Antiquated Ad(verse)ity
There once was a dev called Omega,
who worked for KT and not Sega.
They spent some time,
making DW9,
as if in response to some wager.
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So DW9 was their game,
but the result is nothing but pain.
The gameplay is shite,
and the changes quite trite,
where my enjoyment has nothing to gain.
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The combat is really quite easy,
and the DLC extra sleazy.
There’s a paid costume there,
and those who adhere,
would leave me quite pale and uneasy.
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Nice outfits I do indeed like,
but this shit can get on a bike.
Unlock free in-game,
or face mortal shame
as your arse feels the end of my pike.
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The graphics are poor and remiss,
the voice acting a barrel of piss.
There’s no motivation,
to create some relation
so the silence I really do miss.
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The world is now open and wide,
and entertainment my mind really tried.
But it’s too barren to care
what lies under the air,
so the awfulness ends up deep-fried.
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I swing around for an hour,
and enemies run, hide and cower.
Stats go up,
but my patience is stuck,
so I have more fun in the shower.
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For sure there is no frustration,
but my motives they lack inclination.
You can fight for a while,
extend graves by a mile,
and witness the birth of a nation.
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But the experience is not worth the hate,
even while I may get so irate.
There’s fun to be had,
but the game is quite sad,
as it didn’t have to have such a fate.
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So try something else and relax,
and ignore these incompetent hacks.
it’s a criminal game,
its aspirations inane
and these are the terrible facts.
