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Poll: What is up with Jeff's Roommate? (926 votes)

CIA Agent 22%
Dirtbag 37%
Guy who just needs space for his stuff 29%
Doesn't actually exist 35%
Working for the FBI to nab Rick "The Ricker" Petersen 27%

I think it's somewhere between "guy who just needs space for his stuff" and "dirtbag".

#1 Edited by BigJeffrey (5152 posts) -

He is Jeff's Snuffaluffagus.

#2 Edited by Itwongo (1547 posts) -

CIA/FBI operative who's too lazy to rent a storage space, and it's best you forget we ever talked about this.

#3 Edited by joshwent (2848 posts) -

May have once existed. Is now a skeleton obscured by piles of clothes and a giant Samba de Amigo box.

#4 Posted by erhard (490 posts) -

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

#5 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1912 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

. . . ! !

#6 Edited by ILikePopCans (836 posts) -

The best stuff is hearing about Jeff's current and past roommates

#7 Posted by Jay_Ray (1246 posts) -

All of the above

#8 Posted by wrecks (2435 posts) -

His name is Robert Paulson.

#9 Edited by ShaggE (7241 posts) -

It's Vinny in a wig and fake mustache. Who himself is just Jeff with a fake Canadian accent and a monocle.

Wait, we're talking about Jeff Daniels, right? Because if it's Jeff Gerstmann, then his roommate is Time Travelin' Jeff circa 20XX.

#10 Edited by Thompson820 (420 posts) -

Jeff seems to have a way of picking all the weirdest, most dangerous roommates he can. I think he does it deliberately, for the thrill man, for the thrill.

#11 Posted by ModernAlkemie (375 posts) -

I'm imagining a Norman Bates scenario here.

#12 Posted by MC_Hify (375 posts) -

Man, I wish my roommates would move their non-operational vehicle out of our driveway.

#13 Posted by crithon (3549 posts) -

I miss Midnight Brown.

#14 Edited by pyromagnestir (4386 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

#15 Posted by MaFoLu (1871 posts) -

You know Breaking Bad? It's kinda like that.

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#16 Edited by GIyn (206 posts) -

It's actually Will Smith,

#17 Edited by Abendlaender (3006 posts) -

Has anybody besides Jeff ever seen him? Just sayin.

#18 Posted by Petiew (1384 posts) -

He IS the Ricker!

#19 Edited by wjb (1764 posts) -

"Is Jeff's roommate still the one who works on cruise lines?" as he asks a bunch of people who aren't Jeff.

#20 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (5048 posts) -

Wait are we talking about Chris with the white car?

Is it that time of year again to bring this up again?

#21 Edited by alwaysbebombing (1859 posts) -

@wrecks said:

His name is Robert Paulson.

#22 Posted by Stonyman65 (3081 posts) -

I think we're talking about Brendan (of "Brendan goes to college" fame) here so Dirtbag is the correct answer. I think Jeff said Chris moved out a while ago - hence the reason why there aren't any new Midnight Brown songs recently.

#23 Posted by Stonyman65 (3081 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

I have that file. Send me a PM with your email and I'll send it if you can't find it online. Its the NDX from 02-07-11

#24 Posted by Sgtpierceface (720 posts) -

It's actually Rick Dyer. He needed a place to stay.

#25 Posted by freakin9 (1187 posts) -

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

#26 Posted by Dethfish (3739 posts) -

I like the scenario where Jeff has totally lost it and his roommate doesn't actually exist. Everyone at GB knows this too, but they all play along so they don't damage Jeff's psyche any further.

#27 Posted by jimmyfenix (3941 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

#28 Posted by dudeglove (9475 posts) -

Is this the one who puts on fake tan? Does Jeff live with guidos, even though he's on the west coast?

#29 Edited by Stonyman65 (3081 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

I think that might have been Chris (with the white car)

#30 Edited by RonGalaxy (3690 posts) -

He's an assassin

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#31 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (5008 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

Oh man

#32 Posted by Demoskinos (16442 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This was my exact thought. Hahahaha.

#33 Edited by AlchemistZer0 (66 posts) -
#34 Posted by JoeyRavn (5131 posts) -
#35 Edited by TheHT (12577 posts) -

Dirtbag undercover CIA Agent who needs a place to store his stuff while working with the FBI to catch Rick "The Ricker" Peterson but doesn't exist because he's actually The Ricker himself.

#36 Edited by ArtisanBreads (4878 posts) -

Imaginary dirt bag who needs a place to keep his stuff.

@freakin9 said:

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

California is really expensive for one. He's probably saving a lot of money doing like he does. He has a nice car too. Not everyone needs a crazy pad, especially if your house is mainly videogame storage and a place to play video games.

#37 Edited by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

I voted for the top four.

#38 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1695 posts) -

Jeff's roommate sounds a lot like my roommate.

#39 Posted by Jayzilla (2644 posts) -

He's a plot device for the podcast to sell more stamps for stamps.com!

#40 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

#41 Edited by SpaceRunaway (902 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

#42 Posted by MonetaryDread (2405 posts) -

The guy who sells Jeff his weed.

#43 Posted by me3639 (2006 posts) -

Does anyone remember the guy Lazlo from the movie Real Genius? Sort of fits the description.

#44 Posted by development (2948 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

Deadbolt: yes; spray tan: older place, I think; probably another roommate.

#45 Posted by Forcen (2134 posts) -
#46 Edited by Trilogy (2732 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This explains so much...

#47 Edited by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

He still lives with Jeff, I assume? Jeff has mumbled about clearing him out of the house for years now. It's been long enough they could probably claim common law marriage for the tax break. :D

#48 Posted by Humanity (11874 posts) -

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

#49 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

#50 Edited by Winternet (8258 posts) -

Jeff's roommate is just piece of the act. It's all an act, it's all a production set. That's not really Jeff's room. That's not really Jeff, but someone playing the role of Jeff. His real name is Magnus Svenson.

I thought we've been through this already.

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