this dragon is an asshole

#1 Posted by normalpants (166 posts) -

keeps breathing fire on me and shit

#2 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Ha.

#3 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8607 posts) -

So take a hint and BURN.

#4 Posted by Do_The_Manta_Ray (744 posts) -

Do like a tree and spontaneously combust into an inferno that will "leave" many acres of scorched earth.

Also, dragons A-Grade assholes. Remember Dragonheart? Sean Connery played the dragon, there's your proof. (Forgive me, Sean.)

#5 Posted by Spoonman671 (4777 posts) -

Get under the bridge and then shoot its tail with a bow and arrow fifty or so times.  You'll get a dope sword.

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#6 Posted by shhetghost (59 posts) -

I could understand the dragon breathing fire on you but a mixture of fire and shit, that is just uncalled for and just a little bit rude.

#7 Posted by MikeHawk (382 posts) -

@Spoonman671 said:

Get under the bridge and then shoot its tail with a bow and arrow fifty or so times. You'll get a dope sword.

This. Oh and to get under the bridge without dying, run along the left edge until you get close and then dart down the stairs. You take less damage on the side of the fire than in the middle of the fire.

#8 Posted by Godak (166 posts) -

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

#9 Posted by Elusionar (303 posts) -

I am not a dragon damit!

#10 Posted by DonChipotle (2855 posts) -

@Godak said:

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

You can't, like, own a bridge, man!

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#11 Posted by shadows_kill (3165 posts) -

All this stuff makes me want to go play Demons Souls..... but that game...... agh...... maybe I should restart with Dark Souls..

#12 Posted by Godak (166 posts) -

@DonChipotle said:

@Godak said:

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

You can't, like, own a bridge, man!

Whoa, hey! Man, what's with the hostility?

Let the dragon have his bridge. Man, it's all he has left since the misses died.

#13 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -
@normalpants said:

keeps breathing fire on me and shit

Give em a breath mint..duh...you did pick it up in the first level right? 

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