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#51 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

That's pretty great.

#52 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

My god...

How'd you read this buddy, the words are too small D:

#53 Posted by AngelN7 (2970 posts) -

Nice probably was fake, if it wasn't then... still kinda funny.

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#54 Posted by Animasta (14650 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

#55 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5138 posts) -
#56 Posted by Ninja_Welshman (481 posts) -

You really do have to admire the commitment. Real or not it made me laugh.

Also I don't know what 4chan is.

#57 Posted by Phatmac (5723 posts) -

This is the best and worst thing I've read today.

#58 Posted by dudeglove (7688 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

My god...

How'd you read this buddy, the words are too small D:

Right click the image and click open in new tab.

#59 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -

Darwinism at its best. WHAT DO NEXT.

#60 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

#61 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4909 posts) -

What an asshat.

#62 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2008 posts) -

@supamon: Obviously, the natural progression of this line of events would lead us to delete our system 32 folders.

@Ninja_Welshman: I'd say you might actually be better off not knowing.

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

4chan can get pretty anomalous. I'm surprised it's still alive and kicking after all these years, but then again, I'm not. I am also guilty of occasionally letting my morbid curiosity of what's going on over there get the best of me, but beyond /b/, it really is not that that terrible. Anyway, I'm not even sure what constitutes as "active 4chan user."

#63 Posted by Jimbo (9775 posts) -

Microwave picture made me lolol.

#64 Posted by Animasta (14650 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

#65 Posted by stinky (1544 posts) -

computer post was fake.

#66 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1215 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

Fine, fine. I take it back...

#67 Posted by falling_fast (2190 posts) -

that's pretty great.

#68 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -

This was hilarious and the comments left here and on 4chan are magnificent. I love the Internet.

#69 Posted by ShaggE (6348 posts) -

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

I'm active on /x/, because every once in awhile you get great art threads or short stories, and it's worth digging through the sillier stuff to get to. Guess that means the world would be better off without me, then, and never mind any other facet of my existence, because I forfeit my humanity by committing the terrible crime of reading some fiction and chuckling at an occasional photo caption.

#70 Posted by TheHT (10929 posts) -

@dudeglove: that really doesn't get old.

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#71 Edited by WarlockEngineerMoreDakka (432 posts) -

@Ninja_Welshman said:

Also I don't know what 4chan is.

You are potentially blessed then good sir- potentially blessed. XD

#72 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3112 posts) -

Well done thread.

#73 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4888 posts) -

According to this nothing happened to him. http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/i-found-a-grenade-in-the-woods-amazing-4.php Sorry no linkification or spacing I am using ipad

#74 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

#75 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

You'd think that, but once the mainstream media gets wind of the story they're going to use it to further demonize the interwebs and stuffy old white guys in suits will point to it as evidence for the next SOPA being a good idea.

#76 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

wow that is pretty funny. i am sad that i didn't get to see that thread.

#77 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@Ravenlight said:

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

You'd think that, but once the mainstream media gets wind of the story they're going to use it to further demonize the interwebs and stuffy old white guys in suits will point to it as evidence for the next SOPA being a good idea.

Goddamnit. Oh well, I've still got my fantasy.

#78 Posted by Jimi (1126 posts) -

Best part was when he tried to pull the pin out and ripped the top off.

Dude must have balls the size of a planet.

#79 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

That was pretty funny

#80 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

Wait! Someone did something stupid and put evidence of it on the internet? Fascinating.

#81 Posted by blindisaac (141 posts) -

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

#82 Posted by Cyrus_Saren (530 posts) -

That's pretty great.

#83 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

My god...

Jesus Christ. God, I hope that's fake because that is so terrible.

#84 Edited by Mageman (351 posts) -

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

#85 Posted by foggel (2763 posts) -
@Napalm said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

@dudeglove said:

Still not this.

My god...

Jesus Christ. God, I hope that's fake because that is so terrible.

That's too good to be true.
#86 Posted by TwelveFootFour (154 posts) -

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

You my friend hit the nail right on the head there.

#87 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Don't worry guys, OP had experience whit that type of thing before, as shown in the video below.

#88 Posted by neozeke (378 posts) -

@Mageman: And ultra liberal hipster douchebags. Nothing wrong with being liberal, but don't be a dick about it.

#89 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@zombiebigfoot said:

@SmilingPig said:

Ok, now a bunch of retards will try that and get killed.

Isn't that kind of positive, because a bunch of stupid people will be dead?

Yes, yes, it is. Because stupid people don't deserve to live...I believe there was an Austrian-German guy once who shared your view point.

#90 Posted by Blackout62 (1331 posts) -

@EquitasInvictus said:

@Animasta: Old explosives is actually a huge problem in other parts of the world. I believe parts of Middle East (paticularly Afghanistan) encountered this problem a lot with Soviet-era mines, so I'd say there's still a probability that the grenade, as ancient as it looks, might actually still be lethal.

You have a point that it does look a lot more ancient than a soviet-era mine so the probability is definitely lower than the aforementioned case.

Other parts? I live in Monterey, California and we still have to worry about any unexploded munitions in Fort Ord.

#91 Posted by Korwin (2831 posts) -

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is totally mature and awesome, I mean just look at quality sub-reddits like cumming on plastic figurines. :D

Internet Yo, nothing is pure here.

#92 Posted by neozeke (378 posts) -

@Korwin: I......what.......

#93 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2008 posts) -

@Blackout62: Well, 40 a year die due to Soviet mines in Afghanistan. I'm pretty sure stateside locations aren't that bad in terms of fatalities as we definitely have far superior signage and safety practices than people in Cold War-era/Balkan regions. At the least our military can have some sort of accountability over our ordnance.

For those who suffered occupation by the Soviets or Balkan warlords, there's virtually no accountability for explosives placed in the past and there are barely any governing bodies or a versatile enough military presence to deal with it since all the Soviets and most Balkan warlords (at least those responsible for laying anti-personnel mines) are long gone.

#94 Edited by CaptainCody (1505 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Animasta said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Natural Selection.

I only wish it could somehow kill off everyone else on 4chan. I GUARANTEE the world would be a much better place.

there are parts of 4chan that are alright. also you're a sociopath

I take it you're an active 4chan user? Sorry, but there is no room left on this earth for your kind. I don't know you personally, but I stand by what I say. Also I am no sociopath. I'm just a guy with a keyboard and microwaveable enchiladas.

hardly. Just that some of the other boards aren't actively hateful (just really dumb or really snobby or whatever) and yes, wishing death upon a large amount of people makes you a sociopath, no matter who it is!

The other boards are just the same people talking about different things. I visited 4chan once out of curiosity and I saw a lot of sick shit in the 10 minutes I was there. I may be kind of socio, but that doesn't mean that what I say isn't true. I was joking earlier, but now that I think about it, I find it less and less distasteful. I don't wish death upon them, but if it were to somehow happen the world would be so much better.

they really aren't. The music boards, for example, are too busy shitting on you for your plebeian tastes in music and telling you to listen to neutral milk hotel than to be as bad as /b/ is. I mean, Reddit has it's terrible boards too, so should all redditors die? They are separate boards and they all have their different demographics. the Yuri and Yaoi boards have way more women per userbase than /b/ does, for example.

I almost forgot about Neutral Milk Hotel what the fuck. The best way to troll /mu/. Just like /x/ with Grifter.

#95 Posted by Korwin (2831 posts) -

@neozeke said:

@Korwin: I......what.......

Yep.

#96 Posted by blindisaac (141 posts) -

@TwelveFootFour said:

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

You my friend hit the nail right on the head there.

I dont frequent the truly awful reddits and besides that stuff isnt the main draw of reddit unlike 4chan where almost everyone goes there just for /b/ but to each their own

#97 Posted by cyraxible (683 posts) -

@Mageman said:

@blindisaac said:

4chan is awful. End of story. Giant Bomb and Reddit for life.

Reddit is so much more awful than 4chan.

4chan is 14 year old retards and bored smart college students acting stupid. Reddit is 14 year old retards and dumb college students acting smart.

Thank you for saying it so much more succinctly than I would have.

#98 Posted by cyraxible (683 posts) -

@blindisaac

unlike 4chan where almost everyone goes there just for /b/

You could not be more wrong about the reasons people go to 4chan. I'm willing to wager that the majority of people who frequent it go to the boards that cater to their interests.

#99 Posted by mutha3 (4985 posts) -
@biospank said:
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That's actually really sad if its legit. 
#100 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2008 posts) -

@mutha3: The last post's timestamp is actually consistent with the time from the article. The only other piece of information that website screencap should've had was the date.