This is the dumbest reaction to DmC yet.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/get-ninja-theorys-dmc-devil-may-cry-pulled-shelves/4sd9LD6P

I don't even... Words...

I understand people not digging new Dante, that's fine - I'm OK with new Dante, I was always quietly confident that Ninja Theory would pull it out of the bag, but I also get that some people wanted a Devil May Cry 5. But this?

I'm almost positive this isn't a serious petition.

Fuck it. This is so ridiculous I want it to get 100k signatures just so the Whitehouse has to respond.

the government should just pull that website down, it's a stupid, stupid, stupid idea and just a waste of everyone's time

Good lord man, you're gullible.

We, as consumers did not want nor need this reboot and we believe it violates our rights to have a choice between the original's or the reboot. This game is violating our rights as a consumer and we believe it should be pulled off shelves from game stores due to it's insulting nature and the fact that it violates our rights.

If that isn't a blatantly obvious troll, I don't know what is. I'll bet you were in the camp that thought that I cancelled my subscription over Brad's DmC review as well.

With those eight signatures they are almost there.

Obviously a joke, but I laughed because a lot of the noise kicked up about DmC is really dumb.

@Itwastuesday said:

the government should just pull that website down, it's a stupid, stupid, stupid idea and just a waste of everyone's time

No it isn't. People are stupid. But the idea is not.

@Demoskinos said:

Fuck it. This is so ridiculous I want it to get 100k signatures just so the Whitehouse has to respond.

It all leads to video games no longer being protected under the 1st amendment, just so they can take DmC with it THANKS NINJA THEORY!

huh....

I'm just surprised that no one at Ninja Theory have been killed yet . -_-

BAN INNOVATION! MAKE THE SAME GAMES OVER AND OVER! VIVA LA NINTENDO! sorry about that.

How stupid do you have to be to not realize that it's a joke?

Wow.

@scalpel said:

How stupid do you have to be to not realize that it's a joke?

It can't be a joke. Jokes are funny.

Signature number 11 is Jeff:

"J. G.

Petaluma, CA

January 21, 2013

Signature # 11"

Are you fucking kidding me? Even If it a joke, that website is there to serve a purpose. Not a platform for a dumb joke.

@Dagbiker said:

@Itwastuesday said:

the government should just pull that website down, it's a stupid, stupid, stupid idea and just a waste of everyone's time

No it isn't. People are stupid. But the idea is not.

I submit the fact that they actually responded to the Death Star petition as evidence that this is, in fact, a waste of everyone's time.

I'm pretty scared of that 11 crowd majority.

Dude can't even get basic grammar rules right "past few month's."

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Just wondering about this website, has anything good come of it? Any ideas presented for the president that he has seriously listened to? All I've seen are Death Star Plans, secession, and now this.

@Dagbiker said:

@Itwastuesday said:

the government should just pull that website down, it's a stupid, stupid, stupid idea and just a waste of everyone's time

No it isn't. People are stupid. But the idea is not.

I submit the fact that they actually responded to the Death Star petition as evidence that this is, in fact, a waste of everyone's time.

Guys, this is a joke. People have been posting these lame petitions for a while now.

@Istealdreams said:

Signature number 11 is Jeff:

"J. G.

Petaluma, CA

January 21, 2013

Signature # 11"

Goddamn it I hope so

GAY LIBERAL AGENDA.

Alright...

If this is serious, fuck that guy.

If this is a joke, all of the fucks that guy. Seriously, gamers have a hard enough time being taken seriously without us having to explain this shit.

If the people signing the petition are being sincere. Fuck them.

If the people signing the petition are doing it for the lulz. Don't encourage stupidity. It's not worth it.

Heavenly sword was trash. Utterly. It barely played at 20fps. But enslaved and DMC are pretty good games actually. They started getting everything together, and making some good material. DMC isn't as good as the original ps2 devil may cry, but its certainly better than any 3 of the sequals.

I stopped reading at Dear Mr.Obama.

@Cheesebob said:

@Istealdreams said:

Signature number 11 is Jeff:

"J. G.

Petaluma, CA

January 21, 2013

Signature # 11"

Goddamn it I hope so

I have it on good authority that Mr. W. R. from Petaluma, CA (Signature 10 on the petition) put Jeff on there too. It's not actually Jeff.

@jedge: Or Best Reaction yet? Think about it.

Ha.

Oh you crazy foreigners and your whackado systems.

This is pretty much the best argument against democracy you could possibly make.

@Canteu said:

Oh you crazy foreigners and your whackado systems.

You do realize we have a pretty similar system here in the UK, don't you?

The last two words are a nice touch.

@Itwastuesday said:

@Dagbiker said:

@Itwastuesday said:

the government should just pull that website down, it's a stupid, stupid, stupid idea and just a waste of everyone's time

No it isn't. People are stupid. But the idea is not.

I submit the fact that they actually responded to the Death Star petition as evidence that this is, in fact, a waste of everyone's time.

thats the purpose of the website, so that if you get enough signatures they are required to respond, if enough peolpe want a death star then government must respond

I bet it is real. It would not surprise me one bit. I have huge issues with the game, but some of the hate is very misguided and make every one looks stupid.

I will say that, having read a lot of the petitions, this isn't even the dumbest thing on that site.

@MattyFTM: Of course I don't! I'm ignorant to any and all evidence!

Please stop this, it is only going to help the arguments made by the NRA and all those others claiming video games make you stupid (and a murder).

@Demoskinos: I think there was also a petition to have the Massachusetts U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz demoted for prosecutorial misconduct in Aaron Swarz's case, which made a lot of sense to me.

Please stop this, it is only going to help the arguments made by the NRA and all those others claiming video games make you stupid (and a murder).

No more online petitions, for fuck's sake. If you want to make a change, go outside and petition in the streets like a real man.

@DonutFever said:

@DarthOrange said:

Please stop this, it is only going to help the arguments made by the NRA and all those others claiming video games make you stupid (and a murder).

Of crows?

Fuck me my bad. The murder of crows is BioShock Infinite.

It's like the writer has no grasp on how government works. Or grammar. "Month's."

Okay, I understand that there are a lot of gamers who are really upset over this reboot of the Devil May Cry franchise, but this is the most ridiculous thing I have read in years.

I really hope this is a joke, and it won't be taken seriously by anyone, including President Obama.

I'm totally signing that just out of thanks for having me laugh so hard. This is seriously some Impractical Jokers level of nonsense.

100000 STRONG against this OBAMANATION DmCNATION.