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    So, many of you may know that I'm leaving Giant Bomb. I've made the decision to serve God, and I'll be working as a religious missionary in both New York and Bermuda for the next two years. I take off tomorrow at 11 am. During that time, I will have minimal access to a computer, and zero time to play games, browse the web, or be around Giant Bomb. It's ...
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Added by BoG on June 2, 2009

So, many of you may know that I'm leaving Giant Bomb. I've made the decision to serve God, and I'll be working as a religious missionary in both New York and Bermuda for the next two years. I take off tomorrow at 11 am. During that time, I will have minimal access to a computer, and zero time to play games, browse the web, or be around Giant Bomb. It's sad, I know, but I'm excited. Excited to grow up, excited to learn, to meet people, and excited to see parts of the world I never have before.

 I know some of you may disagree with what I'm doing, and that's totally cool. I want to let you know that I'm not the type to be pushy and insulting, and never plan to be. My goal as a missionary is to share something that has brought me great joy with others if they desire that I share it with them. The last thing I want to do is shove my beliefs down someone's throat, and be insensitive towards how other human beings feel. I hope to give service to all sorts of people while I'm gone, religious or not. If you can't respect what I'm doing, I hope you can at least have some respect for my goals.

I've really enjoyed being a part of Giant Bomb for the past year. This is a very special community, very large, yet many users are very close to each other. Many of the folks here know a lot about games, as seen in the wiki. It's exciting to see the site's wiki grow every single day, and I'm very proud of the product we've been working on as a community. Some of the best pages are those that many people have worked on together. The Prince of Persia page, for example, has grown a lot over the past few months. When the game first came out, it was barren. I went in, added some location and story info, and called it a day. Since then, many others (looks like LiquidPrince, mostly) have come in and fleshed out the skeleton I left, making it a great, detailed page. I'm always happy to see pages that GB has more detail on than Wikipedia, as well as those obscure games with more detail than we ever needed, like the Princess Debut page which has been lovingly crafted by Endogene, Aersia, LordAndrew, and others.

I'm very glad that I had the opportunity to be a forum moderator. I really hope that my actions have made the GB forums a better place for everyone. It was an honor simply to be considered for the post, and I've enjoyed working with the entire team. MB, Hamz, TheBeast, CitizenKane, suneku, and Kush are all awesome guys, and getting things done was never a hassle or a challenge. I wish that people I worked with in real life were as willing to contribute as everyone on the GB mod squad.

Giant Bomb is, without a doubt, the number one gaming site on the internets. I'm sad to say goodbye. It's been a pleasure to get to know so many of you guys. I'll miss the raping and pillaging with Sweep in Age of Booty, Team Fortress 2 with Thordain and everyone else, and the shenanigans in the IRC. Good luck to everyone. See you in two years!

Oh, I have one final request, too: As I will be gone, someone must buy Fez in my honor. It's going to be amazing, and I just know it won't sell as well as it deserves too.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Added by BoG on May 14, 2009

It's true. I'm in love. I didn't know I could feel this way. I'm moving to Russia and taking up golf, everyone, becuase I'm in love with Maria Verchenova.



Oh my gosh. She's perfect. I'm smitten.


Added by BoG on May 13, 2009

The worst part about making a list of your top games is that, inevitably, you'll forget something that you regret. You'll come back a day later, realize your mistake, and beat yourself up. In my case, I got down to the top 10 or so, realizing I had missed some games, but it was simply too late to add them back in. Not only that, but over time, things change. You replay titles, reminisce about your younger years, and things rearrange. All of these thigns happened while making my list, and in the many weeks since it has been completed. No list is perfect, and mine definitely isn't.  Recently, I've been playing through all of my old games, and I've really wished I could redo my list. Here is a list of some of my favorite games I wish that I could go back and work in. Some were forgotten, and some were ruled out. Whatever the case, they're just further proof that there can never be a final "best games ever" list. Even with this addition, there are still games like Oracle of Ages, Sin & Punishment, Gunstar Heroes, Demon's Crest, Ikaruga.... well, you get the picture... that didn't make the list.

5. Bubble Bobble

Things get a whole lot harier as you progress
Things get a whole lot harier as you progress
Yeah, some of you might laugh at this one. This is a game I simply forgot about over the years. It's one of those games I'd sit and play for hours on end when I was really young, and as I got older, shoved aside in favor of games that weren't about purple dinosaurs who shot bubbles out of their mouths. That concept isn't "cool" enough. I received this game as a gift in "Bubble Bobble also featuring Rainbow Islands" for the orignal Playstation. It was one of the first four games I had for the system, along with Crash Bandicoot, Breath of Fire III, and Mega Man X4. That was an interesting Christmas day, as the two games I tossed aside became my favorites as a seven year old. The best of the bunch was Bubble Bobble, a port of an old arcade game. My brother/dad and I would spend hours descending the games levels as Bub and Bob. It never got old. We were always trying to figure out what the letters were for, there was always a waterfall to spice thigns up, each new level was a joy to see, and we'd try to get just that much further. Bubble Bobble is a true classic, and I will love it forever.


4. Mega Man 9

I <3 Tornado Man's stage
I <3 Tornado Man's stage
When crafting my list, I was about to place Mega Man 9 where you'll find Mega Man 2 now. Mega Man 2's classic status won me over, and 9's relative newness put me off. Since then, I've played Mega Man 9 every day, purchased superhero mode and Protoman mode, and done who knows how many time attacks. I've also replayed every Mega Man game up to 4, because I got really bored trying to play 5. It's really not a fair comparison, but Mega Man 9 is the best in the series. It's got the most polish, the best level design, the coolest and most unique weapons, is the most challenging, and the most fun. Couple in the buiit in time trials and leaderbaords, plus bonus content like the awesome extra stage, the difficulty modes, and Protoman, and you've got an amazing game. I still love Mega Man 2, and it most assuredly belongs in the top 30 somewhere, but I've got a new favorite.

3. Kirby's Super Star

Revenge of Meta Knight = INTENSE
Revenge of Meta Knight = INTENSE
When I first got into gaming, Kirby was my #1. My two most played games in my late elementary years were Kirby's Dreamland, Pokemon, and Kirby's Super Star. Super Star is a gem, no doubt. It sends Kirby through a huge variety of games. The main attractions are the best the series has to offer. There's classic Kirby style action in Spring Breeze.  The Great Cave offensive is a brilliant little non-linear game where you get to dig up lots of treasures. One of my favorites, the Revenge of Meta Knight, takes kirby through one of the most heart pounding, edge of your seat action games yet. In addition, there is gourmet racing, megaton punch, and many more diversions. There are years worth of gameplay packed into this one. One of my favorite things about it is the sheer amount of personality in the game. Words can't really express how much personality oozes from this game. It's mechanically tight, with great levels, and more charm than you could ever want. I really regret missing this, as Kirby was one of the biggest figures of my Childhood.


2.Casltevania: Rondo of Blood/ Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse/ Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

Death, my old friend.
Death, my old friend.
Another big regret is only mentioning two Castlevania games on my list, none of which were the awesome, straight forward, Belmont with whips originals. These games were fantastic, some of my favorites as a kid. When making my list, I concluded that two 'Vania games were enough, and I excluded the originals based on outdated mechanics. Playing through them again, I made a grave error. They're not outdated at all, they're all still a blast to play, very polished, and a whole lot of fun. 
Castlevania II is the least of the three mentioned, if only because your objectives are unclear at times. It's still a ton of fun to explore, and a great game that paved the way for games like SotN, being a non-liner title. Dracul's Curse comes in second of these three, and is an absolutely amazing game, one of the best games on the NES. It amazes me how complete, how polished this games is. It really shines on the platform. Finally, Rondo of Blood, which I regrettably did not get to play until a few weeks ago. I've since played through four times, and the fun has not ceased. The game is packed with replay value, with two characters, tons of stages each with alternate paths, and tons of secrets. I <3 Castlevania

1. Strider 2

A giant flying robot dragon boss? AWESOME.
A giant flying robot dragon boss? AWESOME.
Strider 2 is another game I got as a throwaway for Christmas, just like Bubble Bobble. There must have been a sale on Capcom games in 2000, because I got this along with Mega Man 8. I don't recall what else I got that Christmas, but Strider ended up being one of my favorite games as I entered my 11th year. Unfortunately, like Bubble Bobble, I forgot about it over time. Sometimes it's difficult to remember to show appreciation for games that nobody else has played, or even cares about. Strider 2 is an adrenaline rush. I had played the original Strider, a game that has never really been for me what it is to others. Strider 2 adressed my every complaint, being faster, bigger, and more intense (and with awesome music, not that horrid Genesis stuff). Strider 2 is short and sweet. You rip through five levels, each being unique and awesome. The game does everything right, with great combat and great platforming, something many games of this breed like to forget. Whether playing as Hiryu or Hien, there is much fun to be had. Every time I revisit this game, I experience a high that lasts at least a week. Strider 2 is just awesome, and I'm very disheartened right now that it slipped my mind when making my list. The game is very underrated, and really did deserve a spot on my top 30. Maybe in the future I'll make another. For now, I'm going to go beat up Grandmaster Meio again.


Added by BoG on May 3, 2009

So, yesterday saw the premiere of my "Soulja BoG Tells 'Em" series of lists. Today, I'll make the case for spin-offs of games that did it all right, and should return in some form or another. For most of these, I really don't care HOW they come back, simply that they do. 

5. Metal Gear Ac!d



More of this, please.
More of this, please.
MGA was a launch game for the PSP, and the first game for the system that I purchased. A whole lot of people didn't like the idea of Solid Snake Strategy action, but it turned into an awesome tactical strategy game, with loads of unique concepts and moves built in. They really made this one awesome with some great maps, great teamplay, and a unique card based attack system that really altered how you moved about and attacked enemies. In addition, it provided tons of unorthodox and surprisingly fun stealth gameplay through the strategy. I had as much fun with this game as I did the original FFT, and it stands among the best turn based strategy titles out there. It had one sequel, which was excellenet, but I want more.
Oh, and Snatcher cards were the Illest.

4. Star Fox Adventures


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More of this, please.
Love it or hate it, SFA was one of the most successful Zelda clones ever. I'd say that among "games that are like Zelda," this one is second only to Zelda. The game had tons of unique puzzles, fun characters, great environments, and lots of secrets. The dinosaur planet was fun to explore, and the game was pakced with unique gameplay. I don't think anyone will argue that the third person gameplay in SFA is 100% better than that of the OTHER SFA, Assault.  If they were to make another Adventures game, I'd love to see them tie some more space shooting gameplay into the whole picture. Run around X location, do stuff, defend the planet from incoming ships, run around some more, and have fun. Whatever the case, SFA was a fun game that deserves a sequel.
Oh, and Tricky was the illest.


3. Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks


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More of this, please.
I never thought a Mortal Kombat spin-off could be so awesome after Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero, but Midway went ahead and made one with the beat 'em up known as Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. The game puts you in control of Liu Kang and Kung Lao in an arcade style brawling romp reminiscent of arcade games like Turtles in Time and Battletoads. You and a friend could take control of the two protagonists, and beat the crap out of dudes. There were tons of secret areas, and a plethora of items to collect, and it was a ton of fun alone or with a friend. Additionally, the developers nailed the gameplay, with great gameplay, tons of cool fatalities and such. Honestly, whoever has control of the franchise needs to make something of Shaolin Monks. It was the illest.



2. Mario Tennis


We're not talking about lousy games like  Mario Tennis for the N64 and Mario Power Tennis. We're talking good Tennis RPG gameplay of the amazing GBC game. I got 
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the game for my birthday just after it was released, and was hooked from the beginning. The Japanese are weird with their sports themed RPGs, but I now know why, having played Mario Tennis. You take control of a character who has just begun taking classes at a school for tennis players. You can browse the campus, eat in the cafeteria, do drills, hit on chicks, and smack balls with rackets. You get to build your character's game how you please, and learn the ins and outs of the game as you go. There is a simple little story to go along with it all, and eventually, you'll be the tennis champ.  All this sorrounds a brilliant game of tennis. It lacks the characters of the N64 counterpart, but it has all the intricacies, and even more depth than it's beefier brother. This is the best tennis game EVER. I don't care if they make it Mario tennis, we just need some more tennis themed RPGs. Sports RPGs are the illest.


1. Kirby's Canvas Curse


More of this, PLEASE!
More of this, PLEASE!
To date, Canvas Curse remains among the most unique, fun, and awesome games on the Nintendo DS. It used the DS in a way that couldn't have been done on any system before it, and it was a freaking blast from start to finish. Few games can stand up to Kirby Canvas Curse when it comes to utiizing the DS' unique features, and the only one that I can think of at the moment is The World Ends With You. The Kirby franchise is known for charm and personality, and when you combine that with the brilliant gameplay of Canvas Curse, you have a winner on your hands.
I'd love to see this game return in some form, preferably something higher on the difficulty scale. The only thing that really held the game back was that, as a Kiry game, Nintendo made it easy. There is so much untapped potential with this game design, Nintendo would be a bunch of fools not to revisit Canvas Curse. This game is the illest.





Added by BoG on May 2, 2009

So, I was lounging around, enjoying a good old fashioned American Burger (which just so happens to be a much more delicious meal than fish & chips) when I was reflecting on the recent title Hamz had placed upon me, Soulja BoG Tell 'Em. That is when it hit me: that would be an awesome name for a blog. Some people had given me some requests to make a blog entitled "A BoG and his Blog," and maybe that will come soon, but this is just a better fit for lists. So I'm going to make lists.
First up, the top 5 games that need a demake! I'd been planning to write this earlier, and also planned to include the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, but recent news ruined this. Devastated, I put it off. Now I'm ready to make it.
The list is obviously inspired by MegMan 9, a demake that did it all right. It took a tired series, being eroded by countless poor cash-ins and spin offs. It returned to the formula that had made the blue bomber an icon, and did it in a wonderful way. Here are, what I feel, are the best games in need of a return to form:

5. Final Fantasy


Final Fantasy XIII is on the way, and... I guess it looks ok. I think the concept of motorcycle Shiva is perhaps the stupidest thing in the entire franchise, but I'm past that. I'm more concerned with the direction the series is taking, which seems to be taking a turn far, far away from the "fantasy." The world of XIII doesn't remotely resemble the fantasy/steam punk blend we've come to know and love from the franchise, in favor of a very sci-fi world. The closest the series has ever come to this much sci-fi was in IV and VIII, but both games still retained that trademark charm. I fear that won't happen for the next game. Not that it will be bad, I'm simply concerned it won't be the 
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Final Fantasy I know and love.
I think it's time to revisit what made it all happen, to do once again what Final Fantasy IX did. It's only been 9 years, but already Square needs to remind themselves why this series is popular. I've made my complaints about XIII above, but I feel it's not since X that these games have really been true to the franchise, and I hated that game. XI was an MMORPG, and we should have petitioned its existence as a main series title. XII was enjoyable, but it should have been a separate game related more to the Tactics or Vagrant story franchises, not main series FF. Also worth noting, it is the first game I know of that masturbates. Bring back black mages with pointy hats and moogles and castles. The series is beginning to take itself to seriously, and that will only do harm. IX had some of the most heartfelt moments while being the most lighthearted FF game in years. We need this again. Squenix, make Final Fantasy XIV the best freaking thing to happen to RPGs since levelling up.

4. Fallout


Aside from the fact that Fallout 3 had the clunkiest playing game I've experienced since the days of the Nintendo Entertainment System, it was pretty fun. That's not an odd thing, either, as I still enjoy the original Castlevania styles despite the fact that Simon Belmont controls like a concrete block. Regardless, Fallout 3 had a massive world jam packed with stuff to do, and it was fun raiding raiders and grabbing the ghouls. Snatcher references are good too, and can only earn points in my book. Unfortunately, it didn't come close to living up to its predecessors. The atmosphere, the gameplay, the everything... it was just great. Fallout always felt at home as a 
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western style turn based RPG, and much of what made it so great was lost in the transition Elder Scrolls clone.
It would be great to see Bethesda make the next Fallout game a return to the old school. Revamp the battle system, the interface, and the gameplay to bring them up to today's standards, and you have a winner. Couple that with Bethesda's signature open world, and you've got a winner on your hands. This is a must, and would be much better than more Oblivion with guns for Fallout 4. If anything worries me about this, it's that I don't actually have faith in Bethesda to make something that isn't Elder Scrolls. They seem almost too content with concrete brick controls and awful third person cameras. Prove me wrong, Bethesda, and do it with the Fallout franchise.

3. Donkey Kong


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More of this, please.
The Donkey Kong franchise has become a throw away for Nintendo in recent years. The Donkey Konga games, Jungle beat, Mario vs DK, etc. were not bad games, but what happened to the Donkey Kong Country titles, and the great Donkey Kong 64? Nintendo, without a doubt, had a winner on their hands and they've let it go. Sure, Rare is gone, but Nintendo is in posession of a number of talented developers, not to mention I'm positive many third parties would be up for the task. The Donkey Kong platformers have been top tier in the genre. I'm shocked we haven't seen more DK. Hopefully, we will soon.




2. Metroid


Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Prime franchise, particularly the first, which I named my second favorite game of all time. However, the games have been getting progressively worse with each of the major installments. 1 was excellent, 2 was great, and 3 was good. Unfortunately, Corruption in many ways abandoned what made 
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More of this, Please.
the franchise so special in the first place, as did the DS version, Hunters. I didn't get that Metroid feeling, the seclusion, the adventure, of all the preceeding games. I was frightened that the franchise may be turning into a cash in with that pinball game, but we got lucky. I'm totally cool if they keep making first person Metroid games, but I think it would be best to see a return to the good ol' days, the 2D Metroidvania gameplay we all know and love. Metroid Fusion and Zero Mission were two of the best games on the GBA, and Super Metroid rarely absent from any major "top 100" list. 
Fans have been craving a new 2D installment for years. I'd love to see Smaus explore a new planet, and to see NIntendo bring back the dark, creepy atmospheres. I'd love to see the franchise picked up where Fusion left off. Heck, I'd even go nuts for a Metroid II remake. Whatever it is, we need more Metroid, and we need it soon. Come on Nintendo! Whatever happened to Metroid Dread?

1. Sonic the Hedgehog


Is anyone surprised here? Without a doubt, this is the series that needs a savior. Unlike every other franchise on the list, nothing is going right for Sonic. Just like MegaMan, Sonic has become Sega's source for easy cash and minimal effort. These games are pumped out faster than babies in my home state, Utah. Unlike MegaMan, though, hope is almost completely lost for these games, it seems. Sonic needs the most radical remake, most similar to that of MM9. To rebuild faith in Sonic, they need to go way back, all the way back to the original 3 titles, and Sonic CD. Forget the third dimension, Sega. Just forget it.
You know what else? Forget the absolutely idiotic characters. Blaze the Cat, Silver the Hedgehog, Wave the Swallow.... they all suck balls. That's being nice, too. If you 
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LESS OF THIS!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LESS OF THIS!
make a new game, don't add a new character. DON'T. I was fine with Tails. Knuckles was ok, Amy was ok, but Shadow pushed it too far. You have enough anthropomorphs to last a lifetime, and you keep adding more. Not to mention, as I said above, all the new ones suck balls.  Charmy the Bee is way cooler than Rogue the Bat. Oh yeah, and the series main villain? His name is Dr. Robotnik. Eggman is a stupid name. Once again, the name Eggman sucks balls.
Oh, and you know what ELSE? Innovation is cool, as long as it doesn't suck balls. You know what sucks some major balls? WEREHOGS. Oh, and you know what else? HEDGEHOGS WITH SWORDS. That SUCKS BALLS.
You know what? Wiriting this only makes me less hopeful that anything good will ever come out of Sonic again. The cooler Sega makes sonic, the more lame he becomes. Maybe they should just stop before any more harm is done. Seriously, Sonic sucks balls these days.

As I did with my previous lists, I apologize for getting emotional near the end there, and I also apologize for the slight obsession with ball sucking in the end, too. I hope some people provide good comments, and let me know what I missed. I'll probably make more "Soulja BoG tells 'em" lists in the future, because GB loves lists. Until then, Supaman dat ho.



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