UPF Giveaway for Premium members - 2/1/2019

Ruff

Kingdom Hearts games are intelligently designed and have very natural sounding dialogue and well-paced cutscenes.

Why did the puppy cross the road?

No, seriously, that was dangerous. Puppies should stay in the yard.

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I want the Gwynt set, even if it does have Ben’s teeth marks

I need a Gwent-set that Ben has chewed on. For.. reasons.

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits,

Chinese food makes me sick and I think it's fly

When girls stop by for the summer

For the summer.

Gwent? More like dent.. al. Because of the tooth marks.

Buttholes

Awww should donate the mask to Griffin at least.

Dogs

I'm going to win!!!

Why are the jokes so bad on Alexa? And why do I keep asking for them?

Interesting.

The Law Son

Life is ruff! thank you and goodnight *bow*

Winds howling.

@rorie, you know this is a good idea.

Here's a joke for your time: What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark!

Please give me Gwent cards so I can bore my partner to death with more Witcher lore.

hip hip

I liked gwent when I played it in the Witcher 3 but never tried the proper CCG. Maybe if I had the physical set I would bring myself to try the CCG...

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STUFF

Did you know that Spock has three ears? The right ear, the left ear, and the final front ear.

I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

I need that Jason mask

yep

I wouldn't mind that Gwent deck

I very much enjoy this show and these giveaways.

Hi everybody, tonight at Baron's Comedy Club, we have Witcher 3 opening for Gwent. It's gonna be a good night!

My friends' apartment put a big fern in the elevator.

I told them if they get to know it well, they might become best fronds.

A racist, a spy, and a sexual predator walk into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. Trump?"

... zing...

Sadly I am no great joke teller, unless you consider the fact that I still enter contests yet have never won one to be a joke.

Please have Jason sign it for me in Ben's blood.

What’s this all about?

Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes' diverse set of skills as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting.

To which Sherlock replied, "Why, that's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Moar doggys plz!

Goo went

here

showering in the dark is a transcendent experience.

I would love the hockey mask.

I need a new sport.

I used to play water polo, until my horse drowned.

have a hi5 @rorie

Butts.

Does Ben biting the copy of Gwent add or remove value?

I hope I get the thing what was in Ben's mouth!

Power. All that power! <>

I am a banana!

Thanks Rorie for the giveaway.

i wash myself with a rag on a stick