You can ask an all-knowing gaming guru anything. What do you ask?

While trekking through the himalayas you find an all-knowing guru playing Fallout 3. He informs you that you can ask him one question about gaming past, present, or future and he will tell you the truth.

What question would you ask?

where is the triforce in OoT?

Go ahead. Ask away.

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

@mandude said:

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

LOL, I had to think of this one too :D

I'd ask when the hell FF Versus comes out.

Go ahead. Ask away.

Is that game you are playing any good? Looks a bit buggy to me.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

Is Fallout 3 art?

He would know, after all.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

@TaliciaDragonsong:

*folds arms, nods head* Damn straight.

@Video_Game_King: You're not a cool king, nobody elected you. Divine right my left behind. Your blog about Mega Man Zero and Chester Cheeta was alright.

Anyway, I'd probably ask him the best way to solve a really challenging puzzle without looking up a walkthrough.

"Hey guru why you so dead???" then I throw him off a fuckin mountain

@c0l0nelp0c0rn1:

I never said that I was elected, nor did I claim that I inherited the throne by divine right. Given the utter lack of religious tradition in most Lunarian societies, it wouldn't make a lot of sense.

"When is Persona 5 coming out in North America?"

"Mr. Caffeine. Supwidat?"

Solve the Cosmic Cube and get the Grandmaster ending. I'll watch.

I'd ask him if video games are art.

fuck, no... I'd ask what was more powerful The Mega Drive or the SNES.

@FluxWaveZ said:

"When is Persona 5 coming out in North America?"

How does Mario's world function with constantly scrolling worlds?

Whats the deal with Echo the Dolphin?

what would the world be like if dreamcast had succeeded?

When will CoD finally die a horrible death and bring down Activision into bloody bankruptcy?

why would a gaming guru play fallout 3? surely he'd want to play a good game.

What's that behind you? *sneak attack, steal all possessions*

Half-Life 2: Episode 3... WHEN?

"Guru, what are the names of everyone who has ever played Rapelay? I'm compiling a list for the FBI. And if they don't do nothing I'll take matters into my own hands."

Coincidentally this is also the concept of a screenplay I'm working on.

@Video_Game_King said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Video_Game_King said:

Go ahead. Ask away.

There can be only one.

Is this a challenge?

Will Titan actually change the MMO market as WoW did, or is it too much pressure for Blizzard to take that on?

Are games art?

Hopefully the game guru knows about business too. I would ask why game companies seem to have no market awareness. And if they do have market awareness where are the fruits from that.

Why are you so sad?

I'd ask him to explain in a detailed but comprehensive way the plot of Pathologic, seeing I'll never play that and can't find a good synopsis/summary to that.

When will FFVersus 13 coming out. Also Last Guardian.

What does Gordon sound like?

Edit:

Or when does Half Life: 3 come out?

Edit again.

Or what does Tali/Master Chief look like without their mask.

FUCK

Where does Tom nook go at night?

What's the meaning of Scooby Doo: Cyber Chase....

It's deeper than it appears, I just can't figure it out. Tell me all-knowing one.