What was the best and the worst post you saw in a forum ever? You can also say that the post was the best and the worst. The Giant Bomb forums does not necessarily need to be the forum.
For best, I'm going with my own contribution to the Will Smith Cum Face thread.
Even though it was fricking censored by some anonymous mod, so before the meaning was explicitly written and I changed it to be a little more vague. Still really happy about it.
For worst, I don't know, maybe Endurance Run suggestion #139 or any post by RsistncE, that dude can spew out some shit.
Whenever someone says something not particularly noteworthy by any definition and then at the end of their own post does that dumb "/thread" thing is the worst.
As a huge fan of the Souls series, that one post where some guy was trying to justify his blindingly stupid similarities between Dark Souls and Ninja Gaiden 3. Yea. That was pretty dumb.
I will leave not one, not two, but 3 worst posts. 'Cause i can. And for best post, Sooty's post in the "Official Giant Bomb Lookalike thread". It's dumb, but it's awesome.
I will leave not one, not two, but 3 worst posts. 'Cause i can. And for best post, Sooty's post in the "Official Giant Bomb Lookalike thread". It's dumb, but it's awesome.
I will leave not one, not two, but 3 worst posts. 'Cause i can. And for best post, Sooty's post in the "Official Giant Bomb Lookalike thread". It's dumb, but it's awesome.
My faith in humanity, it's dyyyyyying.
If you want to kill your faith for humanity, search for a tumblr named Biodrones say the darnest things, or something like that. I like Bioware games, but this? THIS IS INSANE!
The worst one was on this random website (I think it was on Lionhead). I was looking for info on when the language pack for fable 3 would be released. This dude was losing his shit because he didn't want to play his game in Polish, got banned for dissing the mods, made a new account continued dissing...
Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god. Oh dear god.
" He then almost violently takes hold of me with both hands and forces me to bend over, it feels very primal and arouses me greatly I feel like I am being violated, or more aptly dominated. I start to get really hard and aroused by the thought of what's to come.
Before I can finish thinking I start to feel it prodding me, and it starts to enter excruciatingly slow, there is some pain but the pure pleasure more then cancels it out. Then it happens, it has fully entered me, I can hear a loud moan coming emitting, it is different then the first time. I feels more violent. Then it starts, the thrusts get faster and faster and it really feels like I am being violated and I love it. I can't control myself and start moaning loudly telling him, no more yelling at him to "fuck me harder! Fuck fuck fuck." He goes even harder and I grab a desperate hold of the coffee table to keep my balance. I close my eyes as the pleasure almost fries my brain, or it feels like it will. I can't think of anything, my mind is blank all there is is pleasure. Eventually the thrusting reaches a fever pitch and it feels like I am going to split in half, while it may sound painful it is the pleasure I have ever experienced and the climax is reached, for both involved. We both lay on the floor covered in sweat, I peak over at his oddly shaped feet, who are formed like two small bricks. They look kind of cute, there is silence but it is not heavy, it is like we don't need to communicate anymore, we understand each other perfectly without having to verbally communicate. We lay there for what feels like an eternity, and I wanted it to last forever, until silence is broken by the him. He utters "I will never forget this experience." I reply "neither will I." I then recall I don't actually know his name, he looks at me and smiles " my name is Ryan Davis." Ryan I think to myself, it's a nice name. Ryan looks at the Ceiling and almost blushes as he says "Don't worry I will not forget you, I will be there for you always." I feel warm, for the first time in a long time, the long winter is finally over."
That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read all day. IWhy'd the thread get locked though? It was just an outlet for this poor soul in a creative fashion that doesn't hurt anyone. Hell, it was probably a joke on his part.
It probably means I'd get reprimanded if I talked about sex in this post. Sex. Sexy sex. Sexy sexy sexy sex.
From: dfx@usis.com (dfx) Newsgroups: alt.food.mcdonalds (etc.) Subject: Re: ANTI BEEF (Maharaj can kiss my meat eating ass) Date: 1 Mar 1995 09:01:53 GMT Organization: MEAT EATING, EARTH KILLING, PUNK R0CK M0THER FUKERZ
In article <3ivm55$nqd@mango.aloha.com> jai@aloha.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) writes:
> * Meat-eaters have higher blood pressure, are more >hypertensive and violent. Public funds are used for research and >treatment. Everyone is forced to pay the price of violence and >crime. Meat-eaters hurt themselves, their families and others. > > Meat-eaters hurt everyone. > Meat-eaters hurt everyone. > Meat-eaters hurt everyone.
AND WE'RE DAMN PROUD OF IT T00, Y0U ST00PID FR00T L00P.
After reading Ja-I-have-no-clue's lame ass, crap filled, VEGATUBULZ R PE0PUL T00 message for the 10,000th time in the last month, I was inspired to leave the house and make a dramatic change in my eating habits. As I pulled up to the McDonald's drive-thru and gazed at the death infested menu which was so obviously responsible for breast cancer, arthritis, Erik Estrada, racism, and every tragedy in the last 9,000,000 years, Jai's words really touched me and I had a change of heart. Instead of my usual "Can I have a #3 combo with a coke, please?", I shouted,
"Y0 B1TCH! I WANT A FUKN QUADRO-P0UNDER W1TH N0 FUKN VEGETABULZ 0R SH1T THAT GR0WZ 0N TREEZ!"
"Ok sir, you wanted a Quarter pounder, just plain, is that correct?"
"N0 B1TCH! I ZED I WANTED A FUKN QUADR0-P0UNDER! GET IT R1TE 0R DIE!"
(quiet laughter heard through speaker)
"A what pounder?!"
"A FUKN QUADR0-P0UNDER!"
"Uh.. I don't think we have that. Are you sure you don't mean a quarter pounder?"
"N0 I D0N'T MEEN A FUKN MEEZLY AZZ QUARTUR P0UNDER! HERE'Z WHAT I WANT - 2 FUKN D0UBLE QUARTER P0UNDERZ PUT T0GETHER 2 MAKE 1 QUADR0 P0UNDER!"
"Ooohhh.. you want *2* double quarter pounders then?"
"N0 B1TCH! I WANT 1 FUKN QUADR0 P0UNDER! TAKE THE 2 D0UBLEZ, PUT THEM T0GETHUR AND GIV ME 1 QUADR0! U G0T IT YET BRAINIAK?"
(more laughter and employees looking out the back entrance window)
"Oh! Ok.. I think we can do that. Would you like cheese on that?"
"FUK N0 B1TCH! I WANT 4 H0T SLABZ 0F C0W DETH 0N A BUN WITH N0 FUKING HIPPIE AZZ VEGETABULZ! I ALZ0 D0NT WANT ANY FUKING LAME VEGAN FRIEZ 0R ANY TYPE 0F RECYKULD PAKAGING. N0 KUP, N0 BAG, N0 WRAPPERZ.. PUT THE SHIT 0N THE WIND0W K0UNTER THING AND I WILL TAKE IT. AND TELL JAI T0 G0 FUK A K0K0NUT T00!"
"Who?!"
"FUK IT & GIMME THAT WHICH IZ THE S0URCE 0F ALL EVIL... N0W!"
"Thank you. Please drive to the 2nd window."
For the record, I got my fucking Quadro pounder and it r0cked. I am faxing McDonald's tomorrow and demanding that this awesome item be permanently added to every McDonald's menu around the world.
I'm a meat eater. I'm hypertensive. I'm violent.
And if you get in between me and a plate of animal death, I will fucking kill your pathetic ass and then go kill some trees in order to build a coffin to bury you in.
DETH IZ IMMINENT. THE EARTH MUZT DIE. MEAT EATERZ ARE THE MAJ0RITY AND WE'R FUKIN PISSED. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT 0R BE PREPARED T0 FACE THE WRATH.
Drunkfux . cDc - Cult Of The Dead Cow . Senior Vice Prez ftp.eff.org : /pub/Publications/CuD/CDC alt.fan.cult-dead-cow
Whenever someone says something not particularly noteworthy by any definition and then at the end of their own post does that dumb "/thread" thing is the worst.
this skrillex hate thread is a treasure trove of great, funny, and bad posts. the thread was started last january and is currently 60+ pages of comedy.
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