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#51  Edited By Sploder

That's pretty great.

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#52  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

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My god...

How'd you read this buddy, the words are too small D:

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#53  Edited By AngelN7

Nice probably was fake, if it wasn't then... still kinda funny.

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#54  Edited By Animasta

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

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#56  Edited By Ninja_Welshman

You really do have to admire the commitment. Real or not it made me laugh.

Also I don't know what 4chan is.

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#57  Edited By Phatmac

This is the best and worst thing I've read today.

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#59  Edited By supamon

Darwinism at its best. WHAT DO NEXT.

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#60  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

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#61  Edited By MeierTheRed

What an asshat.

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#62  Edited By EquitasInvictus

@supamon: Obviously, the natural progression of this line of events would lead us to delete our system 32 folders.

@Ninja_Welshman: I'd say you might actually be better off not knowing.

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

4chan can get pretty anomalous. I'm surprised it's still alive and kicking after all these years, but then again, I'm not. I am also guilty of occasionally letting my morbid curiosity of what's going on over there get the best of me, but beyond /b/, it really is not thatthat terrible. Anyway, I'm not even sure what constitutes as "active 4chan user."

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#63  Edited By Jimbo

Microwave picture made me lolol.

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#64  Edited By Animasta

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

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#65  Edited By stinky

computer post was fake.

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#66  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

Fine, fine. I take it back...

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#67  Edited By falling_fast

that's pretty great.

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#68  Edited By awesomeusername

This was hilarious and the comments left here and on 4chan are magnificent. I love the Internet.

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#69  Edited By ShaggE

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

I'm active on /x/, because every once in awhile you get great art threads or short stories, and it's worth digging through the sillier stuff to get to. Guess that means the world would be better off without me, then, and never mind any other facet of my existence, because I forfeit my humanity by committing the terrible crime of reading some fiction and chuckling at an occasional photo caption.

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#70  Edited By TheHT

@dudeglove: that really doesn't get old.

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@Ninja_Welshman said:

Also I don't know what 4chan is.

You are potentially blessed then good sir- potentially blessed. XD

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#72  Edited By dichemstys

Well done thread.

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#73  Edited By sjschmidt93

According to this nothing happened to him. http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/i-found-a-grenade-in-the-woods-amazing-4.php Sorry no linkification or spacing I am using ipad

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#74  Edited By _Zombie_

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

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#75  Edited By Ravenlight

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

You'd think that, but once the mainstream media gets wind of the story they're going to use it to further demonize the interwebs and stuffy old white guys in suits will point to it as evidence for the next SOPA being a good idea.

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#76  Edited By iam3green

wow that is pretty funny. i am sad that i didn't get to see that thread.

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#77  Edited By _Zombie_

@Ravenlight said:

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

You'd think that, but once the mainstream media gets wind of the story they're going to use it to further demonize the interwebs and stuffy old white guys in suits will point to it as evidence for the next SOPA being a good idea.

Goddamnit. Oh well, I've still got my fantasy.

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#78  Edited By jimi

Best part was when he tried to pull the pin out and ripped the top off.

Dude must have balls the size of a planet.

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#79  Edited By Still_I_Cry

That was pretty funny

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#80  Edited By Kyreo

Wait! Someone did something stupid and put evidence of it on the internet? Fascinating.

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#81  Edited By blindisaac

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

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#82  Edited By Cyrus_Saren

That's pretty great.

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#83  Edited By napalm

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

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My god...

Jesus Christ. God, I hope that's fake because that is so terrible.

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#84  Edited By Mageman

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

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#85  Edited By foggel
@Napalm said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

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My god...

Jesus Christ. God, I hope that's fake because that is so terrible.

That's too good to be true.
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#86  Edited By TwelveFootFour

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

You my friend hit the nail right on the head there.

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#87  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

Don't worry guys, OP had experience whit that type of thing before, as shown in the video below.

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#88  Edited By neozeke

@Mageman: And ultra liberal hipster douchebags. Nothing wrong with being liberal, but don't be a dick about it.

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#89  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

Yes, yes, it is. Because stupid people don't deserve to live...I believe there was an Austrian-German guy once who shared your view point.

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#90  Edited By Blackout62

@EquitasInvictus said:

@Animasta: Old explosives is actually a huge problem in other parts of the world. I believe parts of Middle East (paticularly Afghanistan) encountered this problem a lot with Soviet-era mines, so I'd say there's still a probability that the grenade, as ancient as it looks, might actually still be lethal.

You have a point that it does look a lot more ancient than a soviet-era mine so the probability is definitely lower than the aforementioned case.

Other parts? I live in Monterey, California and we still have to worry about any unexploded munitions in Fort Ord.

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#91  Edited By korwin

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is totally mature and awesome, I mean just look at quality sub-reddits like cumming on plastic figurines. :D

Internet Yo, nothing is pure here.

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#92  Edited By neozeke

@Korwin: I......what.......

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#93  Edited By EquitasInvictus

@Blackout62: Well, 40 a year die due to Soviet mines in Afghanistan. I'm pretty sure stateside locations aren't that bad in terms of fatalities as we definitely have far superior signage and safety practices than people in Cold War-era/Balkan regions. At the least our military can have some sort of accountability over our ordnance.

For those who suffered occupation by the Soviets or Balkan warlords, there's virtually no accountability for explosives placed in the past and there are barely any governing bodies or a versatile enough military presence to deal with it since all the Soviets and most Balkan warlords (at least those responsible for laying anti-personnel mines) are long gone.

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#94  Edited By CaptainCody

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

I almost forgot about Neutral Milk Hotel what the fuck. The best way to troll /mu/. Just like /x/ with Grifter.

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#95  Edited By korwin

@neozeke said:

@Korwin: I......what.......

Yep.

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#96  Edited By blindisaac

@TwelveFootFour said:

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

You my friend hit the nail right on the head there.

I dont frequent the truly awful reddits and besides that stuff isnt the main draw of reddit unlike 4chan where almost everyone goes there just for /b/ but to each their own

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#97  Edited By cyraxible

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

Thank you for saying it so much more succinctly than I would have.

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#98  Edited By cyraxible

@blindisaac

unlike 4chan where almost everyone goes there just for /b/

You could not be more wrong about the reasons people go to 4chan. I'm willing to wager that the majority of people who frequent it go to the boards that cater to their interests.

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#99  Edited By mutha3
@biospank said:
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That's actually really sad if its legit. 
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#100  Edited By EquitasInvictus

@mutha3: The last post's timestamp is actually consistent with the time from the article. The only other piece of information that website screencap should've had was the date.