with my wife and I want to play dark souls

I'm with my wife right now ... ya know ... with my wife ... or about to be ... and I can't stop thinking about dark souls. Don't get me wrong, she's beautiful, but damn, this is a great game. I keep thinking ... boobies ... I mean ... I can do it ... just one more chance.

What?

That's sad and weird.

Just don't play it with your wife around.

Play the game on-top of her. 
She will appreciate that.

Your wife lets you post on Giantbomb when your screwing her? You need to look down and make sure that buzzing sound is her moaning and not a vibrator because obviously she can't feel it.

Oh, and you'll divorce in a couple of years.

@SeriouslyNow said:

That's sad and weird.

I HAVE FAITH IN YOU! GO WITH THE GAME! BOOBIES CAN WAIT!