Badass name for a cute puppy.

PowerDog.

I like Zeus.  Its kinda cool without sounding like its trying too hard.

Kratos looks so cute! Can't wait to see him kill some gods!

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

Bowser

Ares is pretty sweet. So is Ajax.

"vice grip"

Deathdog Von Stabbingyourhead. 

Jax

I've noticed gay men often have tiny dogs with big names.
Not an insult, just an observation.
I believe my gay uncle named his dog Maximilian.

Sir Woofenstein

edit: that picture makes me go "d'awwwwwwww"

Shithead!

Peaches. 

KILLGORE CORMACK!

That Greek shit is so played- name him Gelatinous Cube- or Jelly for short.

" I've noticed gay men often have tiny dogs with big names.Not an insult, just an observation.I believe my gay uncle named his dog Maximilian. "

Paddy Waggentail 

I thought we already figured this out!!??!?1?1?!? http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/hs21/need-help/30-80008/

Tiberius 

Name him Lance Vance.

Charles Manson, or Charlie.

He looks like a Fred to me.

Adolf

Ballchewer.

Butcher is my go-to name for adorable baby animals.

Wrex
Big Smoke
Cochise

" Wrex"

Kratos is a dull character that tries too hard to be badass, don't give your puppy that blight.

Thor is cool as is Nix.

Bruce Wayne.

Fenrir

Bruce or Doomsday or Bobba Fett

Nuke.

Jeff bridges?

Bill Murray

If you're going to name you dog after a greek god, go for a real one. Not that video game guy.

Bob Saget.

" @Resident4t said:

" Wrex"

"

• Cat
• I wish you were a cat. 
• Why are you not a cat? 
• I wanted a cat but all I got was this stupid puppy.
• Benjamin
• Cujo
• Lassie
• Littlest Hobo
• Hitler
• insert name
• Bruce Lee
• Mr. Fuji
• Hulk Hogan
• Ultimate Warrior
• Jack the Dog Roberts
• HHH

Faust

Edit: Obviously "Johnny" is not a badass name but I think the name could still work for this song to be your puppies theme song. Puppies have those right?
  

subwoofer

I gave you some DAMN good suggestions, already. I will not waste another breathe on you. Good day.

Despite my love for dogs, I have never been great at naming them. I don't think I would ever name a dog after a god or video game character, but that's your decision. I don't know if there is a god of cuteness, but if so then that is what you should name it.

Pez.

Bob Barker

" subwoofer "

Definitely not Kratos. He's not even a real god, just a video game character. Kinda lame.

 @august said:

" If you're going to name you dog after a greek god, go for a real one. Not that video game guy. "

" Definitely not Kratos. He's not even a real god, just a video game character. Kinda lame. "