#1 Posted by Nocall (340 posts) -

...in China!





And it has fat chained prison guys, demons, and the zerg! Wowza!

(Note: I did not make this--this is a "legitimate" advertisement that came up on a program I use to watch Chinese television. I just thought you guys would enjoy.)
#2 Posted by jkuc316 (981 posts) -

WTF?! Is CS turning to L4D?

#3 Posted by Marz (5608 posts) -

...

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (34619 posts) -

Isn't it already online? Or does everybody just play through a complex series of LAN parties?

#5 Posted by Ghost249 (250 posts) -

Wait wha?

#6 Posted by iam3green (14388 posts) -

wow so what is this? it looks like counter strike and godzilla come together.

#7 Posted by Nocall (340 posts) -

Same picture, I just put in the English translation:


#8 Posted by amomjc (977 posts) -

Good lord...

#9 Posted by Cupids_Hitman (164 posts) -

Wait, wtf is this?

#10 Posted by EveretteScott (1328 posts) -

Do want?

#11 Posted by Dragon_Fire (358 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:
" Isn't it already online? Or does everybody just play through a complex series of LAN parties? "
Bahah!
No everyone is just playing against very smart & vocal bots.
#12 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1667 posts) -

Boo this man

#13 Posted by Afroman269 (7388 posts) -

haha, anti-terrorist heroes

#14 Posted by Delta_Ass (3231 posts) -

I wonder if there'll be a Goose Man...

#15 Posted by bongoboy (105 posts) -

What just happened? I'm scared.

#16 Posted by CitizenJP (983 posts) -

Sure why not. ;)

#17 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5236 posts) -

So they replaced the terrorists with monsters. That could be cool.

You know Hell Version is the best version.

Online
#18 Posted by ReyGitano (2465 posts) -

I love that they straight up have a hydralisk.

#19 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out what should be changed in a CS sequel.

I hate myself for not thinking of this. Goodbye cruel world.

#20 Posted by Enigma777 (6047 posts) -

Nothing in  this world surprises me after witnessing the glory of Dong Dong Never Die.

#21 Posted by Vexxan (4598 posts) -

I've seen a lot of Counter Strike in my life and that's no Counter Strike.



ANTI-TERRORIST HEROOOOOOES!
#22 Posted by IamTom (38 posts) -

I don't even.

#23 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

Isn't CS Online that older Japanese Arcade game which has internet capabilities?  There was a Half Life 2 version as well.

#24 Posted by Willin (1269 posts) -

Valve, what the fuck are you doing?

#25 Posted by patrick (556 posts) -
@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" Valve, what the fuck are you doing? "
Like with CS: Neo or the arcade HL2, they're just licensing it out for others to develop. They've got bigger fish to fry.
#26 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

O awesome the online version is finally coming out ive been having to play css lan forever! Fuck valve come on put online in your games >_>

#27 Posted by JoeyRavn (4887 posts) -
@patrick said:

" @Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:

" Valve, what the fuck are you doing? "
Like with CS: Neo or the arcade HL2, they're just licensing it out for others to develop. They've got bigger fish to fry. "
They have to licence their franchises to make time for the development of Episode 3. I guess this is a strong and reliable proof that they are working on an imminent release.

/reassurance
#28 Posted by JoeMarsden (300 posts) -

It'll just be the same Counter-Strike: Online that Korea have had for years. CS with micro-transactions, zombie game modes, and the old maps that nobody cares about anymore like a snowy DE map with a crashed 747 in it. Keep wanting to call it Tundra, but that's an AS map. Anyway, nothing new here, really.

#29 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6077 posts) -

When this game is released the world as we know it is gonna end.

#30 Posted by MysteriousBob (6273 posts) -
@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" Valve, what the fuck are you doing? "
... you really think they're the ones making this?
#31 Posted by Willin (1269 posts) -
@MysteriousBob said:
" @Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" Valve, what the fuck are you doing? "
... you really think they're the ones making this? "
Someone at Valve gave the OK for this to happen, this hybrid of Counter-Strike and Painkiller.
#32 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@JoeMarsden de_747? oh wait no, that was a custom map. FUCK! should know that.

Meanwhile, time to jump on MSN for the first time in 7 years, get the old clan together, and awp the balls off some Zerg!
#33 Posted by JJOR64 (18784 posts) -

Looks awesome.

#34 Edited by sungahymn (981 posts) -

...Christ.

#35 Posted by niamahai (1402 posts) -

first "Dong Dong must Die", now THIS!?


Seriously, China is starting to become a powerhouse in the video game industry.
#36 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
@niamahai said:
" first "Dong Dong must Die", now THIS!?

Seriously, China is starting to become a powerhouse in the video game industry.
"
Umm dude,  China already IS a powerhouse in the video games industry.  Also, so is South Korea and its industry is worth more than the US's and it's a much smaller country.
#37 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

Looks better than normal Counter Strike. 

#38 Posted by Nocall (340 posts) -
@Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" @MysteriousBob said:
" @Lights_Up_The_Shaft said:
" Valve, what the fuck are you doing? "
... you really think they're the ones making this? "
Someone at Valve gave the OK for this to happen, this hybrid of Counter-Strike and Painkiller. "
I doubt it--China has a penchant for doing whatever the fuck they want, license or not. Honestly, I doubt its a real game. Clicking on those advertisements is typically one of the fastest ways of infecting your computer with tons of viruses and malware.

...but maybe that's the game?
#39 Posted by KarateLincoln (54 posts) -

Counter Strike Online has actually been out for a while in asian nations