Would you sleep with Ryan ?

I don't mean it in a sexual way, I mean it quite literally. For some reason the whole idea of Ryan in pijamas cracking jokes before turning off the lights and his magic bear aura lulling you to sleep seems very comforting to me. It may be that I am still in shock after mourning the loss of my trusted plush animal and sleeping compatriot whose name I am not prepared to share, but such visions are growing strongly vivid and I was wondering if any of you share them or rather if such a chance would present itself, would you take it ?

What the fuck?

Yes.

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even if you clarify it's a non-sexual way, no no and no.
 
What's with people these days. We had a discussion on would you suck jeff's dick and now this. Fuck Giantbomb.

Seek medical attention.

Stop. Stop it.

Wow.

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I don't know what to say. I'm honestly speechless. This thread is creepy.