Bidet Discussion

To be honest, I really want a bidet. As weird as that sounds. Does anybody here have one, and if so, tell me how amazing it is.

I'll post a pretty entertaining website that sells bidets if you guys want to see it. It has numerous buttocks in it, though, with smiley faces drawn on. Nothing that is trying to be crude or sick. Very informative.

They had one in a hotel I stated in in Paris one time but I had no idea what to do with it so I left it well alone. If you don't know your way around one, a bidet is a very frightening piece of apparatus.

As handsomedead, I too have seen one in a hotel I stayed in a couple years back. It looked scary, I didn't use it.

I have one, the kind that is integrated into the toilet seat.  I would not be able to use a public one.   

I've been the home of the man who inherited the Utah Jazz from his father who recently passed, and they have a bidet. They also made me milkshakes.

You guys definitely have to check out this website. Just a precaution, the opening to this website is a bunch of different gluts. Once you get past that, it's pretty interesting, and a bit humorous. I want one now!

Mods if you feel it shouldn't be linked, feel free to remove it or I will if asked.

I remember last time I went to Paris I didn't know what it was and turned it on just the get my face splashed with water, I felt disgusting for some reason.

A house my dad bought after my parent's divorced had a bidet in the basement bathroom, as well as some turtles, and diet coke bottles full of sewage water.  The previous owners were weird.

When I lived in France for a year, the house I lived in actually had one. I was scared at first, and am still scared by it. I had nightmares about that bidet, and sometime at night I still dream about it.

/I actually used it a few times
//I also believe it was once a torture device for the timid

Well that wouldn't do me any good, but I would like a urinal.

"Well that wouldn't do me any good, but I would like a urinal."