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#1  Edited By TheDrifter

I like pine-apples

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#2  Edited By The_REAL_Sha

I like cheese

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#3  Edited By fr0br0

I like boobs.

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#4  Edited By Shawn

I like threads with Official in them because it gives them more authoritative power over all other normal threads.

..Turns me on

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#5  Edited By The_REAL_Sha

I like supergirl

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#6  Edited By TheDrifter
The_REAL_Sha said:
"I like cheese"
I like that I know you from somewhere...
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#7  Edited By TheDrifter
Shawn said:
"I like threads with Official in them because it gives them more authoritative power over all other normal threads.

..Turns me on"
I like your kinkyness
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#8  Edited By The_REAL_Sha
TheDrifter said:
"The_REAL_Sha said:
"I like cheese"
I like that I know you from somewhere..."
no you dont... I'm just a figment of your imagination waves arms around
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#9  Edited By TheDrifter
The_REAL_Sha said:
"TheDrifter said:
"The_REAL_Sha said:
"I like cheese"
I like that I know you from somewhere..."
no you dont... I'm just a figment of your imagination waves arms around"
OH CHRIST!!!!!!!

IMAGINARY SHA!!

GTFO OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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#10  Edited By The_REAL_Sha
TheDrifter said:
"OH CHRIST!!!!!!!

IMAGINARY SHA!!

GTFO OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
MUAHAHAHHAA NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE WRATH OF A NINJAN! NOT EVEN ON HERE! XD
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#11  Edited By PureRok

Shouldn't this be in Off-Topic?

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#12  Edited By The_REAL_Sha

Its Drifters fault....

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#13  Edited By DualReaver

“I can make you beg,” he told her in a tone that was almost a croon. “I can make you writhe and scream and beg to find the release that you crave.” He bent to kiss the curve of one breast lightly. “Let me wrap you in pleasure and fire, little one. Remind me how my name sounds when it comes from your lips when you’re screaming in pleasure.”
Kaoru was finding it hard to breathe. Between his tongue and clever fingers that knew exactly what they were doing as he happily sucked and licked she was slowly burning up from the inside out. When he finally stripped off his own clothing and moved to cover her body with his, she reached for him, wrapping her body around his. Lights flickered behind her eyes, as colorful as the mage lights that decorated the palace and she was lost.

When they could both breath again, Kenshin finally pushed himself up and brushed away her sweaty hair. “I mean it,” he told her softly. “You were never a replacement. Tomoe was never my wife, Kaoru.” He sighed. “We have a magical bond… you didn’t take that away from Tomoe. It was given only to you and I never intended…” He took another deep breath and slowly lowered his shield.

He hungrily reached for her emotions and let them mingle and mix with his. Kaoru’s eyes were suddenly huge in her face and her lips parted in surprise as he explored her from the inside out. She gave a shuddering little gasp and he closed his eyes as he felt her own soul brush against his. Lowering his face into her neck, he absorbed the sensations, rode them out and accepted her touch. Touching like this was a form of sex, and he shuddered as she tightened her legs around him and dug her nails into his shoulders
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#14  Edited By Shawn
PureRok said:
"Shouldn't this be in Off-Topic?"
No, it should be in here
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#15  Edited By TheDrifter
The_REAL_Sha said:
"Its Drifters fault....

"
Always blaming me...
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#16  Edited By The_REAL_Sha
TheDrifter said:
"The_REAL_Sha said:
"Its Drifters fault....

"
Always blaming me..."
but of course, its not my fault ^^
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#17  Edited By Shayla19

DRIFTER!!!!!^^

O_O everyone is being mean!!!!! v.v

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#18  Edited By DualReaver
Vaxadrin sneaks up behind gently rubs his quietly whispers

Vaxadrin
strokes Black Rose'

Vaxadrin
meets Black Rose's lips

Vaxadrin
and Black rose escalate

Vaxadrin
and Black Rose lock lips

Vaxadrin
ignores DualReaver

Vaxadrin
climbs onto all

Vaxadrin
gets thrown out

Vaxadrin
has his corpse violently has Life Regen lv4

Vaxadrin
is told by Brukaoru,

Vaxadrin
runs back inside

Vaxadrin
then smears the lights the feces

Vaxadrin
masturbates to the

Vaxadrin
turns to DualReaver,

Vaxadrin
blinds DualReaver puts on his hat
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#19  Edited By Shawn

Sensual genius, Dual.

Sensual.

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#20  Edited By mike

Threads just for the sake of spamming nonsense are not only discouraged, they're disallowed.  So, this is the official lock of the official randomness thread.