Useful Pre-Order Bonuses

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#1  Edited By hatking

I was just looking at some pre-order bonuses for games that are coming out and started thinking back at the stuff I've got from pre-ordering a game.  Not so much in-game bonuses like equipment or outfits for your character, but stuff for you to use that comes with the game.  I realize the only pre-order stuff that I really use are the duffel bag I got from GTAIV and the keychain it came with.  The duffel bag is pretty self explainatory, but the keychain really comes to use at work as it serves as an effective box cutter. 
 
What about you guys?  As far as pre-order bonuses go what have you found the most useful in your everyday life? 
 
EDIT:  Just realized that this stuff isn't pre-order bonuses they're limited edition bonuses.

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#2  Edited By Yummylee

Most preorder stuff I get is in-game content, and hardly any of it is all that memorable =/
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#3  Edited By xyzygy

I got a bottle opener from Fallout 3, it's a Nuka Cola bottle. It's pretty sweet.  
 
As far as in game, Blackstorm Projector. Most useful in-game bonus I've ever used.

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#4  Edited By Toxin066

I got a skullcap from Mercenaries 2 I occasionally wear.  And a shirt from Guitar Hero 2. I'm a fan of useful pre-order bonuses.

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#5  Edited By pause422

None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist.

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#6  Edited By Yummylee
@pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "

Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother?
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#7  Edited By hatking
@xyzygy said:
"I got a bottle opener from Fallout 3, it's a Nuka Cola bottle. It's pretty sweet.   As far as in game, Blackstorm Projector. Most useful in-game bonus I've ever used. "

That bottle opener sounds nice.  For Fallout I got the LE and it came with a lunch box... which is useless to me... because I'm not 12.
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#8  Edited By HaltIamReptar
@Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around.
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#9  Edited By dbz1995
@HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
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#10  Edited By hatking

Haha... I had my terms messed up... I mean Collectors' Edition bonuses....
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#11  Edited By JeevesPleez

Uhh, I got a piece of the Berlin wall from World in Conflict, does that count?
 
Seriously though, I use that GTAIV duffel bag all the time.

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#12  Edited By RiddleBrother
@Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
no, they raped his father and killed his mother. but they did it with a sweet pair of NVG, so he's got a love/hate thing really.
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#13  Edited By Emilio

The best pre order I ever got was the 20th Anniversary thing for Castlevania Portrait of Ruin. 
That thing was pretty fucking sweet. 
CD with tons of 8bit music, a Castlevania stylus and case that carries two DS games, a little castlevania book with art, and all inside a nice box package.

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#14  Edited By CaptainObvious
@dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this?
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#15  Edited By dbz1995
@CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother?
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#16  Edited By CaptainObvious
@dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father.
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#17  Edited By natetodamax
@CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one.
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#18  Edited By ArbitraryWater
@HatKing said:
" Haha... I had my terms messed up... I mean Collectors' Edition bonuses.... "
Really, both are applicable. I personally use my Fallout 3 lunchbox quite a bit, and used my Resident Evil 5 messenger bag until I lost it.
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#19  Edited By CaptainObvious
@natetodamax said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador.
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#20  Edited By HaltIamReptar
@CaptainObvious said:
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" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
OH GOD STOP IT WITH THIS QUOTE TREE!
 
Jesus, so many notifications, so little time.
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#21  Edited By natetodamax
@CaptainObvious said:
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" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened? 
 
Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum.
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#22  Edited By Yummylee

Good lord....what have I done???
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#23  Edited By CaptainObvious
@natetodamax said:
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" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio. 
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#24  Edited By DystopiaX
@HatKing said:
" @xyzygy said:
"I got a bottle opener from Fallout 3, it's a Nuka Cola bottle. It's pretty sweet.   As far as in game, Blackstorm Projector. Most useful in-game bonus I've ever used. "
That bottle opener sounds nice.  For Fallout I got the LE and it came with a lunch box... which is useless to me... because I'm not 12. "
its cool though. I like the limited edition stuff that fits into the game world, like the record/posters for Bioshock 2 and the fallout stuff.
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#25  Edited By apathylad

I've occasionally worn some t-shirts that came with games.

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#26  Edited By The_Philosopher

I use the GTA4 lock box all the time.

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#27  Edited By natetodamax
@CaptainObvious said:
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" @CaptainObvious said:
" @natetodamax said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @dbz1995 said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident.
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#28  Edited By FartyMcNarly
@natetodamax said:
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" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
I'm not adding anything to the conversation, I just enjoy being overt about being a dick.
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#29  Edited By CaptainObvious
@natetodamax said:
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" @CaptainObvious said:
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" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
Don't worry, she just lost her brain. Anyways, you should talk to Julio, he says that El Jugador is planning revenge on his 23rd mother and that he saw aliens yesterday.
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#30  Edited By natetodamax
@CaptainObvious said:
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" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
Don't worry, she just lost her brain. Anyways, you should talk to Julio, he says that El Jugador is planning revenge on his 23rd mother and that he saw aliens yesterday. "
I was actually taking a shipment of busted up modems and routers to Julio in a few hours, I'll be sure to bring it up. I don't recall what his 23rd mother did, wasn't it something involving an oak tree branch and a golf cart?
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#31  Edited By CaptainObvious
@natetodamax said:
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" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
Don't worry, she just lost her brain. Anyways, you should talk to Julio, he says that El Jugador is planning revenge on his 23rd mother and that he saw aliens yesterday. "
I was actually taking a shipment of busted up modems and routers to Julio in a few hours, I'll be sure to bring it up. I don't recall what his 23rd mother did, wasn't it something involving an oak tree branch and a golf cart? "
That's strange, I thought he wanted some busted toasters and a pack of those new gummy bears "orgamisigatics". As I recall, his 23rd mother, El Vandora, busted his crack empire with a golf club. I'd be pretty pissed too.
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#32  Edited By natetodamax
@CaptainObvious said:
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" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
Don't worry, she just lost her brain. Anyways, you should talk to Julio, he says that El Jugador is planning revenge on his 23rd mother and that he saw aliens yesterday. "
I was actually taking a shipment of busted up modems and routers to Julio in a few hours, I'll be sure to bring it up. I don't recall what his 23rd mother did, wasn't it something involving an oak tree branch and a golf cart? "
That's strange, I thought he wanted some busted toasters and a pack of those new gummy bears "orgamisigatics". As I recall, his 23rd mother, El Vandora, busted his crack empire with a golf club. I'd be pretty pissed too. "
Yeah yeah, I think I was there when it happened. Not a very good sight at all. 
 
Also, I gave him some busted toasters last time I was there, but I was unable to find any Gummy Bear Orgamisigatics. He needs some routers and modems this time so he can finish the monster truck he's building. I think he's insane, but the pay is good.
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#33  Edited By CaptainObvious
@natetodamax said:
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" @HaltIamReptar said:
" @Abyssfull said:
" @pause422 said:
"None, preorder bonuses are completely fucking stupid, and shouldn't exist. "
Did preorders kill your father and rape your mother? "
Other way around. "
Nonsense.
 
"
Does Enrica know about this? "
Isn't she his mother? "
Vinchenzo said it's just a joke and that she is only his bio father. "
No, you're thinking about Julio. Who's the guy that hangs out with Enrica? That's the one. "
No way, Enrica broke with him two days ago. Now he's hanging out with El Jugador. "
Dude, WHAT? They looked so happy together at the party last Friday. What happened?  Regardless, El Jugador has the hookups, maybe he can provide a valid answer for this conundrum. "
No way, he didn't even come back from his trip to States yet. As for Enrica and Julio, well, you WON'T believe it! Enrica's father interrupted the party just when you leaved and BAM! He shot Enrica, beacuse she was dating Julio.  "
OH GAWD, is she okay? I always knew her dad was bad news, ever since the cardboard box and tire iron incident. "
Don't worry, she just lost her brain. Anyways, you should talk to Julio, he says that El Jugador is planning revenge on his 23rd mother and that he saw aliens yesterday. "
I was actually taking a shipment of busted up modems and routers to Julio in a few hours, I'll be sure to bring it up. I don't recall what his 23rd mother did, wasn't it something involving an oak tree branch and a golf cart? "
That's strange, I thought he wanted some busted toasters and a pack of those new gummy bears "orgamisigatics". As I recall, his 23rd mother, El Vandora, busted his crack empire with a golf club. I'd be pretty pissed too. "
Yeah yeah, I think I was there when it happened. Not a very good sight at all.  Also, I gave him some busted toasters last time I was there, but I was unable to find any Gummy Bear Orgamisigatics. He needs some routers and modems this time so he can finish the monster truck he's building. I think he's insane, but the pay is good. "
Oh, yes, 1 million dollars for a single truck is definitely good. Also, his psychiatrist says that he expresses himself by building those monster trucks. Also, do you know that lovely girl called Vendigo? I just found out that she is talking like Sean Connery and that her father has shot Enrica in the head. Wait...could it mean.....THAT VENDIGO IS ENRICA'S SISTER?!?!?!? 
 
*find out the rest tomorrow, same soap channel, same soap time*
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Collectors bonus' serve no purpose to me aside from adding decoration to the video game side of my entertainment room.  I toss most art books aside (except the Bioshock 2 one).  The Bioshock LE Big Daddy figure is still pretty bad ass.