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    Diablo III

    Game » consists of 9 releases. Released May 15, 2012

    Diablo III returns to the world of Sanctuary twenty years after the events of Diablo II with a new generation of heroes that must defeat the demonic threat from Hell.

    Sometimes words fail me...

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    #1  Edited By Ghostin
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    #2  Edited By sirdesmond

    Wowwy... Zowwy... I could only get about 2 paragraphs in before I was overwhelmed with super-concentrated WTFness.

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    #3  Edited By penINC

    Pretty sure they're just trolling for hits. I don't even like Diablo, and even I can tell that idea is fucking retarded.

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    #4  Edited By Appuh

    *Facepalm*

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    umm okay. and earlier today i saw an article along the lines of 'what nintendo should learn from catherine'

    did someone hands out a bunch of metagame cards and make people write an article about whatever came out

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    #6  Edited By ajamafalous

    I just... I can't even.

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    What a stupid article and man.

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    #8  Edited By ProfessorEss
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    #9  Edited By largo6661

    wow that article was dump, diablo fps, i love the way some gaming websites dont feel the need to provide useful or interesting content. i guess not every site is like giantbomb.

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    #10  Edited By Crash_Happy

    @Ghostin: Well they can relax, they're getting Syndicate as an FPS.

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    #11  Edited By Witzig

    I have no faith in gaming sites anymore besides Giantbomb. After reading that article where's a gun cuz here's my head.

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    #12  Edited By onarum

    Yeah I wont even comment on that....

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    #13  Edited By VoshiNova
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    #14  Edited By ModernAlkemie

    Would my monk get a red dot sight for his fists?

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    #15  Edited By ninjakiller
    @VoshiNova said:

    @ProfessorEss said:

    Hellgate London anyone?

    hahaha

    Come on guys, at least they tried. 
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    #16  Edited By Eurobum

    @Ghostin said:

    http://uk.pc.gamespy.com/pc/diablo-iii/1195932p1.html An article arguing that Diablo 3 should be an FPS.

    FP not FPS as in Shooter. Melee combat could have been first person or 3rd person action. When this question came up Joe Blizzard thought 1st/3d person, but then it will look like WoW, nobody wants THAT.

    Seriously the only exciting thing about the beta is the barbarian female.

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    #17  Edited By HotSauceMagik

    I actually read the whole article, which is not too bad BTW. Yes the first few paragraphs are super mega inflammatory, but the kid eventually comes to the conclusion that it wouldn't be Diablo if it wasn't isometric 3rd person.

    There is a nice summary in the comments of the article in between several " ZOMG GTFO U FUKKING NUBZORZ LOLO!L!LLOL!!111!!" type comments.

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    #18  Edited By coakroach

    I am filled with so much hate right now.

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    #19  Edited By phrosnite

    Why would anyone visit that dead gaming website?

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    #20  Edited By HellBrendy

    So... Borderlands then? I don't see the big fuzz.

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    #21  Edited By Lokno

    First its too colorful, now it needs to be an fps. I think everyone just wants Doom 3.

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    #22  Edited By Addfwyn

    I understand he isn't saying that Diablo 3 should be a shooter (though his argument seems to come from 'I Like FPS, all games should be FPS') but the dungeon crawler genre doesn't need to be first person. Taking it from his perspective, I understand where he is coming from and I wouldn't be that upset if he were Random Dude that likes Call of Duty and just happened to like the FPS genre. He is supposed to be a game journalist though, and this just speaks for a total lack of understanding of the genre.

    @drag: I'd argue for the 'nintendo could learn from catherine' argument before the 'diablo should be a first person RPG' argument.

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    #24  Edited By Doctorchimp

    Where's that dude who said Diablo would be better suited for a gamepad?

    I think they can squeeze out a blog series.

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    #25  Edited By bybeach

    Yes..YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Where is that Bison meme! Ah needs it!

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    #26  Edited By Zithe

    @Nicholas said:

    Jeff Green is The Man

    Also, Bennet Ring is the EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. Astonishing.

    Wow. I'm not sure there was a reason to be that harsh, but that was definitely interesting to read.

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    #27  Edited By WickedCestus

    Man, what if Starcraft was an FPS?

    I'd be so much more immersed, man.

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    #28  Edited By Simplexity

    How has this guy not been nominated for a Pulitzer yet?

    Truly remarkable journalism, you know the type who isn't afraid to ask these daring questions that everyone thinks but don't dare to say.

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    #29  Edited By AyKay_47

    HA

    I wish I could get paid to say stupid shit.

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    #30  Edited By Seedofpower

    Lol gamespy.

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    #31  Edited By easthill

    Wow, the whole article was redundant. Propose a first person view in the first half, then dismiss it in the second half.

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    #32  Edited By RsistncE

    I agree.

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    #33  Edited By niamahai

    medieval weapons aren't fun to use in first-person view 
     
    now if you are talking about a Diablo game with DMC combat..

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    #34  Edited By Tennmuerti

    Before I clicked the article link my only thought was that this is some kind of parody and social commentary on how everyone is mutilating old franchices into first person these days. Because no one can be that retarded can they?

    Then I had a look at the article, and realised the dude was just trolling for hits.

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    #36  Edited By NekuCTR

    Games. This guy needs some learning on them.

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    #37  Edited By asurastrike

    So, how many of you actually read the article?

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    #38  Edited By ikwal

    God damned it, I clicked the link before thinking! Should have known it was just trolling for hits. It's people like me who's ruining gaming "journalism", I'm so dissappointed with myself.

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    #39  Edited By Ghostin
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    I read it, all of it.  I just couldn't believe how little he thinks of his readers.
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    #41  Edited By Ravenlight

    Yeah, and maybe Warcraft should be a cel-shaded, card-based, tower-defense game.

    I can keep doing this all day: Modern Warfare should be a kart racer.

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    #42  Edited By Atomicvideohead

    Do a search for "@bennettring" on twitter. The author is getting his ass handed to him.

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    #43  Edited By shirogane

    @Ravenlight said:

    Yeah, and maybe Warcraft should be a cel-shaded, card-based, tower-defense game.

    I can keep doing this all day: Modern Warfare should be a kart racer.

    Mario should be a....wait, he's already got everything covered.

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    #44  Edited By Ravenlight

    @Shirogane said:

    @Ravenlight said:

    Yeah, and maybe Warcraft should be a cel-shaded, card-based, tower-defense game.

    I can keep doing this all day: Modern Warfare should be a kart racer.

    Mario should be a....wait, he's already got everything covered.

    I see what you did there ;)

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