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What is up with Jeff's Roommate? (900 votes)

CIA Agent 22%
Dirtbag 38%
Guy who just needs space for his stuff 29%
Doesn't actually exist 35%
Working for the FBI to nab Rick "The Ricker" Petersen 27%

I think it's somewhere between "guy who just needs space for his stuff" and "dirtbag".

#1 Edited by bigjeffrey (4152 posts) -

He is Jeff's Snuffaluffagus.

#2 Edited by Itwongo (782 posts) -

CIA/FBI operative who's too lazy to rent a storage space, and it's best you forget we ever talked about this.

#3 Edited by joshwent (1775 posts) -

May have once existed. Is now a skeleton obscured by piles of clothes and a giant Samba de Amigo box.

#4 Posted by erhard (344 posts) -

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

#5 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1783 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

. . . ! !

#6 Edited by ILikePopCans (710 posts) -

The best stuff is hearing about Jeff's current and past roommates

#7 Posted by Jay_Ray (1003 posts) -

All of the above

#8 Posted by wrecks (2125 posts) -

His name is Robert Paulson.

#9 Edited by ShaggE (5972 posts) -

It's Vinny in a wig and fake mustache. Who himself is just Jeff with a fake Canadian accent and a monocle.

Wait, we're talking about Jeff Daniels, right? Because if it's Jeff Gerstmann, then his roommate is Time Travelin' Jeff circa 20XX.

#10 Edited by Thompson820 (409 posts) -

Jeff seems to have a way of picking all the weirdest, most dangerous roommates he can. I think he does it deliberately, for the thrill man, for the thrill.

#11 Posted by ModernAlkemie (355 posts) -

I'm imagining a Norman Bates scenario here.

#12 Posted by MC_Hify (305 posts) -

Man, I wish my roommates would move their non-operational vehicle out of our driveway.

#13 Posted by crithon (2574 posts) -

I miss Midnight Brown.

#14 Edited by pyromagnestir (3941 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

#15 Posted by MaFoLu (1854 posts) -

You know Breaking Bad? It's kinda like that.

#16 Edited by GIyn (189 posts) -

It's actually Will Smith,

#17 Edited by Abendlaender (2596 posts) -

Has anybody besides Jeff ever seen him? Just sayin.

#18 Posted by Petiew (1278 posts) -

He IS the Ricker!

#19 Edited by wjb (1551 posts) -

"Is Jeff's roommate still the one who works on cruise lines?" as he asks a bunch of people who aren't Jeff.

#20 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (2590 posts) -

Wait are we talking about Chris with the white car?

Is it that time of year again to bring this up again?

#21 Edited by alwaysbebombing (1278 posts) -

@wrecks said:

His name is Robert Paulson.

#22 Posted by Stonyman65 (2404 posts) -

I think we're talking about Brendan (of "Brendan goes to college" fame) here so Dirtbag is the correct answer. I think Jeff said Chris moved out a while ago - hence the reason why there aren't any new Midnight Brown songs recently.

#23 Posted by Stonyman65 (2404 posts) -

And now I'm trying to track down that NDX featuring The Ricker...

I have that file. Send me a PM with your email and I'll send it if you can't find it online. Its the NDX from 02-07-11

#24 Posted by Sgtpierceface (587 posts) -

It's actually Rick Dyer. He needed a place to stay.

#25 Posted by freakin9 (838 posts) -

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

#26 Posted by Dethfish (3590 posts) -

I like the scenario where Jeff has totally lost it and his roommate doesn't actually exist. Everyone at GB knows this too, but they all play along so they don't damage Jeff's psyche any further.

#27 Posted by jimmyfenix (3677 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

#28 Posted by dudeglove (7241 posts) -

Is this the one who puts on fake tan? Does Jeff live with guidos, even though he's on the west coast?

#29 Edited by Stonyman65 (2404 posts) -

In the Collectshun video there was a bald guy in Jeffs house....Could that be him?

I think that might have been Chris (with the white car)

#30 Edited by narujoe93 (2416 posts) -

He's an assassin

#31 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

Oh man

#32 Posted by Demoskinos (13830 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This was my exact thought. Hahahaha.

#33 Edited by AlchemistZer0 (23 posts) -
#34 Posted by JoeyRavn (4883 posts) -
#35 Edited by TheHT (10248 posts) -

Dirtbag undercover CIA Agent who needs a place to store his stuff while working with the FBI to catch Rick "The Ricker" Peterson but doesn't exist because he's actually The Ricker himself.

#36 Edited by ArtisanBreads (3595 posts) -

Imaginary dirt bag who needs a place to keep his stuff.

@freakin9 said:

I always heard Jeff made some decent coin on the Whiskey sale, why does he still have a roommate at his age? Unless... unless Jeff is taking in male suitors. :o

California is really expensive for one. He's probably saving a lot of money doing like he does. He has a nice car too. Not everyone needs a crazy pad, especially if your house is mainly videogame storage and a place to play video games.

#37 Edited by MikkaQ (10224 posts) -

I voted for the top four.

#38 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1522 posts) -

Jeff's roommate sounds a lot like my roommate.

#39 Posted by Jayzilla (2538 posts) -

He's a plot device for the podcast to sell more stamps for stamps.com!

#40 Posted by Hailinel (22680 posts) -

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

#41 Edited by SpaceRunaway (809 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

#42 Posted by MonetaryDread (1945 posts) -

The guy who sells Jeff his weed.

#43 Posted by me3639 (1607 posts) -

Does anyone remember the guy Lazlo from the movie Real Genius? Sort of fits the description.

#44 Posted by development (1572 posts) -

This is still the same roommate that put a deadbolt on his room and spray tanned the bathroom orange right? Dirtbag seems like too good a choice.

Deadbolt: yes; spray tan: older place, I think; probably another roommate.

#45 Posted by Forcen (1766 posts) -
#46 Edited by Trilogy (2568 posts) -

@erhard said:

Jeff is him, Fight Club style.

This explains so much...

#47 Edited by HerbieBug (3836 posts) -

He still lives with Jeff, I assume? Jeff has mumbled about clearing him out of the house for years now. It's been long enough they could probably claim common law marriage for the tax break. :D

#48 Posted by Humanity (7938 posts) -

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

#49 Posted by Hailinel (22680 posts) -

@humanity said:

@forcen said:
@hailinel said:

@naru_joe93 said:

He's an assassin

And Jeff is a Templar.

And CBSi is Abstergo.

And Giant Bomb is the animus?

The website is actually powered by a piece of Eden.

#50 Edited by Winternet (7935 posts) -

Jeff's roommate is just piece of the act. It's all an act, it's all a production set. That's not really Jeff's room. That's not really Jeff, but someone playing the role of Jeff. His real name is Magnus Svenson.

I thought we've been through this already.