Bach, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Haydn, Handel. Good starting point. Don't be scared to say that some composers are shit - just because it's classical doesn't mean it's untouchable. Tchaikovsky is a cocksucker. And so would be Strauss unless he'd pulled it back with the Blue Danube soundtrack he did for Space Odyssey. 3/4 time is not the time signature for a man.
Listen to the whole of Beethoven's 5th and there's so much more there than the 4 note motif they trot out. There's some really nice stuff like the incidental music in Excalibur on the 2nd half of the tape (yes, that tape bit was for funsies).
Make notes. Because it's hard to recognise different composers for a while then write down who did what and if you liked it.
Easy ins: The Four Seasons, Brandenburg Concertos, pretty much any of Beethoven's symphonies: the ninth will fill you up, the 7th might not grab you at first but it will, my friend, oh it will. Watch the end of Zardoz. The Pastoral will make you well up and cry because it's so fucking amazing - even when a snippet was used in an episode of The Simpsons it will do its work. I'd say don't start there, though.
So a classic station or compilation cds at a charity shop or 7cd classical collection for 4.99 are good starting points. If you do well you'll soon argue that your friend's version of The Four Seasons is a bullshit version: too fast and gutless and the EMI classics version pisses on it. That, my friend, is called passion.
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