The 12 Days of Giant Bomb

Lets make a song replacing the twelve days of Christmas with Giant Bomb themed ideas.....GO! (Don't quote on your replies it will take up a lot of space) Thank you Video Game King
 
 
 
          

"its real velour......."

On the first day of giantbombmas Vinny gave to me, a Black Frost with Bufu?

This could be a good QOTW.

 On the second day of Christmas,
giantbomb sent to me
Two quicklooks,
And a drunken video with Capcom.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
 Giantbomb sent to me, 
 A 'FUCK YOU BITCH WHATS WITH ALL THIS FREE SHIT'
 and a RPG-7 with a Christmas tree.

Mine's better:
 
On the 12th day of Christmas, a duder gave to me:
 
Twelve Robot Commies
Eleven deers a luchan'
Ten Kings a bloggin'
Nine Daves a listin'
Eight Jeffs a boobin'
Seven Endurance Runnin's
Six Ryans TANGing
Five golden stars
Four dying Brads
Three Quick Looks
Two Giant Bombs
And a Monday starring Vinny.

i love where this is going 

If only this was a QOTW, that would have been awesome. 

" @Video_Game_King: Well played sir. Those lyrics actually work in tune too. "

On the fourth day of Christmas, a duder gave to me: Four luchadeers

Looks like I win.

" "its real velour......." "

'Tis the reason for the season?

" Mine's better:    

 On the 12th day of Christmas, a duder gave to me:     

 Twelve Robot Commies  

 Eleven deers a luchan'  

 Ten Kings a bloggin'   

 Nine Daves a listin  

 'Eight Jeffs a boobin'  

 Seven Endurance Runnin's   

 Six Ryans TANGing   

 Five golden stars   

 Four dying Brads  

 Three Quick Looks  

 Two Giant Bombs  

 And a Monday starring Vinny. "

I love this thread and VGK. :D 
Nice though. Well done!