So let's say that hypothetically (not really) I got my hands on more than a dozen 512 MB USB sticks (through no illicit means whatsoever). How do I translate this acquisition into a fun time? Brain storm!
Put one in each ear and tape the others to your fingers, then run around the streets of your local area singing "I am the USB king" to any little children you see in your best Steve Buscemi voice.
Fill them with SOS messages saying something like "HELP, I'M LOCKED IN THIS GUYS BACK YARD AND I MANAGED TO BREAK INTO THE TOOL SHED AND FOUND A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS FOR CHRIST SAKES HE'S RAPING ME"
Tie the USB sticks to the biggest bottle rockets you can find and launch them in random directions
" Fill them with SOS messages saying something like "HELP, I'M LOCKED IN THIS GUYS BACK YARD AND I MANAGED TO BREAK INTO THE TOOL SHED AND FOUND A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS FOR CHRIST SAKES HE'S RAPING ME" Tie the USB sticks to the biggest bottle rockets you can find and launch them in random directions "
Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB.
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I would sell a couple of them for sure. Probably put some random text documents that says to look for the next one. Hopefully making them anticipate something great to get nothing... but free USB drives.
Film yourself crunking to “don’t stop believing” by journey with only a mask of your choice and grandpa undies, upload them to the 12 usb sticks and send them to public places of your choice, then make bets as to how long it will take for them to appear on youtube…
Create a single text file on all of them stating your contact info and how to reach you, and then tie them all to balloons in something that's water proof and send them away. Then see if you get any response, and how far they ended up going. Write "Open on computer" on all of them or something.
" Create a single text file on all of them stating your contact info and how to reach you, and then tie them all to balloons in something that's water proof and send them away. Then see if you get any response, and how far they ended up going. Write "Open on computer" on all of them or something. "
Create a paper hive, then colour the USB's yellow and black, and give them some paper insect wings for good measure. Then you will have a Hive of "USBees". Genius right?
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I'm liking this. "
That would totally work as long as the bios supports boot via USB. Be sure to wipe your prints from them, this seems like the type of thing that could start an investigation.
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I'm liking this. "
I've done that (without the porn) on all my school's computers once. Had to burn a lot of Live CDs, but I successfully freaked everyone out with a fucked up "new version of windows". I wanted to see how many people would actually give linux a shot back then.
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