Video Games: Satan's New Tool

Someone posted this on my local Topix board warning my small community of the evil that is video games and I just had to post it here because it's kind of funny.  Here's what they say about Guitar Hero. 

Players use guitars decorated with pentagrams. God is repeatedly mocked by the devil, and in the end, the devil is the hero of the game. Women dressed as Catholic school girls are degraded.

The main character is a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians.

The game revolves around the story of God going mad and cursing the world. A witch attacks believers and players can "have sex" with her in a pagan act called "blood magic" so she can "give birth to a god." Another scenario allows player to have sex with a demon in exchange for a boy's soul.

Gotta love America...

Rage.

............................................................* turns on music* They're fucking morons. *leaves*

BLAHBLAHBLAHEYGUYSEVANGELISTSDON'TLIKEVIDEOGAMESISN'TTHATCRAZY? 
 
Is anyone surprised?

Well then i'll just say .....
 
Priests sticking their holy crosses into young boys holy behinds: SATAN ITSELF !

" Yes, it's all true. (No, it's not; I'm just saying this to be recalcitrant) "

"The Assassin's Creed part is the best though.

The main character is a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians."

What? No comments about Dante's Inferno?
 
@Bombs_Away: Now I just have to learn how to pronounce that bad boy.
 
EDIT: Well, I'll be... I was right!

" @Bombs_Away: well try this word DEFENESTRATION "

I was an upstanding christian family man before i played videogames. 
 
now i'm the leader of al-quida and sterile.

I AGREE

" I AGREE "

" @CptChiken: Its spelled psyched btw =P sorry, couldnt help myself. Anyway, ya this is no surprise. Some hardcore religions dont like video games. They probably never will. I dont personally care, they can believe what they want, what sucks is when they misguide others or bash you with their opinoins and beliefs. I say live and let live. Its a shame their god apparently doesnt allow them to believe this. "

*turns on kill em all album*
"there not real there not real there not real"
 those are the kind of people who ruin anything for everybody.

" I AGREE "

Wait, he's complaining about demons saying bad things about christianity AND killing demons? You'd think he'd love Dante's Inferno.

IT IS TIME TO BRING THE HATE. 
 
These people still don't realise that driking a lot of coffe and being stressed over videogames will never change anything?

" *turns on kill em all album*    "there not real there not real there not real"  those are the kind of people who ruin anything for everybody. "

I don't know about you guys but i would totally knock boot with a demon.