#1 Posted by Aas (600 posts) -

So let's say that hypothetically (not really) I got my hands on more than a dozen 512 MB USB sticks (through no illicit means whatsoever). How do I translate this acquisition into a fun time? Brain storm!

- Aas

#2 Posted by Marcsman (2876 posts) -

Three words 
High Definition PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3 Posted by KarlPilkington (2654 posts) -

Hand them back and apologise, continue with your everyday life.

#4 Posted by Raymayne (1226 posts) -

Put one in each ear and tape the others to your fingers, then run around the streets of your local area singing "I am the USB king" to any little children you see in your best Steve Buscemi voice.

#5 Posted by Aas (600 posts) -
@Chabbs0 said:
" Hand them back and apologise, continue with your everyday life. "
But I didn't steal them...
#6 Posted by Th3dz (332 posts) -

Make a USB-soup, or hamburger...

#7 Posted by TooWalrus (12973 posts) -

Fill them with SOS messages saying something like "HELP, I'M LOCKED IN THIS GUYS BACK YARD AND I MANAGED TO BREAK INTO THE TOOL SHED AND FOUND A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS FOR CHRIST SAKES HE'S RAPING ME"
 
Tie the USB sticks to the biggest bottle rockets you can find and launch them in random directions

#8 Posted by uniform (1830 posts) -

Ask friends and co-workers if they would like one. Giving away free stuff sounds fun to me.

#9 Posted by Aas (600 posts) -
@TooWalrus said:
" Fill them with SOS messages saying something like "HELP, I'M LOCKED IN THIS GUYS BACK YARD AND I MANAGED TO BREAK INTO THE TOOL SHED AND FOUND A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS FOR CHRIST SAKES HE'S RAPING ME"  Tie the USB sticks to the biggest bottle rockets you can find and launch them in random directions "

God, that's a good idea.

#10 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -

Throw them at people shout things about the upcoming robot takeover.

#11 Posted by mfpantst (2574 posts) -

make a usbildo.

#12 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

Release an album on them.

#13 Posted by Burzmali (452 posts) -

Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB.

#14 Posted by Aas (600 posts) -
@Burzmali said:
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I'm liking this.
#15 Posted by CaptainObvious (2981 posts) -

Sell them.

#16 Posted by damnboyadvance (4054 posts) -

Put random crap on them and place them where people would find them.

#17 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

I would sell a couple of them for sure. Probably put some random text documents that says to look for the next one. Hopefully making them anticipate something great to get nothing... but free USB drives.

#18 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Jenga!!

#19 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4494 posts) -

Fill them with fake CIA documents and then leave the USB in semi-conspicuous areas.

#20 Posted by regularassmilk (1369 posts) -

Fill them with random, weird, concerning shit. Just creepy stuff and weird photographs. And then leave them in places where people will find them.

#21 Posted by seitanic (99 posts) -

Tape them together to create a 6 gig suppository and assimilate the data they contain rectally.

#22 Posted by rjayb89 (7713 posts) -

Pictures of ex-girlfriends.

#23 Posted by Gamer_152 (13974 posts) -

Invent memory stick gun, fire memory sticks into people.

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#24 Posted by Skullo (646 posts) -
@uniform said:
" Ask friends and co-workers if they would like one. Giving away free stuff sounds fun to me. "
#25 Posted by Red12b (9044 posts) -

Film yourself crunking to “don’t stop believing” by journey with only a mask of your choice and grandpa undies, upload them to the 12 usb sticks and send them to public places of your choice, then make bets as to how long it will take for them to appear on youtube…

Now that’s what I call a real cool time    

#26 Posted by Red12b (9044 posts) -

I'm saying 2 weeks after filming to have 100k hits...

#27 Posted by cjmabry (485 posts) -

Create a single text file on all of them stating your contact info and how to reach you, and then tie them all to balloons in something that's water proof and send them away. Then see if you get any response, and how far they ended up going. Write "Open on computer" on all of them or something.

#28 Posted by Skullo (646 posts) -
@cjmabry said:
" Create a single text file on all of them stating your contact info and how to reach you, and then tie them all to balloons in something that's water proof and send them away. Then see if you get any response, and how far they ended up going. Write "Open on computer" on all of them or something. "
This is a good idea.
#29 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9744 posts) -

Tape them together. Why? How should I know? 

#30 Posted by Wunder_ (1167 posts) -
@rjayb89 said:
" NAKED Pictures of ex-girlfriends. "
FTFY
#31 Posted by rjayb89 (7713 posts) -
@Wunder_ said:
" @rjayb89 said:
" NAKED Pictures of ex-girlfriends. "
FTFY "
OMGB, TY
#32 Posted by ShiftyMagician (2128 posts) -

Create a paper hive, then colour the USB's yellow and black, and give them some paper insect wings for good measure.  Then you will have a Hive of "USBees".  Genius right?

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#33 Posted by Brutal_Bisp (145 posts) -
@Aas said:
" @Burzmali said:
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I'm liking this. "
That would totally work as long as the bios supports boot via USB. Be sure to wipe your prints from them, this seems like the type of thing that could start an investigation.
#34 Posted by MikkaQ (10224 posts) -
@Aas said:
" @Burzmali said:
" Put a small Linux distro on them that boots to a desktop filled with porn. Then insert them into a back slot on the computers at your office or school. Then disable the hard drives in said computers and set them to boot via USB. "
I'm liking this. "
I've done that (without the porn) on all my school's computers once. Had to burn a lot of Live CDs, but I successfully freaked everyone out with a fucked up "new version of windows". I wanted to see how many people would actually give linux a shot back then.