2012 is Ending. Get your Escape Earth Tickets Now!

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#1  Edited By psykhophear

Don't click. It's just a picture! 
Don't click. It's just a picture! 

Check this site out. Seriously? Like WTH?! XD
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#2  Edited By zyn

LOL.  Someone buy one.

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#3  Edited By dichemstys

I want the Superluminal package. When there's nothing left of earth, you'll want it.

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#4  Edited By FirePrince

2012.It's a movie.And it sucks.

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#5  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

It's probably like that escape pod in Moon, where you think it will take you to a new planet, but all it does is knock you out and incinerate you.
 
I also like that on that picture, Earth looks like the sun, and the new world looks just like Earth.
 
I've never seen something that's so blatantly an attempt to take money from retarded white christians. Even though I understand it's obviously fake.

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#6  Edited By Animasta

that new planet looks like it's all sand, too. :p

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#7  Edited By ryanwho

The year 2012 is ending?

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#8  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

I hope Charlie Sheen gets left behind.

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#9  Edited By InternetCrab
@JoyfullOFrockets said:
" I hope Charlie Sheen gets left behind. "
Yeah. 
 
I pressed book now, and it was a bunch of stuff. I don't think they're srs since its only 24.99 $.
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Obviously a scam, pretty funny though.

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#11  Edited By Twisted_Scot

I'll just get a ticket from a scapler at the last minute. I refuse to pay convenience charge.

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#12  Edited By Agent47
@FirePrince: And with all this scientific evidience I hear popping up imagine if it turns out to be real.I would be so fucked.All these exams and summer school when the world was going to end....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
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#13  Edited By baustad

"  In fact, we offer a 100% money back guarantee that you will survive 2012 Armageddon!"  
... So if I die, I get my money back? Sweet!

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#14  Edited By Philski

 What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.


 
Now really, is $25 so much to ask to GUARANTEE your survival in the earth apocalypse of 2012 (if it happens)?
 You fools will be sorry.  <book several tickets>
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#15  Edited By N7

Check out the page information.

 "2012, Tickets, Gag Gift, Escape 2012, 2012 Doomsday, apocalypse, armageddon, end of the world" 
 
It's fake.
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#16  Edited By MysteriousBob
@ryanwho said:
" The year 2012 is ending? "
I'm predicting it'll take place around about December of 2012.
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#17  Edited By SpartanAmbrose

Those Mass Relays won't find themselves!

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#18  Edited By Afroman269

I'll get them when they go on sale in 2013.

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#19  Edited By roborobb

Bought my ticket, I heard Giant Bomb are doing a panel at this event.

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#20  Edited By MysteriousBob
@N7 said:
" Check out the page information.

 "2012, Tickets, Gag Gift, Escape 2012, 2012 Doomsday, apocalypse, armageddon, end of the world" 
 
It's fake. "
HOLY SHIT REALLY? GOOD JOB YOUR CLEVER DETECTIVE WORK CLUED US INTO THIS ELABORATE SCAM.  
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#21  Edited By Video_Game_King

There's no way in hell that you're coming up here. I'm already quite pissed over the Moon landings; how do you think I'd feel if, at most, 6 billion-ish people decided to live up here because they realized that their planet sucks?

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#22  Edited By Eaxis

Well good luck trying to survive with earth destroyed.
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#23  Edited By N7
@MysteriousBob said:
" @N7 said:
" Check out the page information.

 "2012, Tickets, Gag Gift, Escape 2012, 2012 Doomsday, apocalypse, armageddon, end of the world" 
 
It's fake. "
HOLY SHIT REALLY? GOOD JOB YOUR CLEVER DETECTIVE WORK CLUED US INTO THIS ELABORATE SCAM.   "
No need to thank me bro. I like to help in any way that I can.
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#24  Edited By melcene

While obviously a scam, the sad part is that they will actually take payments for one of their "packages."

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#25  Edited By ArmedBear

I hope this counts towards my frequent flyer miles.

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#26  Edited By iam3green

lol at that. i hope someone thinks it's real and ends up buying one. i don't know if anyone would buy one. pretty funny stuff.

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#27  Edited By teh_destroyer

I will buy 2 if someone comes along as my date for the night.

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#28  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

That's pretty funny. I like.

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#29  Edited By karolc

 HI FELLOWS I KNOW I AM CRAZY haha  AND WASTED 35 EUROS BUT IT ISN'T THAT ALOT,so what's is there losing of buying a ticket,it may cost a life after all ;) . No matter if it is scam or not. only 1 chance come in life and it's not worth to lose it sometimes and i don't regret it that i bought it. AS well next week my cousin is going to buy one as well.  I paid by paypal as well!
 
here is the invoice:

Dear Karol Cefai,


 
Thank you for ordering your Escape Earth 2012 Travel Package.   We are delighted that you have chosen to fly USS Ark 2012, the one and only official provider of tickets to escape Earth’s impending apocalypse.
 
Please see below for your order summary.   Once your package has shipped we will notify you by email.
 
Thanks again and welcome aboard!
 
USS Ark 2012 Crew
 
 








ORDER SUMMARY:
Qty
Item
Options
Price
1
Escape Earth 2012 Travel Package - Superluminal
Passenger Name: Karol Cefai
$44.99 USD
 
Amount  
$44.99 USD


 
 
Item Total: $44.99 USD
Shipping: $3.50 USD
Handling: $0.00 USD
Total Amount: $48.49 USD
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#30  Edited By Sanity
@karolc said:
"  HI FELLOWS I KNOW I AM CRAZY haha  AND WASTED 35 EUROS BUT IT ISN'T THAT ALOT,so what's is there losing of buying a ticket,it may cost a life after all ;) . No matter if it is scam or not. only 1 chance come in life and it's not worth to lose it sometimes and i don't regret it that i bought it. AS well next week my cousin is going to buy one as well.  I paid by paypal as well!
 
here is the invoice:

Dear Karol Cefai,


 
Thank you for ordering your Escape Earth 2012 Travel Package.   We are delighted that you have chosen to fly USS Ark 2012, the one and only official provider of tickets to escape Earth’s impending apocalypse.
 
Please see below for your order summary.   Once your package has shipped we will notify you by email.
 
Thanks again and welcome aboard!
 
USS Ark 2012 Crew
 
 








ORDER SUMMARY:
Qty
Item
Options
Price
1
Escape Earth 2012 Travel Package - Superluminal
Passenger Name: Karol Cefai
$44.99 USD
 
Amount  
$44.99 USD


 
 
Item Total: $44.99 USD
Shipping: $3.50 USD
Handling: $0.00 USD
Total Amount: $48.49 USD "
If yea really bought one please take some pictures of what yea get in the mail, curious about what crap there sending out.
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#31  Edited By karolc
@dudy80:  check your inbox!see for yourself if you don't beleive me i have bought it! and as well write  another message here thanks
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#32  Edited By NoCookiesForYou
@karolc:  Hahahaha nice, post a screenshot of your confirmation email. Not that i don't believe you.
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#33  Edited By karolc
@Verb4tim: willl post them to you .check your inbox in 10 mins
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#34  Edited By Ishoturface

DO they sell tickets to pluto?
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#35  Edited By WinterSnowblind

It's sad to see such widespread misconceptions about Mayan beliefs. 
If you're seriously worried enough about 2012 to buy tickets from a scam site (which I'm sure you didn't) then please try doing some research into the subject instead of jumping onto the "we're doomed!" bandwagon.
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#36  Edited By Sanity
@karolc said:
" @dudy80:  check your inbox!see for yourself if you don't beleive me i have bought it! and as well write  another message here thanks "
Lol, thats great, you should email them and nag em for photos of the craft lol.
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#37  Edited By Undeadpool

HAW! Pretty damn funny.

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#38  Edited By Nux

Man I can't wait to see this new planet , whatever its name may be.
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#39  Edited By Tally_Pants

i'm seriously thinking about buying one of these... just for the fun of it!

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#41  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

Holy shit, this is trolling at its best!