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Poll: What is up with Jeff's Roommate? (923 votes)

CIA Agent 22%
Dirtbag 37%
Guy who just needs space for his stuff 29%
Doesn't actually exist 35%
Working for the FBI to nab Rick "The Ricker" Petersen 27%

I think it's somewhere between "guy who just needs space for his stuff" and "dirtbag".

#1 Edited by BigJeffrey (5163 posts) -

He is Jeff's Snuffaluffagus.

#2 Edited by Itwongo (1263 posts) -

CIA/FBI operative who's too lazy to rent a storage space, and it's best you forget we ever talked about this.

#3 Edited by joshwent (2411 posts) -

May have once existed. Is now a skeleton obscured by piles of clothes and a giant Samba de Amigo box.

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#4 Posted by erhard (456 posts) -

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

#5 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1863 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

. . . ! !

#6 Edited by ILikePopCans (782 posts) -

The best stuff is hearing about Jeff's current and past roommates

#7 Posted by Jay_Ray (1144 posts) -

All of the above

#8 Posted by wrecks (2335 posts) -

His name is Robert Paulson.

#9 Edited by ShaggE (6809 posts) -

It's Vinny in a wig and fake mustache. Who himself is just Jeff with a fake Canadian accent and a monocle.

Wait, we're talking about Jeff Daniels, right? Because if it's Jeff Gerstmann, then his roommate is Time Travelin' Jeff circa 20XX.

#10 Edited by Thompson820 (410 posts) -

Jeff seems to have a way of picking all the weirdest, most dangerous roommates he can. I think he does it deliberately, for the thrill man, for the thrill.

#11 Posted by ModernAlkemie (366 posts) -

I'm imagining a Norman Bates scenario here.

#12 Posted by MC_Hify (354 posts) -

Man, I wish my roommates would move their non-operational vehicle out of our driveway.

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#13 Posted by crithon (3462 posts) -

I miss Midnight Brown.

#14 Edited by pyromagnestir (4344 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

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#15 Posted by MaFoLu (1859 posts) -

You know Breaking Bad? It's kinda like that.

#16 Edited by GIyn (202 posts) -

It's actually Will Smith,

#17 Edited by Abendlaender (2905 posts) -

Has anybody besides Jeff ever seen him? Just sayin.

#18 Posted by Petiew (1365 posts) -

He IS the Ricker!

#19 Edited by wjb (1718 posts) -

"Is Jeff's roommate still the one who works on cruise lines?" as he asks a bunch of people who aren't Jeff.

#20 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (3942 posts) -

Wait are we talking about Chris with the white car?

Is it that time of year again to bring this up again?

#21 Edited by alwaysbebombing (1692 posts) -

@wrecks said:

His name is Robert Paulson.

#22 Posted by Stonyman65 (2904 posts) -

I think we're talking about Brendan (of "Brendan goes to college" fame) here so Dirtbag is the correct answer. I think Jeff said Chris moved out a while ago - hence the reason why there aren't any new Midnight Brown songs recently.

#23 Posted by Stonyman65 (2904 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

I have that file. Send me a PM with your email and I'll send it if you can't find it online. Its the NDX from 02-07-11

#24 Posted by Sgtpierceface (661 posts) -

It's actually Rick Dyer. He needed a place to stay.

#25 Posted by freakin9 (1173 posts) -

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

#26 Posted by Dethfish (3705 posts) -

I like the scenario where Jeff has totally lost it and his roommate doesn't actually exist. Everyone at GB knows this too, but they all play along so they don't damage Jeff's psyche any further.

#27 Posted by jimmyfenix (3753 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

#28 Posted by dudeglove (8483 posts) -

Is this the one who puts on fake tan? Does Jeff live with guidos, even though he's on the west coast?

#29 Edited by Stonyman65 (2904 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

I think that might have been Chris (with the white car)

#30 Edited by RonGalaxy (3284 posts) -

He's an assassin

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#31 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4560 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

Oh man

#32 Posted by Demoskinos (15282 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This was my exact thought. Hahahaha.

#33 Edited by AlchemistZer0 (46 posts) -
#34 Posted by JoeyRavn (4996 posts) -
#35 Edited by TheHT (11978 posts) -

Dirtbag undercover CIA Agent who needs a place to store his stuff while working with the FBI to catch Rick "The Ricker" Peterson but doesn't exist because he's actually The Ricker himself.

#36 Edited by ArtisanBreads (4061 posts) -

Imaginary dirt bag who needs a place to keep his stuff.

@freakin9 said:

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

California is really expensive for one. He's probably saving a lot of money doing like he does. He has a nice car too. Not everyone needs a crazy pad, especially if your house is mainly videogame storage and a place to play video games.

#37 Edited by MikkaQ (10346 posts) -

I voted for the top four.

#38 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1613 posts) -

Jeff's roommate sounds a lot like my roommate.

#39 Posted by Jayzilla (2579 posts) -

He's a plot device for the podcast to sell more stamps for stamps.com!

#40 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

#41 Edited by SpaceRunaway (874 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

#42 Posted by MonetaryDread (2198 posts) -

The guy who sells Jeff his weed.

#43 Posted by me3639 (1869 posts) -

Does anyone remember the guy Lazlo from the movie Real Genius? Sort of fits the description.

#44 Posted by development (2766 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

Deadbolt: yes; spray tan: older place, I think; probably another roommate.

#45 Posted by Forcen (1859 posts) -
#46 Edited by Trilogy (2699 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This explains so much...

#47 Edited by HerbieBug (4208 posts) -

He still lives with Jeff, I assume? Jeff has mumbled about clearing him out of the house for years now. It's been long enough they could probably claim common law marriage for the tax break. :D

#48 Posted by Humanity (10432 posts) -

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

#49 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

#50 Edited by Winternet (8080 posts) -

Jeff's roommate is just piece of the act. It's all an act, it's all a production set. That's not really Jeff's room. That's not really Jeff, but someone playing the role of Jeff. His real name is Magnus Svenson.

I thought we've been through this already.