I consider myself a huge Metal Gear Solid fan, but man, MGS4 is a huge fuckin' mess. It's great when it actually lets you play, but half of the time you're just sitting there watching some of the most trite, convoluted, hamfisted story delivered in incredibly stilted gobbledygook.
And I thought MGS2 was a masterpiece!
Fuck Johnny and his entire romance angle with Meryl
Fuck Naomi and Otacon wailing over her like a bitch
Fuck THE WAR ECONOMY and PROXY WARS and NANOMACHINES hour-long dialogue
Fuck Big Boss actually being alive and then dying and then speechifying for 15 fuckin' minutes before actually dying
Fuck the whole Ocelot convincing himself to be Liquid angle
Fuck not having the balls to actually have Snake go out like the tragic hero he was supposed to be
There should have been more actively affecting the dynamic battlefields while sneaking, more Raiden destroying Metal Gears, more Liquid Ocelot being a glorious bastard, more B&B encounters, more controlling REX, more Metal Gear fights, and more insane climactic old-man fist fights. The microwave hall was also amazing, but it was fine having just one of those!
If only MGS4 focused on being more of a goddamn video game, it would probably be in my top 5 games of all time. All the cringe-inducing stupidity sunk it for me that it's not even in my top 20 all time list.
This post of mine ties everything I love and hate about that game - http://kambyero.com/2013/07/29/was-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots-worth-the-wait/
Portal 2 was a much better Portal which was a great game (although the sequel isn't as charming), so that easily gets my vote.
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