I love this review, it's so completely different.

They usually give low scores, but this one is really high so you know they mean business.

I'm so sorry for making this thread.

It does look like a stand-out game with all the insane stages and fighting-a-boss-in-a-church-that's-tumbling-through-space-at-fucking-light-speed stuff, but a lot of that game just personally turns me off.  @Lydian_Sel said: " I'll wait for a more credible source to review it. "I think EDGE are about as credible as it gets. It's probably just a reviewer who looks at games differently than a normal person does.

It might be GTA San Andreas. I've played it like 3 times n that's a fuckin long game. Actually I've played FF7 and 9 a couple times n all, I don't know.

I don't know what Folk Metal is, but now I really wanna find out.

TOMBRIEN  cos yo it's my fuckin name.

SPOILER: It's probably a bit like all those other Final Fantasys.

Bioshock guy. Like the guy that you play as. Even after you know how it all goes down, I still think he's mysterious.  And also The Sign Painter.

I never talk to my mates about shit on the internet, cos they're not those kinda guys. But recently one guy went on GiantBomb- I'd never mentioned it at all- and he was like "I heard about this site Giant Bomb that's supposed to be good for videos." I was like oh my god. How did that happen? GiantBomb just penetrated my everyday life. Then he watched a video review of ...