Waiting for my pizza

Hey guys so I just got home and now I am waiting for my pizza to arrive. Dominos are doing a deal for £9.99 for any size pizza, so I got that with some dips and some garlic pizza bread. While I wait, entertain me, bitches.

Also I think my friend's girlfriend is super fucking hot so help me steal her from him.

I refuse to entertain you forever. I think it'd be easier to tell you that I ate the pizza myself.

you never mentioned the type of pizza

If you want advice on stealing your friends GF, don't order a pizza for yourself along with dips and garlic pizza bread. Not to forget that Dominos is awful, considering you are somewhere in Europe it is probably your only option.

get a million bucks

Need pics of friend's gf like... now.

Don't steal your friend's girlfriend. If you have any sort of conscience you will regret it. Get your own. Not eating a whole pizza by yourself might be a good place to start.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

get a million bucks

No, the proper response is get million bucks.

@Laketown said:

you never mentioned the type of pizza

New Yorker. Fapfapfap.

Easy, strip naked right in front of her. She'll be so enthralled by your masculinity that you will have effectively stolen her from him. Your friend won't be able to do anything about it, because he's not as majestic as you. Thus, you win.

Domino's is not real pizza.

Easy, strip naked right in front of her. She'll be so enthralled by your masculinity that you will have effectively stolen her from him. Your friend won't be able to do anything about it, because he's not as majestic as you. Thus, you win.

@Ragdrazi said:

@RaikohBlade said:

Easy, strip naked right in front of her. She'll be so enthralled by your masculinity that you will have effectively stolen her from him. Your friend won't be able to do anything about it, because he's not as majestic as you. Thus, you win.

Again with the majestic masculinity.

In my case, he is correct. I am majestically masculine. Now get me a fucking cigarette.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

get a million bucks

No, the proper response is get million bucks.

I miss living at a location where you can pick up a phone and have a pizza at your door in 20-30 minuets. I also miss being able to afford to do such things.

I miss living at a location where you can pick up a phone and have a pizza at your door in 20-30 minuets. I also miss being able to afford to do such things.

@crusader8463 said:

I miss living at a location where you can pick up a phone and have a pizza at your door in 20-30 minuets. I also miss being able to afford to do such things.

damn dude.Where do you live? 

I bet he cums on your pizza.

Then rubs it in there real deep. Deep in the crust.

Hey guys so I just got home and now I am waiting for my pizza to arrive. Dominos are doing a deal for £9.99 for any size pizza, so I got that with some dips and some garlic pizza bread. While I wait, entertain me, bitches.

Also I think my friend's girlfriend is super fucking hot so help me steal her from him.

I learned there was a chinese place that delivers near my house recently, so fuck pizza, eggrolls are much better.

@GunslingerPanda said:

Hey guys so I just got home and now I am waiting for my pizza to arrive. Dominos are doing a deal for £9.99 for any size pizza, so I got that with some dips and some garlic pizza bread. While I wait, entertain me, bitches.

Also I think my friend's girlfriend is super fucking hot so help me steal her from him.

alright.  Step 1: stop eating pizza.  Seriously.

@PeasantAbuse said:

@tourgen said:

@GunslingerPanda said:

Hey guys so I just got home and now I am waiting for my pizza to arrive. Dominos are doing a deal for £9.99 for any size pizza, so I got that with some dips and some garlic pizza bread. While I wait, entertain me, bitches.

Also I think my friend's girlfriend is super fucking hot so help me steal her from him.

alright. Step 1: stop eating pizza. Seriously.

Girls don't like pizza? Weird.

Sure but if she walks in and see that it's Dominos she's gonna turn right around and walk back out the door

@Stonyman65 said:

Domino's is not real pizza.

It is if you want it reliably delivered to your door.

I bet he cums on your pizza.

Then rubs it in there real deep. Deep in the crust.

@Tsoglani said:

@EuanDewar said:

I bet he cums on your pizza.

Then rubs it in there real deep. Deep in the crust.

Wow! That is sick. Cum-sauce in the dips!

I love how you proclaimed my joke to be sick and then added to it.

You're one of the good ones.

wasted $17 on dominos...FUCK

You eat Domino's?
 
No wonder she isn't dating you.

@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

@Stonyman65 said:

Domino's is not real pizza.

It is if you want it reliably delivered to your door.

I can get any number of smaller, non-chain ass good pizza places to deliver stuff to me, as reliably and quickly as Dominos, and I won't fucking hate what I get either.

I just emailed you a pic of my penis OP.

Man, your like school on Saturday! Classes!

Have your friend's super hot girlfriend entertain you.

Surely the OP has his pizza now... we need an update. Or else this thread will cease to have a purpose and perish!

@RobertOrri said:

Surely the OP has his pizza now... we need an update. Or else this thread will cease to have a purpose and perish!

I wouldn't be too sure. The last time I ordered Domino's, my pizza wasn't delivered for four hours because apparently every single person working there was an idiot. I should note the last time I ordered Domino's was roughly 2003.

I feel like I'm the only one who has the need to point out that stealing your best buddy's girlfriend is not a very decent thing to do. 
 
BUT 
 
I also don't fucking care at the moment. 
 
If you want to entertain yourself while you wait for pizza, you could always go watch a porno or something. Just make sure you remember to wash your hands before you eat. 
 
Or you could just, you know, pick out whatever movie you plan on watching while you eat pizza. 

Easy, strip naked right in front of her. She'll be so enthralled by your masculinity that you will have effectively stolen her from him. Your friend won't be able to do anything about it, because he's not as majestic as you. Thus, you win.

Domino's ... fucking gross.

@DystopiaX said:

@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

@Stonyman65 said:

Domino's is not real pizza.

It is if you want it reliably delivered to your door.

I can get any number of smaller, non-chain ass good pizza places to deliver stuff to me, as reliably and quickly as Dominos, and I won't fucking hate what I get either.

Congratulations?

Has the pizza arrived? I need to know.

@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

@DystopiaX said:

@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

@Stonyman65 said:

Domino's is not real pizza.

It is if you want it reliably delivered to your door.

I can get any number of smaller, non-chain ass good pizza places to deliver stuff to me, as reliably and quickly as Dominos, and I won't fucking hate what I get either.

Congratulations?

Just saying that Dominos should be no man's only resort for delivered pizza.

I dunno what the hate is for Dominos. There fucking expensive and if you order from a local place instead of from them you can get a bigger pizza for cheaper but it doesn't taste as good. 
 
Maybe there just shitty in America?
 
edit: Or maybe I've got shitty taste buds..tis possible.

I hope you aren't serious, and you definitely aren't a mature human being if you wan't to have a woman simply for physical appearance. 
 
I pray to god you aren't in your twenties and still have that kind of mindset. 
 
Maybe you should stop eating whole pizzas and she would be attracted to you, obese BRO.

@Winger said:

I hope you aren't serious, and you definitely aren't a mature human being if you wan't to have a woman simply for physical appearance. I pray to god you aren't in your twenties and still have that kind of mindset. Maybe you should stop eating whole pizzas and she would be attracted to you, obese BRO.

Can't tell if you're trolling or if you're some preteen pretending to be older and wiser.

Is it really weird to eat a whole pizza on your own? I do it. I'm not obese either. My mind is being blown by this topic so many things i didn't know.

Some Domino's haters up in hyah. :(  

Domino's is disgusting. same with Pizza hut and all the other chains.. Also

@Aronman789 said:

I learned there was a chinese place that delivers near my house recently, so fuck pizza, eggrolls are much better.

^ Im with him..

First of, since when is one pizza considered a lot of food? It equates to a meal. One slice is just like a sandwich. Second, bros before hoes. Thirdly, I live in a city in Europe and I can get whatever I want delivered here (Italian, Chinese, chicken wings, ribs, salads, whatever), from the big chains or hundreds of tiny businesses that are cheaper (and often better), however, I can waste as much money as I want on the big corporate restaurants if I feel like it, and so can OP.

Peace.

Now I feel sick :S

And my butt's bleeding.