition
game - 213 points
Jurassic Park
game - 206 points
Jurassic Park Part 2: The Chaos Continues
game - 135 points
Alien³
game - 85 points
StarCraft: Brood War
game - 69 points
Neil Young
person - 51 points
Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
game - 33 points
Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
game - 18 points

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Sentimental Games
a list of 17 items by Xeno
Ryan 46 minutes ago
Jimmy Fallon does a surprisingly solid Neil Young. http://is.gd/52Ri2
Jeff 12 hours, 8 minutes ago
Hopefully Cody's 2P outfit is his orange jail garb from FINAL FIGHT: STREETWISE. http://bit.ly/53mQG0
L 17 hours, 26 minutes ago
Purely the most epic piece of video game music in recent years (Assassin's Creed). Let it build up its energy: http://bit.ly/52PX2N
Brad 22 hours, 49 minutes ago
I am not getting sick. I am not getting sick.
TheJollyRajah 4 days, 13 hours ago
After playing the beta, I've become somewhat disappointed with Bad Company 2. The hype got to me, I guess.
ImperiousRix 4 days, 16 hours ago
Can't find a consistent class to use in MW2 multiplayer.
TheGTAvaccine 1 week ago
Duuude, MW2.
Megalon 1 week, 4 days ago
Ono he did'int http://bit.ly/28X9J #webcomics