What is up with Jeff's Roommate?

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Poll What is up with Jeff's Roommate? (955 votes)

CIA Agent 21%
Dirtbag 37%
Guy who just needs space for his stuff 28%
Doesn't actually exist 35%
Working for the FBI to nab Rick "The Ricker" Petersen 26%

I think it's somewhere between "guy who just needs space for his stuff" and "dirtbag".

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#1  Edited By bigjeffrey

He is Jeff's Snuffaluffagus.

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#2  Edited By Niceanims

CIA/FBI operative who's too lazy to rent a storage space, and it's best you forget we ever talked about this.

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#3  Edited By joshwent

May have once existed. Is now a skeleton obscured by piles of clothes and a giant Samba de Amigo box.

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Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

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@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

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#6  Edited By ilikepopcans

The best stuff is hearing about Jeff's current and past roommates

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All of the above

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His name is Robert Paulson.

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#9  Edited By ShaggE

It's Vinny in a wig and fake mustache. Who himself is just Jeff with a fake Canadian accent and a monocle.

Wait, we're talking about Jeff Daniels, right? Because if it's Jeff Gerstmann, then his roommate is Time Travelin' Jeff circa 20XX.

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#10  Edited By Thompson820

Jeff seems to have a way of picking all the weirdest, most dangerous roommates he can. I think he does it deliberately, for the thrill man, for the thrill.

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I'm imagining a Norman Bates scenario here.

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Man, I wish my roommates would move their non-operational vehicle out of our driveway.

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I miss Midnight Brown.

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#14  Edited By pyromagnestir

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

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You know Breaking Bad? It's kinda like that.

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#16  Edited By GIyn

It's actually Will Smith,

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#17  Edited By abendlaender

Has anybody besides Jeff ever seen him? Just sayin.

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He IS the Ricker!

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#19  Edited By wjb

"Is Jeff's roommate still the one who works on cruise lines?" as he asks a bunch of people who aren't Jeff.

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#20  Edited By I_Stay_Puft

Wait are we talking about Chris with the white car?

Is it that time of year again to bring this up again?

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#21  Edited By alwaysbebombing

@wrecks said:

His name is Robert Paulson.

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I think we're talking about Brendan (of "Brendan goes to college" fame) here so Dirtbag is the correct answer. I think Jeff said Chris moved out a while ago - hence the reason why there aren't any new Midnight Brown songs recently.

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And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

I have that file. Send me a PM with your email and I'll send it if you can't find it online. Its the NDX from 02-07-11

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It's actually Rick Dyer. He needed a place to stay.

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I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

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I like the scenario where Jeff has totally lost it and his roommate doesn't actually exist. Everyone at GB knows this too, but they all play along so they don't damage Jeff's psyche any further.

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In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

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#29  Edited By stonyman65

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

I think that might have been Chris (with the white car)

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#30  Edited By RonGalaxy

He's an assassin

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@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

Oh man

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@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This was my exact thought. Hahahaha.

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#35  Edited By TheHT

Dirtbag undercover CIA Agent who needs a place to store his stuff while working with the FBI to catch Rick "The Ricker" Peterson but doesn't exist because he's actually The Ricker himself.

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#36  Edited By ArtisanBreads

Imaginary dirt bag who needs a place to keep his stuff.

@freakin9 said:

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

California is really expensive for one. He's probably saving a lot of money doing like he does. He has a nice car too. Not everyone needs a crazy pad, especially if your house is mainly videogame storage and a place to play video games.

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#37  Edited By MikkaQ

I voted for the top four.

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Jeff's roommate sounds a lot like my roommate.

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He's a plot device for the podcast to sell more stamps for stamps.com!

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He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

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#41  Edited By SpaceRunaway

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

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The guy who sells Jeff his weed.

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Does anyone remember the guy Lazlo from the movie Real Genius? Sort of fits the description.

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This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

Deadbolt: yes; spray tan: older place, I think; probably another roommate.

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#46  Edited By Trilogy

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This explains so much...

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#47  Edited By HerbieBug

He still lives with Jeff, I assume? Jeff has mumbled about clearing him out of the house for years now. It's been long enough they could probably claim common law marriage for the tax break. :D

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@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

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@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

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#50  Edited By Winternet

Jeff's roommate is just piece of the act. It's all an act, it's all a production set. That's not really Jeff's room. That's not really Jeff, but someone playing the role of Jeff. His real name is Magnus Svenson.

I thought we've been through this already.