Ouch! Speedy recovery.
Why even do this at all, just fucking rest
For all the shit he gets, Patrick is easily the hardest-working Bomber, alongside Jeff. It's really awesome how dedicated he is to this job.
No, the video crew is.
Yes! Good catch.
Video crew = Engineers > Jeff/Patrick
I broke my left collarbone in high school! Football. I played offensive line and our quarterback threw a nice floater for the other team. And I don't know if you know fuck all about football, but offensive linemen don't know shit for what to do in a turnover. Got completely blindsided twenty yards from the play.
Feel better. Unless things have changed in eight years, you're going to have to wear this annoying brace thing that keeps your shoulders pulled back. No more jogging for you, Pat.
So he breaks his collarbone, still does Worth Reading, and people still complain. Jesus Christ. Patrick can't win.
To be fair, the one complaint in the article is because of Patrick's well-being, not because he sucks.
Anyway Patrick. Get well soon. As much as I sometimes disagree with your ways, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.