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Nov. 14, 2009
  • Facebooks acting up. Anyone else having this problem?
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Nov. 13, 2009
  • I can't believe they're making Kick-Ass into a movie. How could they fuck it up so bad already? Ugh.
    1 week ago via Twitter
Nov. 12, 2009
Nov. 8, 2009
  • No, wait, not the kid from Superbad. He's in the movie, but the guy playing kick-ass is some kid named Aaron Johnson. Fuck, if they tone the movie down for a PG-13 rating i'll be pissed. I hate hollywood.
    1 week, 5 days ago
  • Dude, i'm uber pissed that they're making this into a movie. With that kid who played Fogel in Superbad. All the comics I love are becoming fucking movies! The Goon too! Ahhh! D:
    1 week, 5 days ago
  • @AjayRaz said: " @CitizenKane said: " Swine Flu? "@DanielJW said: " Avian Flu? "@KME93 said: " Flu Flu? " "Flippity Floppity Flu?
    1 week, 6 days ago
Oct. 16, 2009
  • I wonder why I haven't been on Giant Bomb in a while. I feel like i'm neglecting a good friend. Time to get on GB I guess. :D
    1 month ago via Twitter
  • Is this what our society has become? Scientific minds and philosophers, trampled by football players and the athletic elite.
    1 month ago via Twitter
March 16, 2009
  • Monday-DICKS
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
  • Gunner is over
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
March 15, 2009
  • That Alex Navarro sure is a funny guy
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
  • and get on giantbomb.bom the ULTIMATE gaming site
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
  • Time to game
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
  • Just got back from up north that was crazy
    8 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
March 9, 2009
  • The world will look up to me and scream "save us" and i'll look down and whisper "Tits"
    8 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
  • Watchmen: End is Nigh Demo: Hey, its a beat-em up Its alright I really like Wanted:Weapons of Fate though
    8 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
Added by regularassmilk on Oct. 24, 2009

Like the lot of the US, I am broke.
Financially.
I can't afford to fix my PS3.
So i'm getting my PS2 back out.
Thing is, when I bought my PS3, I sold most of my PS2 games.
The only ones I kept were Alien Hominid, MGS2, MGS3, Psychonauts, XIII, Manhunt 2, and Vice City.
Yesterday I picked up The Getaway, and The Getaway: Black Monday.
Any other good PS2 games I can grab if i'm on a budget?
thanks guys.


Added by regularassmilk on Oct. 24, 2009

For those of you who read my first post, your plenty aware of my troubles involving Jenna.
So my friend Samantha, who is coincidentally in love with me also, knows Jenna. Jenna told Sami to back off, and said some nasty shit about me.
Word got around to me, I got pissed, and called Jenna.
I told her to eat a fucking dick, she has no right to spread rumors about me, and that I don't want her back, and i'm not going to take her back. I told her shes a fucking hypocrite, and so on.
I even ended the conversation with "FUCK YOU!".
Anyway, she called me as usual a few times the next day, and last night, I answered her call.
She apologized, and I couldn't help but accept. Shes a good friend. But I did tell her to fuck off on the girlfriend-front. 
Anyway, that was just my update on the whole situation.
But this girl who I've been dating is now pregnant with my best friends kid.
What shall I do?
And yes, i'm considering pooping through a mailbox onto her chest.
And maybe cutting my best friends pink-finger off, just for fun.


Added by regularassmilk on Oct. 21, 2009

I just watched Gran Torino for the first time, and frankly, i'm surprised. I REALLY liked it. Probably one of my favorite movies of all time, Clint is nothing short of fantastic, but from what i've heard, you either love or hate Clint. Awesome Movie though, and a really good ending. Go check it out if you havent seen it.
What did everyone else think of the movie?


Added by regularassmilk on Oct. 21, 2009

So I had this girlfriend, her name is Jenna, and I broke up with her back in August.
You see, the thing is, when we were dating she was obsessed with me, talking about me, writing all this shit about me, and being jealous of everything and anything 24/7. I live about a hour and a half away, and getting down there to see her was a total bitch. Almost impossible, especially when school was in. I got sick of the distance, and dumped her in August. The thing is, she still calls me 5,6,7 times a day, still talks and writes about me 24/7, and tells all the girls I like how me and her are supposed to get back together, which I NEVER mentioned was going to happen.   
I kinda want to tell her off, but shes still my friend, and I would hate to hurt her.
Oh Great Giant Bomb Community, What should I Do?
Thanks Everybody.


Added by regularassmilk on Oct. 21, 2009

   Well, in addition to my recent blogs about tragedy, here is a new one. I'm not sure if I can mention this or not, but I was filmed for a reality television show, and I can't talk about that at all, but I can say that in the wake of all the filming and shit my SNES got put into a closet and then lost somewhere.  My PS3 YLOD'd, My PS2 is broke, my NES doesn't read cartridges, and now my fucking SNES is gone!
But anyway, i'm probably going to pick up a top loader, and a new SNES, any suggestions for games to get?


Regularassmilk's Reviews
A Downloadable Game really impresses (PSN)
Well I was bored on a Saturday evening and I was browsing the giantbomb.com reviews when I saw a review for Crash Commando, a game I had previously saw advertised on the PSN, and the review peaked my interest so I downloaded it. To my surprise I found the game ...
Reviewed by regularassmilk on Feb. 4, 2009
Metal......Gear??? (PS2)
Easily the best incarnation of Snake to hit the PS2. In this game you play as Naked Snake, whom further in chronology becomes Big Boss, not Raiden, not Solid Snake, but Naked Snake. But don't worry because Solid Snake is a cloned version of Big Boss so you won't be ...
Reviewed by regularassmilk on Feb. 4, 2009
Still a good game! (PS1)
 I was messing around upstairs and I found my copy of MGS1. I decided to play it again and guess what? The game still kicks ass. Good stealth action with an amazing story and some kick-ass boss battles. If you live in a cave and haven't played this, and if ...
Reviewed by regularassmilk on Feb. 4, 2009
A Half-Ass Attempt (PS3)
Gameplay----------------------------------------------A classic bond FPS but their is NO improvement but a very stiff broken cover mechanic and the game just looks and feels old. It doesnt play as well as any other bond game. The graphics are also piss-poor.
Reviewed by regularassmilk on Dec. 22, 2008
BUY IT NOW (PS2)
 What if I told you that their was a video game in which you could literally dive inside the mind of a Schizophrenic milkman who's milk contains FIRE.  What if I told you it was funny, awesome, easy to play and AWESOME. Well I would have to be talking about ...
Reviewed by regularassmilk on Dec. 3, 2008


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gingertastic_10 2 hours, 58 minutes ago
Watching car shows confuse the fuck out of me. I don't understand why cars are so cool.
SuperMooseman 5 hours, 28 minutes ago
BANNED
VWGTI 1 day, 2 hours ago
Taking off early today. I'll have a chance to get some good gaming time in.
ZeForgotten 2 days ago
is playing Assassins Creed 2. And it's pretty damn awesome
MB 1 week, 4 days ago
Modern Warfare 2 = Finished = Awesome
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MrAwsum is feeling fine.
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expletive has a P4:ER sized hole in his heart.
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Hello?